The thought of having sex with Rob Lucci while his pigeon speaks for him put me out of commission for like half an hour earlier. Like, can you imagine this extremely dangerous man than could kill you in a split second standing in front you with no pants and a pigeon on his shoulder going âCoo coo! Get on your knees and suck my cock!â
The thought of having sex with Rob Lucci while his pigeon speaks for him put me out of commission for like half an hour earlier. Like, can you imagine this extremely dangerous man than could kill you in a split second standing in front you with no pants and a pigeon on his shoulder going âCoo coo! Get on your knees and suck my cock!â
The 4th amazing husband of One Piece award goes to none other than my personal favorite blonde in the series, Killer! A truly good man, even though some of his values may differ from those of the government. He would be a very loving husband to the one he chose to marry as well as a fantastic father if you both wanted children. 100/10 perfect boy for the recipient of this award!
One Piece characters as incorrect quotes I found part one~
I completely forgot these existed and now I am absolutely obsessed. Expect several of these, like a TON. Also, I will definitely take requests for characters if anyone wants to see certain groups!
Note! I did not come up with these, I simply found them and put my own spin on them with various OP characters. I do not own any of them. One is slightly nsfw, so be aware of that please!
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Zoro: So⊠whatâs goinâ on?
Luffy: You want the long version or the short version?
Zoro, hesitantly: The short one, I guess?
Luffy: Shitâs fucked.
Zoro: Oh. Well, yeah, thatâs definitely not an optimal situation.
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Law: It doesnât have a bone.
Kid: Then why is it called a boner!?
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*Ace dies in a game with ships*
Luffy: This ship is no longer a ship of love, itâs a ship of vengeance, a gavel of justice against all that is wrong in the world, showing no mercy, as no mercy was allowed to us. The spark of love will now fuel the fires of destructive glory as I wage my war across the world with righteous fury.
Sabo: Legend has it that Ace still haunts the ships, stealing my fucking drinks.
Ace: of course I do.
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Luffy: What did Ace do this time?
Sabo: More like WHO did Ace do this time?
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Luffy: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, Iâd just be excited to have a bunk bed.
Sanji:
Sanji: Iâm gonna tell him.
Zoro: Donât you dare.
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Luffy: Time for plan G.
Usopp: Donât you mean plan B?
Luffy: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Franky: What about plan D?
Luffy: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Chopper: What about plan E?
Luffy: Iâm hoping not to use it. Sanji dies in plan E.
Zoro: I like plan E.
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Zoro: Iâm the smartest person in my friend group.
Sanji: You hang out with Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, and Franky.
Sanji: Itâs not as high a compliment as you think.
Law once tried to heal Luffy after a particularly bad fight, only to turn his back for one second and return to see Luffy eating several jars of medicine. Law does not try to heal Luffy anymore
For my third installment in the best One Piece husbands, we have my favorite so far; the adorable Katakuri! He deserves the entire world and everything within it, nothing could ever make me budge on that. He would absolutely put you on his shoulder when in a crowded area or just whenever you wanted. If youâre scared of heights (like me), he would hold you in both of his massive hands against his chest do thereâs no possible way you could fall. Please feed him all the sweets in the world while patting his head, he needs to know how loved he is. 10/10 best baby boy in the whole series đ
Crocodile is also a great contender for marriage in One Piece. He would absolutely be a good husband in any way he possibly could. Definitely gives me the âI would burn the world for youâ vibes. Also personal sandbox
One time Luffy wandered into a luxury soap shop because it smelled good and ate about a fourth of the soap there before Nami found him and kicked his ass for it.
I feel like Buggy would actually make the perfect husband. Thirsty but donât wanna get up? He can grab you a drink without even getting up. Bored and need some entertainment? The man is literally the entire circus. Sad because he has to leave for a while? He can give you his hand so you have a piece of him to squeeze no matter how far he has to go. There are endless possibilities with a hot clown that can break apart as he pleases
One time Luffy wandered into a luxury soap shop because it smelled good and ate about a fourth of the soap there before Nami found him and kicked his ass for it.
Bedtime with Sanji would be extremely overwhelming at first. It always takes about an hour due to the countless steps he deems mandatory before you can even lay your head on your pillow, such as hugs, kisses, massage, etc. After a while, it becomes routine and you really start to enjoy it. He barely ever moves in his sleep, but occasionally heâll have a dream of fighting an enemy and accidentally kick you pretty hard. He always wakes up immediately after hearing you yelp from it and it takes about an hour of him apologizing and kissing wherever he hit for him to forgive himself
Going to sleep with Usopp would be a lot easier than most of the other Straw Hats. Youâre either tucked against his chest or the big spoon, no other positions. He snores a bit but not enough to be a huge bother. He does occasionally turn around in his sleep when youâre the big spoon and accidentally wack you in the face with his nose though
Sleeping with Zoro is either both of you at opposite ends of the bed with as much room between you as possible or being held against his chest with one arm putting you in a headlock and there is no inbetween
Luffyâs the kinda sleeper to constantly wiggle around, kick, hit, fall over, snore right in your face, drool everywhere, and mutter to himself all night but also hold onto you for dear life the entire time so you canât even get up to go to the bathroom
