don't look for me

26 she/they || not going to help you understand what the hell is going on with the thoughts in my head

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via RyanAbe)

[aureateplinko]

Holy fucking shit y'all.

[kenziecore]

ok but

[crystal-rebellion]

Have some samples from the comments - 10/10 would recommend browsing them.

[sweetoothgirl]

WHITE CAKE WITH PINK FROSTING AND STRAWBERRY + MERINGUE KISSES

[deanwinchesterapologist]

normalize being stupid in public. normalize just not knowing anything

[deanwinchesterapologist]

wait post canceled i just remembered customers

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: Am I too privileged and spoiled because my dad is willing to help me move halfway across the country and has the financial means to do that even though the expense is kind of a strain on him

Someone else: *becomes a landlord at age 22*

Me: Ah, never mind.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Me: *buys starbucks for myself*

Me: Is this too much?

Someone else: *buys a coffee startup using money they borrowed from their dad*

Me: Ah, I see. *sips*

[1017andpregnant-deactivated2017]

[someemochick]

[that-house]

*heavy breathing*

[crtter]

Sometimes I hyperfocus so hard on something, I forget I’m a person until someone interacts with me. I feel like some wild animal seeing a human being for the first time. I’m like “oh yeah I’m supposed to speak and stuff”

[crtter]

Me: *doing something for hours on end without stopping*

Someone: Hey, are you there? I was just wondering if you’d like to-

Me:

[mx-bones-deactivated20160831]

rah rah rasputin something something sour cream

[aaaaasneakattack]

He was a cat that smoked a whole bong

[rhaenyratheecruel]

[pointlessandunnecessary]

[toastbutteregg]

never realized this until today

[okadas-deactivated20140626]

[apricitystudies]

09.05.2021 // my dad, who initially opposed getting a stray cat and was even more opposed to keeping her kittens, gave our tv away to turn the tv cabinet into a cat space for the kittens' birthdays tomorrow. earlier he was showing me pictures of the two cat towers he bought online to put on the cabinet and he's so proud of himself

[overthink]

Tom Kondrat

[iain-pm]

My Argentinean housemate just got a book on proper American accents and I’ve never felt more attacked

like why’s it gotta be so accurate

[jaspertheshark]

What’s fascinating to me is realizing that we simply ignore the glottal stop in every word that begins with a vowel when we speak quickly. Like unless you’re enunciating or speaking slowly you simply tell that glottal stop “fuck you” and hook the vowel to the previous consonant sound. Amazing. Glottal stops more like waste of time amirite

[dankmemeuniversity]

[sweetoothgirl]

Extra Nutty Dark Chocolate Brownies