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Oh i’m glad! (Re: Brat). Now I can enjoy your fic in total peace of mind 😁 looking forward to the next chapter!
hope you enjoy! :)
happy george slutting it up on the floor sunday
something really moving to me about 16 y/o george telling toto wolff thanks but no thanks for the career advice. and it worked
Hey! Normally I reallyyyy don’t like mpreg, but I really like gax so I gave Brat a chance. I love it so far, I love their dynamic. I kinda need to know though, George WILL have the abortion, right??
well, thanks for giving brat a chance & I’m glad you’re enjoying it so far!
brat is an mabortion story first and an mpreg story like… fifth. which is to say, George is NOT keeping that baby. man has a wdc to win.
I am interested in the trope of mpreg for a multitude of reasons, and maybe I will one day write a fic where mpreg results in mchildbirth. but for this fic? that abortion is happening.
a guide to my current ficposting schedule + wips
inbox is open if anyone wants snippets, questions answered, etc
current queue (1/week)
1. Gaxfest fic 💋
2. brat (aka the mabortion road trip) chapter 3 🚗
3. lambswool 🐑
4. brat (aka the mabortion road trip) chapter 4 🚗
5. singapore winner’s room 🥇
6. brat (aka the mabortion road trip) chapter 5 🚗
misc wips
- spanish ‘25 gp hate sex fic 🔗
- Fae AU (where George accidentally curses Max) 🧚
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- Meeting the parents / vising the farm 🚜
- Omega4Omega where Max keeps topping alphas and George keeps mauling them 🦷
- FreakIA sex parties 🎉
- FreakIA / puppy play ft wags 🐾
- Weed orgy 🍃
- Vampire au (where Max gets turned, and then accidentally kills/turns George, and they have to deal with that while being drivers) 🧛
ending our reveals with a bang! we've been blown away not just by the creativity and quality of the works submitted to this little fest, but also by the excitement and engagement from readers! please give these final works some love 💕
the blood of the covenant by fwoom Charles Leclerc/ Oscar Piastri, 9k, 1/1
Oscar finds out he's pregnant during the late stages of the 2025 season. Keeping the baby would throw everything into disarray and might risk losing him the championship. Unfortunately, Charles Leclerc would make an amazing dad.
end up freefalling by phnelt Lewis Hamilton/Nico Rosberg, 2.9k, 1/1
“Why did you tell me now?” and he means why did you tell me at all? “I forgot,” Lewis says, mouth pursed, eyes wide and Nico feels a spike of blood pressure through the left side of his forehead. This is that shit Lewis does, where he says something inflammatory to the media and then acts like it was a mistake. Lewis knew what he was saying. Nico contorts, mouth opening and closing. Lewis puts up a hand. “No. I forgot that you’d care. I knew that… I know we haven’t talked about it.”
i'd be man enough by Anonymous Charles Leclerc & Oscar Piastri, Oscar Piastri, 1.2k, 2/?
He’s described it as a monster, a thing. Charles had laughed, so had Lando, and Oscar had meant it to be a joke, a little, but every so often the awareness will hit him, again. The fact that it’s inside, it’s—his body doesn’t feel like his own.
It don't mean a thing (god love's fuckin' embarrassing) by Galaventuring Isack Hadjar/Lewis Hamilton, 6.5k, 1/1
God, he doesn't know what's more embarrassing, that he's let himself get knocked up at forty or that it's a twenty year old that's knocked him up.
Little Flame by prismprismprism Kimi Antonelli/George Russell, 9.8k, 1/?
“Yes, but first we'd like to confirm the presence of a uterus before jumping to any conclusions, as there are other reasons the test could be giving back a positive flag." The doctor glances at her watch. "Are you available to do an ultrasound today?" George picks up his phone and pulls up his calendar. He has nothing else going on after this appointment. He knew that before he picked up his phone, he just— "Let's get it done."
Lunacy by zerodollarwag Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri, 1.3k, 1/2
In the wake of an accidental pregnancy, Lando accepts responsibility for his error. His take on it? The most irresponsible he's ever been.
shape up, settle down by scuderiaferraribarbie Alex Albon/George Russell, 1k, 1/1
George and Alex have a beautiful newborn baby. This makes them think back to the time they didn't.
