Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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Tom Glynn-Carney behind the scenes of House of the Dragon season 3.
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Your nerves are through the roof tonight—way more than usual. You made the rookie mistake of telling Vogue that Joe Keery was your celebrity crush… and, well, your team never misses an opportunity to tease you. So naturally, he’s the one you’re about to ‘arrest’ during your show tonight.
Adrenaline is high and your buzzing as you hold up the infamous fuzzy cuffs with a grin that’s 90% confidence, 10% panic. “You guys know I love to arrest people,” you announce, letting your voice drip with playful menace.
You glance around the audience, trying to steady your nerves, as you laugh a little. “I’ve heard there are some strange things going on in the crowd tonight.”
You think you’re slick but you’re not, word has already gotten out that he’s at your show. The crowd explodes with cheers and whistles and your stomach does somersaults.
“Well, let’s see if there are any troublemakers in the house tonight,” you continue, and the camera doesn’t even need a cue—it immediately lands on him.
There he is. Joe. Sitting a few rows back, flashing that effortlessly charming grin that makes your brain short-circuit.
“OH MY GOSH! HIII!” You croon, feigning surprise … stepping forward, letting the mic pick up the teasing in your voice.
“What’s your name?”
“Joe!” he shouts, a little too eagerly. Doesn’t matter, by the time the words leave his mouth, the entire arena is shouting it back at you.
You tilt your head, letting a slow smile spread across your face.
“Joe, huh? You’re looking… out of this world. Do you wanna be my Juno and make me go….. upside down?”
The crowd goes wild again, but all you can see is him, laughing like he knows exactly how much you’re melting.
Later that night, when you’re finally out of your costume and scrolling through your phone to decompress, you see a new DM request.
djotime: If that arrest was an official offer, I’d like to plead guilty. Also… upside down, huh?
drew starkey version here
so it’s Halloween tomorrow and it’s the first time I’m really going out for the night. I’m dressed as Princess Leia, but I am not doing her justice, I really hate it all.
Costume eats but I do too, ya know? I really wanna go out and have fun but all I can think about it how I’m gonna compare myself to other girls, ones who are skinnier, skins clearer, has the boyfriend and friends and someone who isn’t me.
I am scared. And it makes me not wanna go out but that’s what I want to do, I wanna go out and have fun! but my mind is literally screaming for me not too. what the fuck do I do?
LITERATURE SERIES: Jane Austen
“The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid.” ― Jane Austen
it's getting tiring
must've been something in the water...