Just Bits Of Conversations.

Submission are open! So are asks! Send 'em Sometimes from shows, sometimes from daydreams, sometimes from music, sometimes from real life. No matter where it came from, it gave me a chuckle and I thought it was worth sharing. Created 1/5/17

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Everyone has limits

You can push someone further and further away, until you only speak to them.... well, never.

I don’t know if what I did was right, but this sight is where it all started. Use to we talked often. I came here every day waiting for you. I fell in love with your words and we grew together. But then you began to push me away.

Further and further until I wasn’t even a thought in your mind. Barely an afterthought, unless I spoke. I tried so hard- headcanons, Drabbles, AUs, I created so much trying to excite you. Trying to make you feel as excited as I did to write. When life got us down we could escape to our world- of family and mystery and excitement. Something that was always expanding and yet every bit of it was familiar.

But you continued to push me away, in favor of more exciting worlds. I tried so hard to give you everything you wanted. And now that I’ve got nothing left to give...

I tried so hard. I put so much of myself into our world. I’m sorry it’s not as exciting as the ones you visit now. I’m sorry I couldn’t keep up. I’m sorry that I can’t keep doing this. I tried to make you as passionate about our world as I could. But I can see you only continue because you feel obligated to.

I’ll stay. If you ever want to write I’m there. You know where to find me. I helped create this world, I’m not ready to just abandon it. But the rest... the trying to make you as excited as I am... I’m done. I’m at my limit. It hurts me to say, but I can’t keep doing this.

You found my limit. I’m sorry.

Maybe someday I’ll be able to go back to what I was, trying to make you as happy as I am... I don’t know when.

I’m sorry.

[random-things-i-hear]

Water temperature is it’s flavor

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Board rooms and business deals- I’m just not that kind of Croft.

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So you’re telling me guys have enough sympathy to cringe at even the mention of having your testicles kicked, but can’t have that same sympathy when looking at female problems? They hate doing the dishes, we do too. They’re annoyed when children cry, so are we. Why is it men can only sympathize with other men?

Source: a very annoyed babysitter who’s 100% done with fathers stiffing the bill and saying ‘you had fun, you shouldn’t get tipped for having fun!’ It’s my job to act like I’m having fun so your kids feel relaxed and enjoy themselves so they don’t call you every 5 minutes for your entire night.

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Sorry for the inactivity...

So tumblr has kinda become obsolete, I’m not even sure anyone still reads this blog. So.... I can try to revive it, or let it go.

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I smell a crazy

Three bear bears

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Plants don't think

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Plants still don’t think.

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Well, Turnip does.

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😈

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😈

[i-am-a-fish]

gays, lend me your strength

[equinox-autumn]

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

[kandikarkat]

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

[i-am-a-fish]

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

[random-things-i-hear]

I give you my courage,

May you live in fear of no man woman or thing of this earth.

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Just realized I’m closer to Canada than Mexico RN and it’s messing with my mind

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So many questions, none of them need answers

[neonspacewalker]

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So many questions, none of them need answers

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[i-am-a-fish]

I’m going to get some sleep so that I can feel refreshed and rejuvenated in the morning time, please do not make any abrupt noises that might startle me

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-comes in at 2:30 banging pots and pans- I DONT GET NO REST CUSE OF YOU, YOU DONT GET NO REST CUSE OF ME!

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You do realize if you keep telling us how to do your job we won’t need you anymore, right?

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No man is worth anchovies