coming out swinging

ramona patton | 17 | beater i gotta vendetta. bet that i'll settle it.

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xiomarawinters·:

Xi gave a heavy sigh. She was used to Ramona’s particular brand of crazy, given their escapades last year. “The point is, you shouldn’t leap to defend people if they don’t wanna be defended. He’s just some shit kid, you should’ve left it for me to handle myself.”

“Shit kids should learn not to be shit kids, and yes I know you can handle things yourself,” Ramona flung her an eyeroll before taking on a more relaxed stance and running her fingers through her hair, wincing at the feeling of already drying flaky blood on the tips. “Fine, next time someone calls you a slut I’ll hold them and you can punch. Happy?” she made a rather annoyed noise, “Can we please get breakfast now?”

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kc-abbey·:

KC huffed peevishly, feeling slightly mocked for her question but letting it drop as she crossed her arms. “Yeah, whatever. All he’s learned is that if you don’t like what someone says about someone else then you should punch them in the face. Good job. Nice lesson.”

“Nope, what he’s learned is that certain actions have certain consequences, whether or not you expect them.” she sighed flinging her hand behind her head to stretch out her spine, cracking it loudly with each flex, “He decided calling a girl a slut wouldn’t get him fucked up. I decided that a simple talking to isn’t effective-- it never really is with those types. But thanks for the good job!” she smiled over patronizingly, “Do I get a gold star? Maybe one with a smiley face? Is it a sticker. I like stickers?”

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ryderrklausen·:

Ryder sipped his mug from the dining hall while he thought of an answer. “It might be. Work up an appetite?”

“Just a bit, I woke up starving, and this little... altercation only inflamed it I suppose. Is breakfast still on? I’d rather not bother the elves for more food, I always feel bad.” she smiled slipping her hands into her outer robe with a blase air.

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iamberkleymacbeth·:

“Sure whatever. The Three Broomsticks? Maybe you could pummel the barkeep as well.”

Ramona laughed, “I could, except the barkeep is really nice, he’d never call someone a slut. Besides I was thinking more in-castle, not out of castle, it’s nippy outside and my warm charms tend to,” she mimicked an explosion sound, “and I like my shirt.”

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gilanaxvelluto·:

“Stay in school, kid …” Gilana winced watching the poor kid stagger back down the trail towards the village before turning back to her roommate. “You haven’t had breakfast yet? Just woke up a vigilante this morning and prioritized revenge over bacon? That’s a first …”

“It’s not revenge,” she rolled her eyes as she fell into step with her, cracking her reddened knuckles, “just a little justice before we break out fast. Hey, if I’m a vigilante do I get a cool code name or like a costume? Can you transfigure me a cape or a mask, I’d fancy a mask I think.”

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reyna-moreira·:

“Great.” She threw her arm around Ramona’s shoulders. “To the Great Hall, we go. Hmm, Waffles? I’m thinking waffles.”

Ramona grinned, wide and bright before scooting her arm about her waist, “Waffles, please dear god let’s get some fucking waffles. Also maybe a bandage, my knuckles as swelling...” she made a slight tutting noise while she flexed her hand.

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Ginger Crème Brûlée

Ramona presents herself as a light butch, a firm top and a woman. She has never quite felt otherwise, her dress is mostly for comfort and style than giving off any particular gender identity and has always admired the styles of punks and skaters in her youth and decided to emulate that as she got older and the athletic and striking style has suited her. She presents herself a light butch, and a high femme during formal occasions, but has never felt any weight other than ‘woman’ on her back. 

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Tuxedo Strawberry

Many would assume that Ramona, with her penchant for jeans and button ups, her leather jackets, boots and canvas shoes would in fact prefer to wear a suit or go quite androgynous wardrobe when she needs to dress up. However Ramona instead prefers sleek dresses with open backs, lace and high heels to push her height up taller. She likes the exposed skin and the soft feeling of silks and velvet and dresses up high-class, womanly and well when she must.

