jelly baby, officer?

a doctor who blog, probably.

[sarcastic-sketches]

It's always a good time for more Goo Snake <3

[Image ID: A four panel comic of the Eighth Doctor sat in a chair reading a book. They hear 'Doctor... would you still love me if I were a worm?' from out of frame. They respond with 'Seeing as I've loved you in every lifetime- Wait.' They then look up, startled, to see half a ghostly snake hanging above them. The ghostly form of the Master as a Goo Snake then drops down onto Eight's arm, who says 'Ah' fondly with little hearts around the dialogue box. /End ID]

[ramsaythevortisaur]

imagine the world is ending. chatgpt has been put in charge of the effort to save the planet. when the discovery of aliens long ago frozen in a glacier threatens this effort, chatgpt is incapable of taking action because of the risk to itself taking action presents, even though not taking action will lead to certain death. the people working under chatgpt can't make the decision themselves because they've grown too accustomed to having chatgpt make their decisions for them. also plants for some reason are now solely responsible for the production of carbon dioxide. this is the plot of the ice warriors.

[sockth]

Hey if you See This can you reblog this or comment on this with a character you headcanon as aromantic, asexual, or both. It can be canon it can be founded on absolutely nothing I just need more aroace stuff on here #yay

[ramsaythevortisaur]

me, opening tumblr for the first time in several days: they cANCELLED DOCTOR WHO??

nobody:

absolutely nobody:

me: does this mean the BBC is more likely to license my spin-off

[ramsaythevortisaur]

are you sure though

[ramsaythevortisaur]

tell that to arthur dent

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major branwell, doubtfully: i hope you’re right

zoe, with complete confidence: i am

[ramsaythevortisaur]

is apple juice like holy water but for doctors instead of demons? essential we discuss this

[burn-b4by-burn]

Just in case you guys wanted to what Six's pajamas looked like

[ramsaythevortisaur]

schrödinger’s cat: how dare you call me mad!

the doctor: you’re the one who’s talking to a dead man!

schrödinger’s cat: and you’re the one talking to a cat!

the doctor: good point! well made!

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the doctor, literally about to get eaten by a giant crab: don't be shellfish! share me with all the little crabs!

[ramsaythevortisaur]

the doctor: tsunami or not tsunami, that is the question!

charley, still recovering from the temporal turbulence they’ve just experienced: uggghhhh, where did I leave my stomach?

the doctor, disappointed by the fact that she didn’t acknowledge his ‘extremely clever tidal wave allusion’: clearly you’re not a fan of shakespeare

charley: who the heck is shakespeare

[ramsaythevortisaur]

a unit member, probably: oh no, the master’s escaped again!

the doctor, who definitely had a hand in his escape:

[ramsaythevortisaur]

zoe: lava :)

the doctor: lava :)

jamie (aka the only one with any common sense): lava!! >:|

[ramsaythevortisaur]

the doctor: just act stupid, can you manage that?

jamie: aye, it’s easy…hey wait a minute-!

[ramsaythevortisaur]

bestie i fear it is not the suit

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the doctor: *pulls out spyglass*

jamie: *takes spyglass before the doctor has a chance to look through it* what can ye see?

the doctor: >:(