ranDAMNasian

hope you enjoy this blog run by a total loser (◕‿◕✿) || ig : @ok.janee 

[hottdoggblogg]

[killrockstar]

being in yr 20s is like every day is a Try Not To Spend 40$ Challenge and i keep losing

[catchymemes]

[rumade]

I was a cheerleader at university, this was in the UK so not serious at all, but we did go and compete at Nationals which were being held in Bournemouth, a fair distance from our uni in London. One of the girls was like "omg you can stay at my house! My parents live like 30 minutes away." so all 25 of us got on the coach with a blanket and pillow and clothes, expecting to like, stay at a house.

Her house in the New Forest. They had a pool and hot tub, a pool house, and I think 4 or 5 bedrooms and 2 reception rooms. I say "I think" because we weren't actually allowed to stay in the house. Our coach and 2 male members stayed in the pool house, which had a very small room, plus a bathroom which all of us were to share. The rest of us had to sleep in a big tent gazebo thing in the garden. In May in England. When none of us were prepared for camping. It was about 10°c in the night, not comfortable at all.

I very briefly saw the inside of the house when I asked her mother if there was another bathroom because we were running late and i needed to put my contact lenses in, and she shooed me into a cupboard under the stairs. The living room I caught a glimpse of had enough space for all of us to sleep there.

The next day when we got back from the competition, we were given a BBQ dinner! Which consisted of 1 chicken leg and 1 potato each.

For the privilege of staying at her house, we all had to give Nadine £5.

Every time I see a post like this, I think of that time, freezing my ass off, in a mansion garden.

[feministism]

[sex-obsessed-lesbian]

correct.

[russian-dragon]

Reminds me of one of my favourite posts

[Translation: People who say ‘What, we got to sign a whole contract before sex, now?’ should sign a whole contract before sex ]

[radicalgraff]

"Fuck the King, Feed the Hungry"

Seen in Glasgow, Scotland

[whenyourfavouritedies]

[iD: graffiti of large black words in all caps in two sections along a high, red brick wall that read: "Fuck the king, feed the hungry" /End ID]

[monkeyfishgirl]

who needs a functional economy when you could pay for a billionaire pensioner's hat party instead

[cursed-and-haunted]

I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like “this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol” when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every “classical” looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad

[cursed-and-haunted]

In case you’re curious here’s what I mean.

Renaissance(distinct lines, stability and the individual man):

Baroque (bold, chaotic, dramatic):

Romantic(romanticize the simple hard working life):

Do you see the difference?

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

op is a vampire who painted works in all of these times

[cursed-and-haunted]

[deergirlhooves]

baroque gif

[amygdalae]

If I post abt the music I'm listening to and even 1 single person listens and enjoys it that's a win to me. I love music so much oh God what is that

🩸🍖🩸woah🥩🫀🩸🫁🫀🫀🩸🥩🩸🩸🦴🩸🫁🫀🦴🩸🫀🩸🩸🥩🩸🩸🫀🍖🩸🩸🍖🩸🩸🥩🥩🩸🍖🩸🩸um🫁🩸🫀🥩🩸🦴🩸🩸🍖🩸oh fuck🩸🩸🥩🩸🫁🩸🦴🩸🩸🥩🩸🩸🫀🩸🩸🍖🦴🫀🩸🫁🦴🩸🍖🩸🥩🩸🩸🩸🍖🩸🫀🩸🍖🩸🍖🩸🩸🫀🩸🩸🩸🍖🩸🦴🩸🩸🦴🩸🫁🩸oh my fucking god🩸🩸🫀🩸🩸🩸🥩🩸🩸🍖🥓🩸🩸🥩🍖🥩🫁🩸🥩what is happening🩸🩸🫀🦴🩸

[testosteronefag]

hold on i gotta look something up

[testosteronefag]

what the fuck

[kosmogrl]

[that-twink-over-there]

Me convincing myself to use the powerful but limited consumables in RPGs

[hydro-homies]

Is also musical instrument

[jackironsides]

Better than recyclable: if the right systems are in place, a glass bottle can be sterilised and REUSED, which uses less resources than recycling.

We seem to have forgotten the old sustainability slogan I was taught as a kid in the 90s, which is ‘reduce, reuse, recycle’. And that’s the preferential order. We should be reducing first, then reusing what we can, and recycling should be a distant third option.

But capitalism can only make money from the ‘recycling’ part.

[apas-95]

i've been staying with family in australia for a bit and this cannot be a real fucking country

[apas-95]

[catcups]

[catchymemes]

[beckiboos]

So you agree the existence of billionaires requires the existence of poverty to thrive?

[tsunderemployee]

umineko

[evilwizard]

men are always growing a chrysalis

[evilwizard]

women are always emerging from a chrysalis

[evilwizard]

what the hell is going on in there

[liberalsarecool]

A parent calling Michaelangelo's David pornographic should be laughed out of the conversation.

But not in Florida.

[frontier001]

They literally had a Simpsons episode about this in like 1990. JFC.

[cryptotheism]

Tricks of an Evil God:

Women's pants almost universally look better, but are more expensive, and incomprehensibly sized.

Men's pants tear themselves asunder at the barest inkling of ass