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oreo cheesecake and lemon-lime sorbet

Oreo Cheesecake: A learning disability that is Dyslexia, which explains much of her education career and problems with reading and papers. Physically Ramona is quite peak form, being an athlete and generally athletic person, she however has suffered many injuries and is prone to have knee pains and elbow twinges, but nothing serious.

Lemon-Lime Sorbet: Ramona has been sexually active since she was 14 or 15, physical pleasure, conquests and lovers have never been a secret, nor how dominate she is in bed with her lovers. However unless you are a frequent visitor most wouldn’t know that Ramona, for all her rough ways, is quite serviceable, often choosing her partner’s physical pleasure for her own, wanting to blow their mind and gets off on overstimulating their partner and watching them tumble over the edge, over and over again, until they beg to stop and she does it again. 

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Rocky Road

Ramona, since she was a child, had never been a good reader. She could never focus on the page, and the words always seemed to be problematic, when she got to Hogwarts her parents hoped that she’d form some interest and help her focus through school. Her fifth year she was diagnosed with Dyslexia, and it’s become a little bit of a secret, though her professors know.

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Headcanon Meme: Ice Cream Flavors Edition

Almond Chocolate Coconut: a touch headcanon.

Bacon Ice Cream: a “what were you even thinking” headcanon.

Black Raspberry Cheesecake: a sexuality and/or romanticism headcanon (romantic orientation, sexual orientation, etc).

Cactus Fruit Sorbet: a “this shouldn’t work but it does” headcanon.

Cherry Garcia: a role model/inspiration headcanon.

Chubby Hubby: a body image/self esteem headcanon.

Chunky Monkey: a names, addresses, nicknames, etc. headcanon.

Cookies and Cream: a family headcanon.

Cotton Candy Explosion: a childhood/child(ren) headcanon.

Death By Chocolate: an indulgence/guilty pleasure headcanon.

Devil’s Food Chocolate: a vice headcanon.

Dulce de Leche: a happy/sweet romantic or queerplatonic headcanon.

Elderberry: a hurt/comfort headcanon.

Entangled Mints: a friendship headcanon.

Espresso ‘n Cream: a coffee/tea/coffee-shop (AU)/caffeine headcanon.

Fudge Behaving Badly: a misbehaving/getting into trouble headcanon.

Ginger Crème Brûlée: a gender headcanon (gender identity, gender presentation, butch/femme, gender feels, etc).

Half Baked: a bad idea/poor planning headcanon.

Heartbreak Healer: a sad/angsty romantic or queerplatonic headcanon.

Jasmine Peach Tea: a self-care/self-love headcanon.

Kahlua Almond Fudge: a language/words headcanon.

Kiwi Midori: a creative arts headcanon.

Lemon Angel Food: a virtue headcanon.

Lemon-Lime Sorbet: a sexual/NC-17 headcanon (alt: a secret(s) h/c).

Magic Mint Cookie: a magic/supernatural headcanon (alt: a taste h/c).

Masque of the Raspberry Sorbet: a fear/horror headcanon (alt: a costume(s)/facade(s) headcanon).

Neapolitan: an intimacy/vulnerability (or lack thereof) headcanon.

Orange Pineapple Whip: a kinky headcanon (alt: an eccentricity h/c).

Oreo Cheesecake: a physical health/disability headcanon.

Peanut Butter Plum Cherry: a soulmate/soulmate AU headcanon (alt: an unconditional love headcanon)

Phish Food: a music headcanon.

Purple Daze: a stoner/drugs headcanon.

Rainbow Cream: a nature headcanon.

Road Trip: a travel or escapism headcanon.

Rocky Road: a difficulty or struggle headcanon.

SNAFU (Strawberries Naturally All Fudged Up): a mistake(s) headcanon.

Strawberry Rhubarb Crunch: a mental health/neurodivergent headcanon.

Tennessee Mud: an alcohol, drunkenness, intoxication headcanon.

Tuxedo Strawberry: a well-dressed headcanon (any headcanon about clothes).

Vanilla Fudge Ripple: a strength headcanon.

White Raspberry Truffle: a weakness headcanon.

Wildberry Chocolate Chunk: a social life headcanon.

