Your nerves are through the roof tonight—way more than usual. You made the rookie mistake of telling Vogue that Joe Keery was your celebrity crush… and, well, your team never misses an opportunity to tease you. So naturally, he’s the one you’re about to ‘arrest’ during your show tonight.
Adrenaline is high and your buzzing as you hold up the infamous fuzzy cuffs with a grin that’s 90% confidence, 10% panic. “You guys know I love to arrest people,” you announce, letting your voice drip with playful menace.
You glance around the audience, trying to steady your nerves, as you laugh a little. “I’ve heard there are some strange things going on in the crowd tonight.”
You think you’re slick but you’re not, word has already gotten out that he’s at your show. The crowd explodes with cheers and whistles and your stomach does somersaults.
“Well, let’s see if there are any troublemakers in the house tonight,” you continue, and the camera doesn’t even need a cue—it immediately lands on him.
There he is. Joe. Sitting a few rows back, flashing that effortlessly charming grin that makes your brain short-circuit.
“OH MY GOSH! HIII!” You croon, feigning surprise … stepping forward, letting the mic pick up the teasing in your voice.
“Joe!” he shouts, a little too eagerly. Doesn’t matter, by the time the words leave his mouth, the entire arena is shouting it back at you.
You tilt your head, letting a slow smile spread across your face.
“Joe, huh? You’re looking… out of this world. Do you wanna be my Juno and make me go….. upside down?”
The crowd goes wild again, but all you can see is him, laughing like he knows exactly how much you’re melting.
Later that night, when you’re finally out of your costume and scrolling through your phone to decompress, you see a new DM request.
djotime: If that arrest was an official offer, I’d like to plead guilty. Also… upside down, huh?
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