BUTTER⁷

she / her / A.R.M.Y everyone stream butter

[joygucci-deactivated20160123]

Reblog if you're black tumblr.

You don’t have to be black, it just means you support us, you stand by us and you’re for us.

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[cinnappo]

Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!

[mysweetminiaussie]

oh what the hell…lol.

[thefitally-deactivated20170430]

this is important

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

ROGER WORKS

[unuthasbook-blog]

Roger please work your magic I need it now more than ever.

[newjourneywhodis]

I mean…look at his face!!!

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[eliyora]

This is kinda legit. I reblogged it before, and my greatest wish happened.

[eaglesfan986-deactivated2025091]

Here’s hoping.

[cypaira-the-skeleton]

I know what my wish is and i hope it happens

[ghoulishconey]

Hopefully it works

[gemmy727]

I’ll give it a shot.

[acciosnapes-deactivated20200530]

if i reblog this and steven ogg is not my sugar daddy by the end of the week, or negan does not come up from the ashes of fiction, i will be very upset

[mentality-project]

Eh, why not?

[lilmamabeyellin]

[liquidlimits-deactivated2019032]

I just opened up a check in the mail, went to the ATM & found 20$ 😭 I’m not passing these shits up NO more on my mama!

[skinnylegcnd]

im desperate

[simonemalone-blog1]

I FUCKING FOUND 20€ IN MY COAT INSIDE POCKET WGEJSGWJDGUAHA

[mentality-project]

Hell, why not? I’ll give it a crack.

[mentality-project]

AYYYYY LOOK WHAT YA GURL FOUND WEDGED IN THE FRONT PASSENGER SEAT AS SHE WAS ABOUT TO LEAVE UNI TODAY

[lavishedinjimin]

⚠️ FIC UPDATE ⚠️

Cowards in love (m)

— synopsis: You and Jimin had been friends for a long seven years. But will a novel coworker of yours replace the tightly-knit bond you had with Jimin?

Confess? He can't. He's too afraid of that.

↳ pairing: jimin x f reader

↳ rating: 18+

↳ genre: friends to lovers!au, smut, angst, fluff

↳ word count: 9.5k

↳ warnings: office worker OC, possessive jimin, dom jimin, sub reader, jealously, ownership, filthy dirty talk, unprotected sex (NO GLOVE NO LOVE!), rough sex, hair pulling, oral (m receiving), slight IMPREG KINK during intercourse, spanking, name calling (slut, brat), pussy slapping, multiple orgasms (and I mean two)

release date: Sunday, April 26, 2020 kst

time: tba

[junqkook]

— ALL I WANT FOR COCKMAS (m.)

pairing; jungkook/reader words; 3,678 genre; santa au, fluff, crack, smut rating; explicit

— synopsis; you tell santa exactly what you want for christmas.

contents; santa jungkook, but not what u might think, elf yoongi lmao, crack!, humor, christmas related puns, public sex (bathroom sex), unprotected sex (stay safe!), rough sex, creampie, dirty talk, marking, breast play, light cum play, impreg kink!!, multiple orgasms, light degradation.

“No way,” you whined, cheeks aflame as Mina dragged you toward the line to take a picture with Santa Claus. Usually, you wouldn’t care much and go along with her, but this year was different.

Because everyone knew that Jeon Jungkook was being Santa this year.

That’s right, you heard it right, folks. The most attractive man you’d ever seen, the one that caused heat to flood in your cheeks and your thighs to squeeze together was playing Santa Claus. His friends had made it a big deal, telling anyone that would listen to them, shouting it at random people they passed on campus.

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[btsreactsarchive]

Unconditionally - Part 9

Genre: Werewolf! BTS, Supernatural, Romance, Fluff, Slight Angst, Smut

Pairing: Werewolf! BTS x Reader

Warnings: gratuitous fluff, slight smut

Summary: Y/N’s life was far from normal. All seven of her childhood friends are werewolves who are very attached to her.

Authors Note: The long-awaited part 9. I really appreciate those of you who have been patient and understanding with me. You all voted, so here’s Jimin’s date with Y/N. Enjoy!