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Smut/Kink Prompts-for when you're in the mood to write smut

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Ablutophilia: I’ll write our characters making love in a bath or shower Agoraphilia: I’ll write our characters having sex in a public place Claustrophilia: I’ll write our characters having sex in a confined/small space Coprolalia: I’ll write my/your character talking dirty to the other Endytophilia: I’ll write my/your character having sex while clothed/partially clothed Fetishism: I’ll write your/my character having sex/playing with an intimate object.  Hematolagnia: I’ll write our characters having sex with blood play Haptephilia: I’ll write my/your character becoming aroused by my/your character’s touch.  Masochism: I’ll write my/your character being dominated/humiliated by my/your character Odaxelagnia: I’ll write our characters biting each other in a sexual manner  Parthenophilia: I’ll write my/your character taking the others virginity  Polyiterophilia: I’ll write our characters having sex together with multiple other characters. Scatophilia: I’ll write my/your character talking dirty over the phone to your/my character. Somnophilia: I’ll write my/your character waking the other up by sex Triolism: I’ll write our characters in a threesome Vincilagnia: I’ll write my/your character being tied up by your/my character sexually. Voyeurism: I’ll write my/your character watching the other having sex/masturbating

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kc-abbey·:

“Well what if he goes to a prefect instead? Won’t you get in trouble?” KC was a little bewildered that she didn’t seem to have any remorse nor did she even seem to care that she could get in trouble for assaulting a fellow student. “Is toast really all you can think about right now?!” 

“What if he goes to a prefect,” the Gryffindor snorted and streached her jaw up, cracking her neck. “Big deal, some points, a detention maybe.” Ramon fell into step with the other girl, she sighed, no-one ever got it. “No, I’m wondering if I can get some eggs along with my toast, maybe some tea...” she hummed quietly to herself. “But seriously, he was a little shit, had it coming, don’t worry about it.”

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xiomarawinters·:

Xiomara raised her eyebrows, looking decidedly unimpressed as the Gryffindor beat up the boy who’d just cat-called her. “Breakfast finished half an hour ago,” She said, sweeping a glance over Ramona. “And I really don’t need or want you doing that. Thanks.”

Ramona rolled her eyes and flexed her fingers, her knuckles cracked and popped as they tried to refit from the force of her fist on bone. “C’mon don’t get mad, just protecting honor and being chivalrous is all. Looks like I’ll have to pinch down to the kitchens and beg some elves for a slice of toast.” she shrugged and looked over at Xiomara, “You’re welcome.”

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kc-abbey‌:

“Uh? I think so?” she mumbled distractedly then frowned. On the one hand she appreciated someone sticking up for the younger girls in the castle, especially to bullies like the boy obviously had been, but on the other hand she didn’t think violence was the answer. “Couldn’t you have just gone to a prefect or a professor or someone? They could have taken away points, gave him a detention …”

“I find it’s easier to make them realize that their actions have more consequences than a few missing points or a few missed hours.” Ramona shrugged, she’d always been fighting, always walked about with her head high and fists formed. There was simplicity, there was forthrightness in the idea of tit-for-tat, in taking care of business with swiftness and without fanfare. “Oh good, breakfast, I’m hungry and I could do with some toast right about now.”

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iamberkleymacbeth·:

“Oh, I believe you.” She rolled her eyes. “I’ll get you whatever pie you want if you can prove it.”

“Prove that what? I’m calm?” Ramona’s eyebrow twitched before she snorted. “Here’s the thing-- I’m never really calm, and I don’t ever need to prove shit. So food, any type of food really, not picky. You comin’?”

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kc-abbey·:

Klimt stood and stared wide-eyed after the younger student that ran from the Gryffindor. She honestly didn’t even hear Ramona’s question since she was so focused on the kids departure. “What did he do to deserve that? He looked terrified … you didn’t hex him did you?”

Ramona laughed and shook her head, throwing her hands behind her head she sauntered over with an overbright smile. “Nope, hexing isn’t my style. I gave him a swift punch to the jaw, split his lip. He was talking shit, he got hit, and now he’s gonna remember not to call girls sluts. So... breakfast? Is it still on?”