*it starts raining*
me: yes
*lighting appears*
me: yES
*thunders explode*
me: YES
*raining intensifies*
me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

shark vs the universe
Show & Tell
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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izzy's playlists!
YOU ARE THE REASON
NASA
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TVSTRANGERTHINGS
will byers stan first human second
macklin celebrini has autism
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Cosmic Funnies

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@randomisyournewbestfriend
*it starts raining*
me: yes
*lighting appears*
me: yES
*thunders explode*
me: YES
*raining intensifies*
me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
naming your kids after constellations is literally so much cooler than naming your kids after dead people tbh harry should’ve continued on the glorious black family tradition
[kneels down and puts hands on shoulders] delphinus potter, you were named after a dolphin in the sky how fucking sick is that. there’s a dolphin in the sky. a fucking dolphin
little dipper potter, you were named after a pot in the sky. 420 blaze it, son. high five
This is just… Incredible
DESTROY HIM
Why are we ignoring the fact that this is exactly what comic con is like
Envisioning Disney Guys in “Real Life”
Created by Jirka Väätäinen. If you like this series, then check out Jirka’s Envisioning Disney Girls in Real Life here.
SO MY NIECE GOT SUSPENDED FROM SCHOOL
I picked my niece up from school today because she got suspended and I asked the principle what happened and he said “she was talking about something she shouldn’t even know about and it’s wrong for her to know it. You should be ashamed of yourself for teacher her” he didn’t say what she was talking about.
So When I dropped her off at home I asked her what happened and said “My friend was being bullied so I stood up in front of the school and said something. I can’t remember it but you would of been proud!”
After she said that I went back up to the school and asked one of the teachers what she said and she replied back with “This is what my aunty told me. If you look at it properly, hangman teaches you that by saying the wrong things you could end someone’s life. If you say the wrong letters in hangman the man is hung which means game over. That’s the same in real life. Some hang themselves, shoot themselves, overdose, cut too deep and even jump off high places. The majority of suicide victims are bully victims. Suicide means killing yourself by the way. When you bully someone your words stick to them like glue. Each word, every day. Soon they start to believe the words and they can’t take it anymore so they end their lives. And that is why you should never bully someone Jason. I hope you pee your bed tonight!”
If they are old enough to understand death then they are old enough to understand this.
Your niece was suspended for standing up against bullying? For talking about suicide? And the principal told YOU that you should be ashamed to have taught her that?
What
What in the heck…
Welcome to the American education system.
SAY IT WITH ME
the mitochondria are not “deep”
the mitochondria are not “quirky”
the mitochondria are the fucking powerhouse of the cell
STOP ROMANTICIZING MITOCHONDRIA
You can’t stop me
what
P A S T E L M E T A B O L I S M
Imagine explaining this joke to a person who has never used tumblr.
John talking about the inspiration behind Margo (2008)
Why did anyone ever let me wear this shirt?
If anyone needs me
....oh yeah....no one ever needs me.
When you’re on your period and your trying to be a decent human being.
this guy in my class said his brother lost his wallet in Canada and someone shipped it back with souvenirs
I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish
Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.
¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.
Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’
could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”
The ultimate pun
IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE
“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”
WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN
The pun heard ‘round the world.
This is what we’ve all been waiting for.
lizlemonworld
Don't you love it when
You're depressed and you don't want to be burden to anyone so you just become passive aggressive which just makes things worse?
IDK WHY I’M LAUGHING SO HARD BUT I AM