horny idiot

in this account, i shall blurr the line between horny and mentally ill

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made an ultrakill oc 'cause i think more people should.

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DUMB ASS MEMES, GO!

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The things that I hate.

you know what I hate most in the world? when I go to draw something from a comic book and realize that, not only do I have to account for the different styles of all the artists from all the different issues, but that those artists WERE NOT GIVEN A REFRENCE SHEET for what we're drawing. HOW on GOD'S GREEN EARTH did you manage THAT idw, HOW!?!? all I wanted was to draw an oc that transformers into a skydart, that's all, but given that YOU have failed to provide ANY ARTIST IN EXISTENCE with an accurate reference for what this thing is supposed to look like, and that the wiki page for this thing is exactly that, one fucking page long, it seems I'm a wee bit FUCKED IN THE ASS SLOPPY STYLE, ARN'T I!?!?!?!?! I swear to the lord, above and below, drawing fanart can be such a fucking ordeal. one time, OHHHHH, LET ME TELL YOU! one time, I was drawing fanart from a murder drones' au from an OFFICIAL reference sheet, and realized halfway through that the creator only deleted, like, HALF of the sketch layer, HALF. HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT?!?!?! I love your stuff but for the LOVE OF GOD GIVE ME MERCY.

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I found an old pacific rim mech maker on the flashpoint archive and decided to draw up this little guy. in my mind this guy is basically one of the only guys in alaska cause it's so hard to build and maintain a jaeger when your infrastructure is made of permafrost and mouse. the idea was that if a kaiju were to pop up near alaska, this guy would buy enough time for the U.S. to ship another jaeger out to help. if that wasn't feasible, it would do everything in its power to kill the kaiju, including detonating its nuclear reactor to guarantee that thing dies. needless to say, this thermonuclear suicide tank is not very popular among pilots and is used as a punishment duty, with the jaeger sitting in storage perpetually ready to deploy for, like, a decade. idk whether the pilots are told about the nuclear suicide plan or not. also, if this conflicts with any pacific rim deep lore, i just came up with this on the spot and have no idea how the lore works besides a vague memory of the movie.

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how medieval peasants could overcome an M1 A1 Abrams

if, theoretically, ten or so medieval peasants were to ambush a lone freebrams, they could jam their swords into the treads and, theoretically, derail the freebrams. now a sitting duck, the freebrams would attempt to retaliate, via its machine guns. it could use its main cannon, but that could only kill one peasant at a time, and I got ten of those sooooooooo. once a machine gunner pops out of the tank to open fire onto the peasants, that's when the archer (that's right, the rooftops are speaking middle English this time) nails him in the neck and the peasants swarm the hatch, piling into the tank and rushing the occupants. if the peasants are allowed prep time, then they could craft makeshift grenade using gunpowder in a metal ball and use that to more effectively derail the tank. if the freebrams doesn't open its hatch, then the peasants could use a special rounded armor piercing French dagger used to combat knights as a breaching tool to break open the hatch. this is also what they would probably use once inside. also, i think once the peasants get in it's game over. a soldier can be trained in close quarters combat, but to a peasant that's all there is to war, it is a safe assumption that a medieval serf would be better versed in hand-to-hand combat then a modern soldier. and if that's not true, i still got ten dudes to throw at a trapped tank crew.

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I wrote this for a college assignment and I think it disserves a chance in the limelight 

"While technology has many a gift to give it also has very notable downsides. A troubling problem I have noticed is the spreading of infectious and downright dangerous ideas. there is a word for this, "Cognito hazard", literally "a hazard to your ability to think". I think that, in consolidating all of the human experience in one, easy to find resource, we have inadvertently given a new vector for literal mental illnesses to infect. a man by the name of Will Wood once said, "ideas don't spread because they're good, ideas spread because people like them." I think that is what is happening as I type. appealing ideas like anarchism and accelerationism gain foot holds in people's minds not because they are good methods of governance, but because they offer a simple and gratifying solution to a complicated and stressful issue. never before has a manifesto been easier to read, simply look up the "Joseph Stack" or "Ted Kaczynski" and you will find very well worded arguments for why you should do the most terrible of things. it would be here I would offer a solution, but I don't have one. I can only hope someone smarter than me will come along soon to grace me with a good idea. or, failing that, an idea I like."

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people think we're minds with bodies, that we have a soul or some greater purpose, but we're really not. we are bodies with minds, neurochemical laced sponges deluding ourselves into thinking we're something more. but that's okay, 'cause it means that there are no philosophical or existential problems, only physical. meaning all our problems could be solved through extensive, invasive surgery.

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GUESS WHO'S BACK!!!

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Update: I am no longer suffering from undiagnosed suicidal ideation.

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I feel like the only thing stopping me from violently mutilating myself and/or committing suicide is the fact I am looking forward to having a bloomin burger for dinner

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OH MY FUCKING GOD I NEED 20 DOLLARS RIGHT NOW

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Just warning you I had no idea what to post this week so have this ANCIENT comic I made for art class.

Sorry if the line work was hard to understand, this was a passion/practice project and I sort of forgot to make it look good

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here's some more 40k stuff because I didn't realize i liked it that much. the helmet was my attempt to make a primaris style mouth plate for chaos because i didn't realize that already existed.

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some more old doodles, the one on the left was based on 40k iron warriors. I have no idea what I was doing on the right.

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it occurs to me that I have been awfully sane as of late, so I have decided to start sharing my backlog of old paranoid doodles

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sorry to my 2 followers for being gone so long; I was binge watching the German dub/sub of murder drones.

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could someone, for the love of ALL THAT IS HOLY, MAKE MORE PANIC AU SHIT. I have been starving for Murder Drones content ever since the Og series ended, and the panic au scratches an itch that is ADDICTING