Fandemonium

I like lots of things, If I like your posts, I WILL follow you and reblog with a reckless abandon, You've Been Warned =)

[mvlans-moved-deactivated2017021]

when someone says something so wrong that really pisses you off but you don’t wanna start an argument so you just sit there like

[ghost-pepper-autism]

family gatherings

[kookiechimchimtrash]

[dyrus]

IS THAT A SHARK?

[randomfandemonium]

Front Desk Problems

*Phone Rings*

Me: Front Desk

Guest: Yes, part of the electricity in my room isn't working...

Me: Really? Which part?

Guest: The Washroom, the TV...

Me: Are both light switches turned on by your front door?

Guest: Oh, no I didn't realize it worked all the electricity...

*Light Switch Says Master Lights*

Me: Yeah, there is one for the master lights and one for the front hall lights, it can be confusing sometimes.

Guest: Ok, thank you so much!

Me: No problem!

*These are supposed to be rocket scientists*

[altoboyfriend]

“I want something that will motivate me to get exercise!”

“I want a story with PoC characters!”

“I want a story with gay characters!”

“I want a story with lesbian characters!”

“I want a story with bisexual representation!”

“I want a story with strong female characters!”

“I want a story with a super cute and badass radio operator!

"I want-”

[notsolowkey]

[airlesscell-deactivated20151002]

Don’t let tumblr make you think cigarettes don’t make you smell and look like shit

[sodam-art-deactivated20160811]

Avengers Assemble!

[marsfarts-deactivated20151107]

what if captain america: civil war is just steve and sam going back in time to the civil war era. they show up at gettysburg and they’re like “we about to fuck up some racists”

[erikahenningsen]

If Nick Offerman’s wife didn’t want to change her name, would they compromise for Nick Offerwoman? (x)

[brandonlarish]

the minimum wage of ultron • website

[randomfandemonium]

owlet1

[stunningpicture]

[randomfandemonium]

hello-missdolly:

beanmom:

nospockdasgay:

redbloodedamerica:

mallninjacode:

pual1010:

brownglucose:

stunningpicture:

So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.

Stay woke

Is this true?

Not only is it true, it gets worse. The Susan G Komen For The Cure Foundation has actually successfully sued “competing” charities, because (paraphrasing) their “message or branding was infringing.”

You read that correctly: they took money that people had donated to cure cancer, and hired attorneys with it, to sue ANOTHER group of people trying to find a cure for cancer, who, in turn, had to us their donated money to hire their own legal counsel to defend themselves.

Yeah signal boost because not enough people know about this and seriously FUCK SUSAN G. KOMEN THEY ARE THE ACTUAL WORST

Some links…

http://thinkbeforeyoupink.org/

http://www.somethingawful.com/feature-articles/for-the-cure/

http://thestir.cafemom.com/in_the_news/132728/susan_g_komen_foundation_has

(reblogged in honor of my mother, who died of breast cancer, 11/13/97)

reblogging every time I see it

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[randomfandemonium]

When you work 3rd shift... this does not apply... I don't even go to bed until 9am usually

[halfbakedidea]

What crazy national day falls on your birthday?

Really wishing I had been born 3 days earlier on Knife Day. Instead I get to celebrate Petroleum. Petroleum for everybody!!

[waluigipinball]

naTIONAL FAILURES DAY

[randomfandemonium]

I GOT KNIFE DAY!

[gifnews]

[thorodinson]

Time to work for a living.

[gierlsquad]

stop thinking everyone who hangs out is in a relationship. stop telling kids that hanging out with people means they’re in love. stop relating healthy relationships with romance because they are not synonymous.

[thoughtsofacoolkid]

Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

[daddy-daniel-deactivated2015070]

I say fuck five times before I get out of the house in a morning.

[official-liberty-prime-deactiva]

I said it more than that before I got out of bed