Hetalia Head-Canons.

Various Hetalia headcanons. All headcanons are welcome, but read the FAQ first before submitting.

[amertsi]

気苦労息子とガリ男とベラ男＋落書き②

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{{ This picture is cute!

Nyo Hungary: "Look at how hot I am~" Nyo Taiwan: "Yay! We look like a boy band!" Nyo Belarus: "Will you two please shut the fuck up?!"

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[nethport-deactivated20160731]

imagine the aph nations having a casual-dress world meeting and australia wears crocs and when france sees them he literally screams in despair

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[churrosforthewin]

Francis has had enough of England’s spawn

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Bad Hetalia puns.

If you ran over Latvia with a steamroller, what would he be?

A flatvian (also dead, but that’s not the point).

Which nation makes the most puns?

Pun-gary!

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Nations that can’t swim:

  ~ Poland (but he tries).

  ~ Austria (goes without saying).

  ~ England (good luck getting him to admit it).

  ~ Germany (who swims like a concrete block no matter what he does).

  ~ Russia (never learned how. Also tends to wear the most impractical, heavy        outfits for swimming).

  ~ Japan (also never learned how).

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France sometimes makes himself a blanket cocoon and sits in his corner of woe when he’s feeling depressed. 

The longest he’s done that for was two weeks (which ended when England had finally had enough of France’s antics and dragged him out by his ear).

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Iceland has a Tumblr blog detailing the antics of the other nations (particularly the other Nordics). 

The only other nation who knows about this blog is Estonia (who follows the blog and regularly reblogs it’s posts. Iceland has no idea that it’s him).

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Germany is prone to getting migraines. Unsurprisingly, he usually gets them after UN meetings.

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Canada tends to chew on his hair curl when he is very bored or nervous.