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any/all - jewish - free palestine - songwriting - "art" - ""linguistics""

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hi!

Welcome to my eclectic blog! I'm not entirely sure how to use tumblr and I probably never will be, but in the meantime...

I love listening to music and songwriting, although I will much sooner post about music I listen to than songs I write. I also make digital music on FL Studio. My favorite bands include:

Radiohead; Modest Mouse; the New Pornographers (they're amazing ignore the name); The Beths; Black Country, New Road; They Might Be Giants; etc... I am always open to recommendations and you can find me on Album of the Year here for my favorite albums!

I also do some art, although I'm not great at drawing anything but strange faces I like making fake album covers and posters!

I like linguistics and always enjoy little etymology facts and the like, although I am no way formerly knowledgable on the subject. I am also somewhat of a latin nerd.

As for media I enjoy, I love Hivemind TV, Smiling Friends, Jet Lag, and a bunch of other things that don't come to mind right now.

Thank you for reading, and have a nice day!

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My very shoddy and probably overly-literal translation of Horace 3.30

I have erected a monument more lasting than bronze,

a pyramid taller than a regal site,

which neither the voracious rain

nor untamed wind is able to destroy,

nor an innumerable series of years,

nor even the fleeing of time.

I will not wholly die, and many a part of me

will elude the goddess of corpses. And I will rise again

receiving fresh praise, as long as a priest

still climbs the Capitoline with a silent maiden.

I will be spoken even where violent rivers roar,

and where a powerful king, poor of water,

humbly reigned over a farming people,

bringing foreign songs to familiar rhythms.

Accept this pride, O muse, sought by my merit,

and gladly encircle my hair with a laurel wreath.

[bigandlong]

If you see this on your dashboard, reblog this, NO MATTER WHAT and all your dreams and wishes will come true.

[jae-felidae]

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

[lionofchaeronea]

Far be it from me to miss this chance.

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sometimes it's nice to wish

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but in all seriousness, please watch my favourite performance of this monologue of all time

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national latin exam choppa

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tunnels

the sword swallower motioned me

to follow through the smoke curtain,

and he fed me steel like a stream of water

until i could no longer taste the bottom

the snake charmer turned me upside down

and shook me to the falling chime of coins

until the cobra fell out of my throat,

already wrestled into the shape of a dog

the hall of mirrors was a hall of doors,

a tunnel of ugly, distorted love,

of funnel cake and wobbling portals

to a world where i am slightly shorter

the hand in my mouth spoke

to the pit of my stomach

as both lurched in cannibal circles,

kissing atop the ferris wheel,

felt

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SING.

very beautiful they lie over the earth unclothed,

hand in hand in learned hand in hand in hand

bare the crosses of his neck

his ungrown son his measureless son

his love, of the mother of the daughter,

of the boy of the man,

kisses and kisses the insane suffering

sick sweating lungs

the head is free as ever,

paralyzed supple, swelled convulsed

congested awake in the night,

the night,

the night I return to love you.

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weırd st*rs

can i repeat what i think in the dark?

may i repeat it in ink or in art?

i dotted my t's and i crossed out my heart

stuck a pin in my i

(well, i guess that's a start)

when a baby first cried, did his father still scold?

when a person first lied, were they sheepish or bold?

i have tried and i've tried to speak careful and cold

but until the spark dies

there's still charcoal to hold

i solemnly swear not to stutter or spit

or to slur words or curse or to speak with a lisp

i will sign on the line in an elegant script

with my dominant hand

resting on my left hip

i before e (see me after class)

i split my infinitive soul in two halves

said "to be who you are" just stay right where you're at

your middle name's stars***

***and let's keep it like that

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Elebabalus by Porky

tracks

Bared Teeth

Initio Underneathness

Wouldn’t You Know It

Gnaws On

Earthquake Swimmers

Elagabalus (Oa)

Shut Me Up

Kill Caesar

Bromine as Love Potion

Slash / Dewfisher

[noah-wyles]

never, ever, stop fighting back

[gayvampyr]

source: mattxiv

[starwalker-------official]

[diogenes-2-electric-boogaloo]

pizzing me off...

[starwalker-------official]

Pizzing me off, of Course...

Fuck, it's genius... why didn't I think of That...

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

This post gets notes every Ides of March even though it’s not a depiction of Julius Caesar’s assassination, it’s a depiction of the emperor Caligula’s assassination, who was killed on January 24th, 41 AD.

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please enjoy my attempt at cheekface lyrics (and just imagine the melody):

Formaldehyde

[verse]

Mom said it’s my turn to be the comptroller

There’s trolls on the internet, but their riddles aren’t great

Kids are putting ju-ju in their eyeballs, trying to be holy rollers

I have separation anxiety, church and state

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I want to learn the bass kazoo

Would you love me if I were you?

Giraffes on my phone while I’m at the zoo

Who’s hotter, Thing 1 or Thing 2?

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Read the news upside down with some eye holes cut out of it

If you can’t find my place, you should try zooming out a bit

Your skull is a box with a cat inside,

And it’s blocking the light that’s behind your eyes

Feeding duck to the ducks as a comment on society

I’m sick of getting shitfaced on my own sobriety

My brain is a jar with a brain inside

Precisely preserved in formaldehyde

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Christ is my favorite macro-celebrity

I follow his teachings on the website formerly known as Prince

It’s been a while since I washed my integrity

But at least I’ve given my money a pretty good rinse

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Playing Taps on the air guitar

At the tomb of the unknown Russian tsar

I just hope my tan will become a scar

And my brain is a fly in a mason jar

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Laughed my ass off in mass watching a divine comedy

Dilute all your food, love you dude, no homeopathy

You’re throwing your party a big surprise

You’d follow your heart, but it always lies

Feeding duck to the ducks as a comment on society

I’m sick of getting shitfaced on my own sobriety

My brain is a jar with a brain inside

Precisely preserved in formaldehyde

solo

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Beating up random schmucks with the gall to say hi to me

I’m asking an AI to diagnose me with anxiety

This old food for thought is attracting flies

Don’t get on a plane if you’re going to cry

Hunting dogs with a duck, flipping birds to society

I’m sick of getting shitfaced on my own sobriety

My brain is a jar with a brain inside

Precisely preserved in formaldehyde

[weirdreindeer]

[lydiardbell]

[robbie-is-a-bug]

“Are you saying that Jesus isn’t fully man” he’s literally not. He’s half deity. Why did you word it like that?

[creature-wizard]

“Jesus was fully human and fully divine” is conventionally accepted doctrine. It’s called the hypostatic union. It’s in the Athanasian creed.

[mcgravin]

Sounds like wormnoodless is recapitulating Eutychianism (Christ exists in one nature and of two), which was rejected by the Fourth Ecumenical Council in 451, instead adopting Dyophysitism (Jesus Christ is one person of one substance and one hypostasis, with two distinct, inseparable natures: divine and human), which is still the main belief of most major denominations.

Sorry, wormnoodless, you’re a heretic.

@apocrypals, do I have it (mostly) right?

[apocrypals]

Correct

Anything other than “fully God, fully man” is heretical

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weird fishes like me is hard to come by

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i get eaten by the worms

and bad bitches

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Every thousand years This metal sphere Ten times the size of Jupiter Floats just a few yards past the Earth If you climb on your roof And take a swipe at it With a single feather Hit it once every thousand years 'til you've worn it down To the size of a pea Yeah, I'd say that's a long time But it's only half a blink In the place you're going to be

Built to Spill - "Randy Described Eternity"

[luxiomahariel]

the world is a better place with trans men and transmasc people in it