Post Date: 5/1/2019

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7 | Part 8 | Part 9 | Part 10 |

By the time the two of you made it home, everyone was asleep. You crept into the house, Seokjin guiding you by your hips. The two of you got ready for bed before sneaking off to his room to sleep. Seokjin pulled the covers back and patted the space next to him. You laid with your back to his chest. Seokjin sighed in content as he wrapped his arms around you. His soft lips found the mark on your neck and gently kissed it. It felt so right to have his body molded to yours. You shifted a bit, trying to get comfortable.

“Keep moving like that princess and I’ll be ready for round two,” Seokjin said, voice deep with sleep.

You woke up the next morning alone. A smile bloomed on your face as you recalled the night before. You stretched and sat up, the bright sunshine warming your back. The door to Seokjin’s room creaked open with the nudge of a black nose. Jimin came in, tail wagging, with a letter in his mouth. He hopped up on the bed, dropped the letter in your lap and licked your cheek.

“Good morning. What’s this?” Your fingers glided under the flap of the envelope and pulled the letter out.

Y/N,

Please keep your schedule free three nights from now.

Sincerely Yours,

Jimin

You admired his handwriting for a moment before looking back up at the wolf. He was sitting before you, head dipped, and ears bent.

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[bangstanfics]

The Strange Case of Dr. Park and Baby Jay || PJM

***WIP DROP - COMING IN JULY 2020***

☆ Pairing: Jekyll/Hyde!Jimin x Professor!Reader

☆ Word Count: ???

☆ Rating: 18+

☆ Genre: Alter ego AU, comedy, romance, smut

☆ Warnings: Smut and swearing

☆ Summary: There’s something strange about Dr. Park, the professor who lectures in the hall before you. Some days he’s a sweet angel that chats with you as you prep your material and on others he looks like he’s suffering from a hangover and could care less about your presence. The pieces slowly start to come together one night while you’re out in a strip club and find Dr. Park there… on a pole… half naked.

☆ A/N: If any of you guys have read Jekyll and Hyde then you know the actual story is pretty dark. It’s also a really good read that I would highly recommend! This story, however, is meant to be more light hearted and funny, kind of like The Nutty Professor (which was originally a parody of J & H). 

[httpjeon]

SEHEBON ― KTH (M.)

synopsis. you find yourself on izo huen, home to the sehebon. luckily for you, you’ve arrived at an interesting time.

pairing. taehyung/reader genre. angst, fluff, smut au. alien!au wordcount. 16,580 contents. Huge Dick Tae, cocky!tae, soft!tae, protective!tae, lowkey possessive!tae, human!kink, slight harrassment, dom/sub themes, size kink, size difference, sensitivity kink?, orgasm kink?, cunt slapping, breath play, dry humping, cunnilingus, fingering, cumflation, belly bulging, lowkey consent kink, unrealistic sex but it’s aliens what do u expect, lots of mention of humanity note. tae just wants to learn human things ):

blog masterlist. made of stardust masterlist.

© httpjeon 2020. do not repost, modify, or translate.

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[fortunexkookie]

The Turing Test Masterlist

►Summary

     ↳ “The Turing Test, developed by Alan Turing in 1950, is a test of a machine’s ability to exhibit intelligent behavior equivalent to, or indistinguishable from, that of a human.”

Jungkook fiddled with your hands in his, humming softly, as if deep in thought. You noted the way his eyebrows had furrowed, the sweet way his lips formed a pout, and wondered what could possibly be troubling him so much. What had he learned today?“

“Creator,” he began, dragging his gaze up to meet your own, “you gave me a mind that thinks, hands that feel, and a heart that beats, but did you give me a soul?”

          ▻ Status: Ongoing (7/??)