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basic healthcare by Anonymous Oscar Piastri, 1.1k, 1/1
When Oscar gets called into the office, he has no idea what to expect. “Is this about threatening to put Lando in the wall for touching my chicken salad, because I was definitely joking and he also interrupted my nap so–” He snaps his mouth shut as Zak hands him a printout of a tabloid article. “Care to explain this?” Omega F1 Driver Has Been Making Secret Donations to Abortion Support Funds All Over the World.
Carina Nebula by melloyellowRtr Lewis Hamilton/George Russell, Doriane Pin/George Russell, 1.8k, 1/6
George’s ascent to World Champion has some hiccups along the way.
just do what you need to do by lonelyextrovert Oscar Piastri/Mark Webber, 4.9k, 1/1
Oscar can't believe he managed to get himself knocked up by some asshole British twink backpacker. The only mercy is that his doctor is handsome. Or, the non-driver au in which trans Oscar gets pregnant and Dr. Webber helps him out, and then helps him out a bit more after, too.
so soft, so persistent, so confusing. by Lysl456 Oscar Piastri/Mark Webber, Oscar Piastri/Lily Zneimer, 4.5k, 1/2
Oscar didn't like being reminded of the time where he had gotten his first abortion. And yet, here he was, pregnant again and years away from that version of Oscar.
tea and tupperware by daisyducks Alex Albon/George Russell, 1.5k, 1/1
“C’mon, George. It’s not a big deal, you knew I was proposing this winter,” says Alex looking vaguely reproachful, like George has made things weird. “Oh,” replies George. “It’s not about that actually. Congrats, I suppose. No, I, umm, I actually need to tell you something.”
wet dreamz by palepurpleconeflower Lando Norris/Carlos Sainz, 15.9k, 4/4
Carlos did not fuck his nineteen-year-old teammate. His omega teammate, his rookie teammate, his virgin teammate, and his first teammate on a new team—a teenager. No, Carlos did not do that. Carlos was a gentleman. His mother would be appalled, his sisters judgmental, even his own father would disapprove if he had done that. Which he did not. No, he waited until Lando turned twenty.
Worthy opponent, flint to my blade by sentientgirl Lewis Hamilton/Nico Rosberg, 15.1k, 1/1
Nico wanted her piece of the cake too. She’d wanted it since the first time she got into a kart when she was 4 years old. What happened after was just the materialization of her wants that burned inside of her since before she could even put a name on them. It was all to play for. Always has been. And then, 2016 happened. Or; It's 2016. Nico sees a soft spot in Lewis, soft enough for her to sink her teeth into and tear skin open. She goes for it.
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The first wave of reveals is here! Many thanks to all of our authors who contributed <3 You've contributed some really great works so far, and there are some amazing fics yet to come :D
brat by your_rancid_vibes_have_charmed_me George Russell/Max Verstappen, 4.1k, 1/10
During the 2025 season, and following break-ups with their long-term partners, George and Max entered into an arrangement of casual sex. It's an arrangement founded on convenience and proximity and, as far as George is concerned, it reached its conclusion the moment they stepped foot back in Monaco. Except then the pregnancy test comes back positive. Now he and Max enter into a new arrangement: driving together to a clinic in Amsterdam so that George can get an abortion. Or: a gax mabortion road-trip fic, ft. daddy issues, the worst luck known to man, and the dangers of sleeping with your rival.
clearblue by lonestarlake Alex Albon/George Russell, 10.6k, 1/1
Toto looks at her, his face lax with false sympathy. His crocodile tears, his sincere insincerity. He says, studied and careful, “Georgia, you need to look after yourself more. It’s a long season, you know”. George almost laughs. “Full name. So formal. I am careful, Toto, really I am”. She doesn’t like lying, but it’s a necessary part of her job. “I’m serious”, Toto says. “I’m hoping that we can agree on a great new contract. We want you healthy for all of it”. George feels remarkably like a horse that he’s inspecting at a stables. She imagines him checking a hoof, feeling the pelt of her coat, making sure that he’s going to get a return on his investment. He always unsettles George when he pretends to care for her. What would he think if somebody told him his prize mare was pregnant? “I know. I am careful,” she repeats, with a smile.
