and so the
Twizzler
becomes the
Twizzled
noise dept.
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Not today Justin
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Kaledo Art

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One Nice Bug Per Day
i don't do bad sauce passes
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Cosmic Funnies
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@random-thoughts-from-my-brain
and so the
Twizzler
becomes the
Twizzled
stanky leg
one of my coworkers (a grown ass man) spilled a drink in the drive through and he said “aw, now y’all are gonna beat my ass” and i can’t stop thinking about it
oh hell nah
they all up on spunch bob shit
fellas, is it gay to give someone cpr?
at this hour of 11:20 pm, i find myself craving breakfast foods
i love being the “”smart kid”” at a terrible school because i could turn in some absolutely unreadable bullshit and the teacher would still be like “great work!”
can’t stop thinking about Him (spunch bop)
i don’t know what homestuck is and at this point i’m too afraid to ask
whatever the exact opposite of a foot fetish is, that’s what i have
so you’re telling me that harrison ford isn’t the man who founded the ford motor company? nah that don’t even sound right bro
i don’t understand how people can go to the bathroom while they’re on zoom..... like doesn’t it make you feel weird to hear your classmates and coworkers voices while you’re taking a piss? don’t you get anxious that you accidentally left your microphone on? how do yall play with fire like that
You know what? Fuck you.
*unshrinkies your dinks*
for legal reasons, i sure hope jeff bezos DOES NOT get robbed
the first thing a fetus develops is its anus. even before you have a soul you have a butthole
charlie white (aka moistcritical)
seinfeld is like if friends had only chandler, monica, ross, and joey and all of them were mean and poor
don’t ever disrespect weezer like that again