          ▻ Current Word Count: 67.3k

          ▻ Pairing: Android!Jungkook x Creator!Reader 

          ▻ Genre:  Android AU / Fluff / Smut / Angst / Pining

          ▻ Rating:  18+ - not every chapter contains smut, but there is explicit smut in some;

          ▻ CW and other tags: swearing; nudity; dick jokes; Jungkook learns the importance of consent; (male) masturbation; grinding; hand jobs; oral sex; cunnilingus; vaginal fingering; angst; Jungkook is smitten; Jungkook is whipped; does this unit have a soul?; pining; pining; did I say pining?;

► Chapters

       ↳ One; Two; Three; Four; Five; Six; Seven

Master Masterlist

© fortunexkookie, 2019. Do not copy, repost, or modify. Do not translate without permission.

[ficswithluv]

Week 7: Masterlist

To celebrate Jimin’s birthday, this week’s category is a special edition: your favorite characterizations of Park Jimin in Tumblr fics!

Criteria for recommendations:

Jimin must be an active part of the fic. Whether this is as a side character or the main one, it doesn’t matter! Either way, he has to be in it.

💌 ⏤ AUTHOR AFFILIATED WITH FICSWITHLUV

NOT FOUND

Come Back To Me Darling by @moonpeachy | Jimin

NSFW ONE-SHOTS

Atalanta by @kpopfanfictrash | Jimin, greek au

Beneath the Water by @jungshookz | Jimin, mermaid au

Blue Blood by @joonbird | Jimin, royalty au

Chem Miss by @kpopfanfictrash | Jimin, college au

Cordially, Jimin by @kpopfanfictrash | Jimin, office au, implied smut

Day of Venus by @knamjooned | Jimin, soulmate au

Faded Love by @jamaisjoons | Jimin, married/established relationship 💌

Locked In Love by @parkmuse | Jimin, brother’s best friend au

Morning Song by @justjiminiethings | Jimin

Red Silk by @gardentulips​ | Jimin, established relationship

Serendipity by @btsracket​ | Jimin, soulmate au 

Star Light, Star Bright by @readyplayerhobi​ | Jimin, single dad au

Something New by @gukgalore | Jimin, friends to lovers

Spellbound by @minflix | Jimin, witch au

Sweet One by @peekaboongi | Yoongi, vampire au  💌

The Boyfriend Concept by @kpopfanfictrash | Jimin, porn star au

The Devil In His Details by @johobi | Jimin

Venom by @countrysundae | Jimin, hybrid au 💌

What You Deserve by @jiminniethemarshmallow | Jimin, friends to lovers

SFW ONE-SHOTS

Fairytale by @gukyi​ | Jimin, mermaid au

Love Playlist by @bloomsjeon​ | Jimin, high school au, nerd!Jimin 

October 13 by @heungtanbts | Jimin

Partiality by @chiminiemoans | Jimin, established relationship

The Rules of Love by @kimlinecult​ | Jimin, angel au, thriller  💌

Timid by @jincherie | Jimin, hybrid au

We’ll Never Finish This Chapter If You Don’t Stop Laughing by @livlovesbangtan​ | Jimin, established relationship

NSFW SERIES + TWO-SHOTS

A Lack Of Color by @minflix​ | Jimin, soulmate au, friends to lovers

And Everything Is Fine by @diedinwarofhormones | Minjoon, soulmate au

Baby Blue by @chimknj​ | Minjoon, sugar daddy au

Future Hearts by @jungblue | Jungkook, punk au

Good Boy by @btssmutgalore​ | Jimin, college au

In The Stars (2:1) by @holyfluffly | Jimin  💌

Knife’s Edge by @readyplayerhobi | Jungkook, Jimin, mafia au 

Kitten’s Got His Tongue by @gardentulips​ | Jimin/Yoongi, hybrid au

Love Bite by @softjeon​ + @cassiavioletblue​ | Minjoon, vampire au  💌

Nine-One-One by @yminie | Jimin, detective au

Over Again by @yoonia​ | Jimin, pianist!Jimin, artist!MC

Sin City by @btssmutgalore​ | Jimin, stripper au

Sweeter Than Sweet by @gimmesumsuga​ | vampire au

Tentacledipity by @jincherie | Jimin, alien au

The Fuckening by @underthejoon | Jimin, college au

When The Planets Align by @countrysundae​ | Jimin/Jungkook/Yoongi, alien au  💌

Wild Embers by @dimplemono | Minjoon, arranged marriage, royalty au

SFW SERIES + TWO-SHOTS

The Parting by @minyoongijjangjjangmanboongboong​ | Jimin, reaper!MC

Thank you to everyone who recommended these fics!