exam room #4 by adaine Jenson Button/Lando Norris, 3k, 1/1
As an OB/GYN, abortions might be Jenson's least favorite part of his job, as important as he truly believes them to be. When Lando comes in with her athletic build and funny quips, he finds that he doesn't mind it so much.
i paint the ceiling black (so i don't notice when my eyes are open) by Anonymous Pierre Gasly/Charles Leclerc, 3.5k, 1/1
Pierre stares down at the pregnancy test, horror sinking into her stomach. She's gonna have to tell Charles. or: my lesbian piarles abortion fic
merely a muscle by aplacetorestmyfics Oscar Piastri/Mark Webber, 18.3k, 1/1
The very first time Max brings Lily to the paddock with him, is in Zandvoort. It's none of Oscar's business.
this pain you gave to me by weegreenbean Lando Norris/Oscar Piastri, 4.5k, 1/1
The waters are clear, the sand white, the air warm and filled with laughter and joy. In some, it would be seen as paradise and yet Oscar finds that he does not want to be there. He would take the overcast skies of England, the dreary wet afternoons that snatch away daylight all too quickly, and the biting cold his mechanics inform him really is not that bad and he feels like he won’t ever recover from. He would take all of that and more because Lando is there and they survived the season, they can surely survive anything. The itch in his bones settles into the marrow, and he remembers the interviews he gave about feeling like a tourist in Melbourne, in Australia as a whole and when he turns in the water, feels a reprieve on his back, he knows he has outlasted his welcome. He needs to leave, scrape the feeling out, rid himself of who he was because his being doesn’t fit here anymore. Holidays are over, it is time to go home.
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Shoutouts to characters that don't know the facade isn't their real self. Shoutouts to characters who put up a front so long ago that they have now forgotten it's all an act. Shoutouts to characters who no longer know who they are because they think they're being sincere. Shoutouts to performers so good they fool even themselves. Shoutouts to characters who fall for their own lies.
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me: i love this ship because they understand each other on a level no one else does
also me: i love this ship because they misunderstand each other constantly and it’s causing irreparable damage to them and everyone around them
"Well, in winter I usually see him [Toto] every day. We live only 100 meters away from each other. We always like to have a coffee together - with Susie and Carmen, my girlfriend. Then we go downstairs for a coffee, because usually we get up at the same time. And we rarely talk about professional things. We really have a close relationship, last year for example we were together in the house in Austria. Toto and Susie are like family to me."
George Russell for MotorSport-Total
[COMPLETELY LOVESICK VOICE] he is so strange. And off-putting
f1 drivers whose PR would greatly benefit from opening a public onlyfans:
carlos sainz: immediately breaking some sort of record for most subscribers in a day. and he wouldn't even post hole he'd just do dumb shit like cooking pancakes in his underwear or show us how he bathes his dog.... once in a while we do get some nice sexy videos but you can barely see his dick. doesn't matter. calvin klein is knocking his door down to get him to wear their briefs
valtteri bottas: he already soft launched a lucrative career in the adult industry with that calendar. we know he's a freak and he would do racyyy shit like full on cumshots and maybe even tiffany making special appearances sometimes. but it'd be mostly him on his own either jerking it off OR doing streamer challengers where ppl donate for him to do weird shit - joke's on them bc for valtteri tasting his own spunk or using a buttplug is really just another tuesday
charles leclerc: he'd get some sort of really demure softcore account where we only get some shots in his underwear but most of the time he's shirtless under a fuckass cardigan. doesn't post hole. 0/5 stars you really do not get your money's worth at all because he abandons the account for months at the time and only comes back when he's got a new merch drop to sell you his brand new cl cardigan. despite this his fans hype him up like he's the new face of the industry and talk about how brave he is for breaking down these barriers for drivers
kevin magnussen: idc if he's not in the grid anymore you know that kmag would get shit done in there. at first it might start as a bit of a joke maybe nico publicly calls him out and says "yo where's the onlyfans link" and kevin is like fuck yall here it is. and then people actually subscribe even if he still hasn't posted anything. he ends up getting a bit of a cult following, doesn't blow up with sponsors or something but it does wonders for his public image. doesn't show hole but sometimes he does get a bit into the dom shit - the booktok girlies find his audios and make them go viral on tiktok
