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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
#extradirty
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itās kinda disheartening to go into alien: covenant knowing full well that nothing it could do could ever top this scrapped design from the third movie
why does this sheep have a human face on its assĀ
my favorite part is that none of the early script drafts (the ones from before they scrapped the concept) explain the human face or even allude to its existence, the artist just thought it needed that finishing touch and nobody questioned it
working in retail
me: hey
customer: i wish you would just fucking DIEĀ
me: okay let me know if you have any questions !Ā
when u dont like ur art take a deep breath and remember u created it from nothing, like a god
SOMEBODY SHARED THIS WITH ME & OUCH IM LAUGHING SO HARD BUT AT THE SAME TIME IM HURT
Why do they always draw the mans body so ugly in hentai??Ā
to be relatable for the male viewers
when yr so tired ur eyelids are like SHUT IT DOWN BOYS but ur brian is like OPEN THOSE GATES LADS n ur closing ur eyes then opening then closing then opening then closing then opening then closing
āur brianā
listen here mate i know what i said and i stick by it i cling to my mistakes like a real man
thereās no such thing as a convenient window through which to view cheā
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If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why itās unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge.
It just became second nature to close all the cupboards first thing in the morning (even though theyād been closed the night before). Which was when things escalated from banging cupboard doors to actually breaking things.
Faucets, door handles, curtain rods ripped from the wallā¦ all the repairs started to add up.
āLook, I didnāt mind having an ethereal roommate, but I canāt afford to keep fixing all this shit. Hereās a pencil and some paper. Just write whatās bothering youāI doubt you could put anything that would be more expensive than having a plumber come out to replace all the faucets again.ā
The next morning thereās a scrawl line at the top of the page that devolved into an angry scribbling mess that tore through the page. Two cupboard doors were entirely ripped off.
āI donāt want to get someone in to banish you, but this is ridiculous. Just tell me what you want.ā
The second piece of paper is ripped into shreds and several knives are embedded in the wall.
A careful examination of the paper scraps show that it had the same scribbles as the first piece.
A quick trip to the library and a stop at a store later, there are kindergarten workbooks on learning to write spread across the counter.
āLook, I donāt know if youāre just being difficult, but I hope not. So I got an audiobook on learning to read and write, and here are some workbooks for kidsādonāt get madāto teach them their letters. Just press play on the stereo, and work through the books at your own pace. Iāll get more when you finish.ā
The first workbook is half-completed before being ripped to pieces, but at least there was no other damage. Replacing it is significantly cheaper than replacing cupboard doors.
It takes awhile, but eventually the workbooks progress to a fifth grade level. These ones are starting to be more costly (theyāre bigger, for one thing), but itās not even the money anymore. Little notes scrawled in a shaky hand appear on the steamy bathroom mirror
Have A gooD dy
Or written in ketchup on the counter (that was a frightening sight the first time)
You R out of MLK
And then one day thereās a message taped to the fridge. The spelling and penmanship isnāt the best, but itās legible and even signed.
Dear Occupente,
I have haunted this spot for ovr three huner hudre 300 years. My bones are dust and I am fergotN. I do not have wants to trap me. I am here 4 ever.
I am bord. Lonly.
I am sorrY 4 breaking things.
We be frends?
Syncerly Eloise
I love you, Eloise
IM GOING TO STAB MYSELF IN THE FOOT I JUST SENT MY ENGLISH TEACHER MY ESSAY ON HAMLET AND IT WAS STILL NAMED āthe fresh prince of denmark yo hollaā
oh man, i love receiving unedited final drafts:
cracks me up every time
Movie maker: the fork to the left of the lead guy during his date with the lead lady is gay probably Homophobes: wtf, Iām not gonna let my kids watch this! Itās gonna make them gay! *Bans from their movie theaters* Buzzfeed and Huffpo: Equality Win! This is what representation looks like! *writes 50 articles about the gay fork with one of them reimagining it as an attractive humanoid* My tired ass:
me in any situation: this reminds me of that spongebob episode whenā¦
you ever meet someone and just knowā¦..u just knowā¦they a lizard
Shoutout to the people who are traumatized by an event that didnāt bother them at first By something that they didnāt realize hurt them By something that happened when they were young and naive and didnāt know what to do so they forced the memory out of their head By something that only started affecting them recently You are valid and I love you
My head, or as I like to call it, my suffering dome,
can i offer you a nice egg in this trying time
