randomguyontheroad

what the fuck is wrong with me // She-they // bisexual mess // please send help // human bones taste good

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Welcome

welcome to my blog... just a warning, i dont know what im gonna post on here. anyway, welcome 🤗

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Say hi to Arson the Frog 💚

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Here I go again, making a playlist on a fictional relationship...

Anyway, here it is: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/20ec9LrGdSsNMRkUVG7SWr?si=8odDhh75SPGpnXrD-XBjHQ

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Today's vibe:

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There is a political ideology called Queer Anarchism... I can't think of anything better than that.

Queer anarchism - Wikipedia

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Shut The Fuck Up

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Rare footage of me

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The year is 1914.

I have just left work and made $5 USD. This is equivalent to $128.49 today...

...Thank you inflation! 

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there is no joke

There is no joke

why are you still reading

there is no joke, i promise

is this what your life has come to?

go back, read a book, feel good about yourself

your better than this

oranges

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need advice

whos that fucker that keeps looking at me in the mirror. they’re so ugly and they always copy what i do. any advice on how to get rid of them?

please help

motherfucker keeps looking at me

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update they’re finally doing different things but they do have blood running from their eyes

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need advice

whos that fucker that keeps looking at me in the mirror. they’re so ugly and they always copy what i do. any advice on how to get rid of them?

please help

motherfucker keeps looking at me

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please dont fuck a cactus

me to me

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bad boi

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Look at how they massacred my boy

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whatcha smokin?

what if at evry 4:20 a message was broadcasted to every device that says “whatcha smokin?” and then play Marijuana by Cheech and Chong 

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me: what would happen if we hypothetically took away a small peice of the moon every month until there is no moon. would anyone notice? I think, after a while, we wouldnt even notice.

guy whose house I broke into: get the fuck out of my house

me: understandable, have a great day

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haha funny

what if we had put emus on the boats during D-Day instead of people?

could you imagine defending a beach and, suddenly, a million fucking birds run out of a bunch of boats. al of them screaming, all of them running in different directions, not  even mentioning the fact they could take up to 3 bullets from a LMG.

also, most German soldiers probably had never seen an emu before. i would surrender IMMEDIATLEY