franco colapinto: he does numbers with the girlies fr like he wouldn't get such a huge following at first but his posts are genuinely endearing bc he's like actually trying to listen to what the comments want? and then he posts hole and he gets reallyyyy popular with the older gay population - much to his delight! he's for the gays and the girls mostly a true bisexual warrior. now he's got a career to fall back on if briatore kicks him to the curb
f1 drivers who would get backlash for opening an onlyfans account:
lando norris: his onlyfans endeavor lasts all of 72 hours before he has to take it down because half of his fanbase accuses him of being a grifter and exploiting sex workers' spaces to his benefit - the other half is fucking fuming because they can hear magui in the background of one of his posts. honestly he wouldn't even have been good at it - never posts hole, never listens to feedback or reads comments. he deletes it eventually and issues a public apology - zak brown is somehow involved
pierre gasly: someone digs up that his onlyfans name had been trademarked for almost six months or something when he launches it and immediately tries to sell people a custom merch line. his posts are almost always undisclosed ads and he's always trying to use affiliate links to stupid shit like flat tummy tea and gambling apps. 0/5 stars he never posts hole and then he closes the account quietly without ever addressing it again
daniel ricciardo: another inactive driver but you know he would try to get that shit working in like a week after everyone starts talking about it. he would show hole though and someone reposts it on a reddit thread and then people immediately start spamming him and dragging him all over the internet for being desperate. he doesn't delete it though and he stands ten toes down much to the delight of his dedicated fanbase.
alex albon: he starts it off as a joke because lily forced him to but then she posts some really classy and sexy stuff with alex tied up. unfortunately his account starts taking off faster than anyone anticipated and people start accusing him of damaging the formula 1 image - it's all sort of nasty and with racist undertones but he eventually manages to pivot into an educational engineering/STEM channel where he explains f1 stuff in his underwear. our beautiful classy lady
f1 drivers who never acknowledge onlyfans despite their fans begging them to open an account:
lewis hamilton: everybody expects him to open one after the other drivers do. even his haters are like already dragging him for it even though he hasn't done anything. someone actually starts a petition on change.org to no avail. it gathers 300k signatures in 24 hours but still lewis is silent. it actually ends up on the news and then one day someone on twitter posts about how they wish people would leave lewis alone bc he clearly doesn't want to do that (without tagging him) and lewis replies like: 'nah i don't mind i'm just too busy atm to take on another project. maybe when i retire tho x'
max verstappen: no one expects him to actually do it. when he gets asked about it in interviews he says shit like "well that's more george's style isn't it?" and implies he'd subscribe to that. his fans keep trending petitions for him to open one and the same people dragging alex and lewis are on reddit talking about 'well if max did it then that'd be different' and 'it'd actually be tuff as hell if he opened one'. someone finds an account on onlyfans with zero posts and zero followers and starts theorizing it's max's because of the username and pieces together a timeline of him "dropping hints" about it. nothing comes out of it but someone on twitter keeps updating on any changes to this account
f1 drivers who do not benefit at all from having an onlyfans and would definitely get dragged for it but they open it anyway:
george russell: it doesn't help his PR. he doesn't publicly talk about but it doesn't even let him off the hook because people immediately start talking shit about how long it's gonna take princess george to get on there. george never addresses these comments but he opens an account where he never shows his face. he does show plenty of hole tho. it starts gaining a lot of followers despite this and no one really makes the connection that it's him bc the guy almost never speaks in his videos until someone realizes the account supposedly belonging to max always tunes into his streams and comments shit like "come over" and "wyd up we have practice tomorrow". people on reddit start whole theories about it and no one can actually prove it's george until someone grabs a screenshot of one of his videos where you can clearly see a mercedes kit in the background. there's also the fact that when he does speak in videos he says shit like "blimey" and "goodness" when he's about to come. the media blows it up to the point mercedes has to put out an official statement denying george has ever had an onlyfans account. when george gets asked about it he just smiles and says "well if i had an account with those many followers what would i be doing here? :)"
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