Join us for our next round of recommendations on Monday. Recommendations will open at 8am KST!

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double trouble | mlist

COLLAB; @bangtanstanst​ & @jooneos​ GENRE; smut, fluff, humour, a dash of angst RATING; explicit PAIRING; jeon jungkook/f!reader, christian yu/f!reader, christian yu/jeon jungkook/f!reader, christian yu/jeon jungkook WORDCOUNT; currently 59k  AU; tattoo parlour/flower shop!au, roommate!au, friends2lovers WARNINGS; explicit sex, porn with plot, swearing, light dom/sub themes, bicurious!jungkook, switch!jungkook, soft dom!christian, sub!reader, tequila is drunk, consensual tipsy sex, polyamory, unprotected but safe sex, brat!reader, bisexual!christian, hung!christian yu, jealousy, dirty talk, threesome (m/m/f), grinding, oral sex, fingering, double penetration (more warnings in individual chapters)

› SYNOPSIS; a bet with your roommate jungkook gets you in a world of trouble, though you’re not exactly complaining. after all, who wouldn’t love trouble when it comes in the form of the man, the myth, the legend; the tattoo artist across the street, christian motherfucking yu? › NOTE; this started with us just thirsting over christian yu and devolved into a smut collab. we regret nothing. also if you don’t know who christian yu is, my friend, go google him right now. › PLAYLIST › MASTERLISTS; jooneos | bangtanstanst 

— PROLOGUE 

— CHAPTER ONE

— CHAPTER TWO

— CHAPTER THREE

— CHAPTER FOUR › coming soon.

— EPILOGUE › coming soon.

EXTRAS

— to be announced

let us know if you want to be tagged to know as soon as it goes up! :)

[gimmesumsuga]

Reactions

Playing under the table

Pulling their hair during sex/foreplay

Distracting you whilst you’re on the phone

Car sex/foreplay

Sucking on their bottom lip during a kiss

Make up sex

Anal play/sex

Being bratty and refusing sex

When they’re the sub - hyung line  /  maknae line

Refusing to make noise during sex

Cumming on you

Visiting you at your job as a zoopkeeper

Catching you dancing/singing to one of their songs

Finding out you can’t eat with chopsticks

Doing something domestic/feminine together

Helping you with insomnia

You suffering with claustrophobia

Doped up on allergy medication

Their s/o doing their own hand-poke tattoos

When you’re stressed/overworked

Their pregnant s/o is insecure

Getting jealous when their ex is close to another member

Having an argument and them calling you ‘Noona’

Pulling away

Breaking up - hyung line / maknae line

Breaking up pt. 2

[ficswithluv]

Week 15 Masterlist

This week we featured a man we all know and we all love dearly, Kim Seokjin! You all sent in some really fantastic recs, and we’re so grateful to have so many people highlight the lovely eldest!

Criteria for recommendations:

SFW/NSFW

Must feature Seokjin

💌 ⏤ AUTHOR AFFILIATED WITH FICSWITHLUV

Fics recommended by followers:

NSFW ONE-SHOTS

A Kiss of Marble by @jinpire

A Lullaby on Canvas by @jincherie​

Bad Kitten by @jamaisjoons​ | 💌

Bobsy-die by @jincherie​

Breakfast in Bed by @caribbeanempressblog​ | 💌

Club Zombie by @floralseokjin​

Colder than Snow by @babayagadook​

Count Suckula by @dreamyjoons​

Dick ‘n’ Go by @winetae​

Fast Lane by @yminie​

Fume by @ropeseok

Golden Boy by @kpopfanfictrash​

Half-baked Holiday by @ddaenggtan​ | 💌

Hazy by @yoonia

Lay Me Gently by @ddaenggtan | 💌

Leather by @b-angst-tan

Lostmyhead by @floralseokjin

Lost Control by @floralseokjin​

Mea Culpa by @jinitude​ | 💌

Midnight Colors by @vanaera​

Moanday Morning by @jinitude​ | 💌

My Type by @floralseokjin

Off-Script by @baojinnie

Of the Sol by @floralseokjin​

Olive Me Loves Olive You by @joopiterjoon​ 💌

Pink Panther by @gimmesumsuga​

Plage by @minflix​

Play Hard by @honeymoonjin​ | 💌

Pride and Fidget Spinners by @kpopfanfictrash

Royally Fucked by @couture-kookie

Salt and Shadow by @floralseokjin​ 

Seaside Sabbatical by @dark-muse-iris​

Sehnsucht by @park-moomin​

Seven Seconds in Heaven by @jimlingss​

Strawberry Roses by @peekaboongi​ | 💌

Sunrise by @ironicarmy​ | 💌

The Pretenders by @tayegi​

The Stranger by @btssmutgalore​

Things You Said In the Dark by @vanaera​

Under the Same Sun by @floralseokjin​

Urs by @floralseokjin​

666 Butterfly Kisses by @ddaenggtan​ | 💌

SFW ONE-SHOTS

Chrysanthemum by @yoonia

Fall in Hatred by @jimlingss

For You, Anything by @gukyi​

From Summer to Winter, I’ll be Yours by @hungline​ | mxm

If I Only Get a Year with You by @hollyhomburg​

Just Say Goodnight and Go by @vanaera​

Let It Sparkle by @lamourche​

Pasta la Vista by @honeymoonjin​ | 💌

Restoration by @prolixitae​ 💌

The Leather Loafers by @jimlingss

Voix by @yoonia

You Will Feel a Flash of Red by @vanaera

NSFW SERIES + TWO-SHOTS

Crystallised by @floralseokjin​

Éffleurer by @serenililly​

Fight for Me by @jinniesbby​

Fire and Desire by @joonbird​

For Love and Money by @jimlingss​

Groove to my Vibe by @mintjoonlep​

Maybe Ever After by @mortaljin​

Memoirs of a Mistake by @floralseokjin​

Peach Parfait by @jamaisjoons​ | 💌

Piece by Piece by @underthejoon​

Refinery29 by @kpopfanfictrash​

The City Comes Alive by @minflix​

​The Devil Wears Armani by @floralseokjin​

SFW SERIES + TWO-SHOTS

Blood and Mercy by @sugasgrowl​

Florescence by @jincherie​

Starlet and Moonstruck by @jimlingss​

Thank you to everyone who recommended these fics!

Join us for our next round of recommendations on Monday. Recommendations will open at 8am KST! 

[softlyjiminie]

oh kitten! | p.j.m

⇢ pairing(s): park jimin x cat hybrid!reader, mentions of panther hybrid!jeon jungkook x cat hybrid!reader.

⇢ word count: 2.4K

⇢ genre: smut, fluff, hybrid!au.

⇢ summary: no one expected park jimin to come home with a hybrid, let alone a female cat hybrid. innocent as can be, sweeter than sugar, she was the apple of jimin’s eye, but little did they know, how good she could be.

⇢ warning(s): please read! heavy smut, pwp, dom!jiimin, sub!reader, oral sex (female receiving.), fingering, male masturbation, light exhibitionism,  master kink, corruption kink, degredation kink, god kink if you squint,  mentions of pet play, light choking, spanking, cum play, breeding kink, unprotected sex - please wear protection!

⇢ author’s note(s): happy new year friends! it is i, your favourite jimin luvr back with a very special gift for miss @fantasybangtan​, gia hit me with this very wonderful and steamy gift, so in my new years haze I managed to throw this little steamy one-shot together! please enjoy this very smutty fic hehe.

no one expected park jimin to come home with a hybrid, let alone a female cat hybrid. jimin already had plenty of girls wrapped around his finger before her, so why did he need a hybrid? the short answer was that he was lonely, looking for someone to take care of and fill the empty space between work, college and parties. but jimin had seen the look of happiness on yoongi’s face that one time,upon seeing his girlfriend  bring in their excitable german shepard hybrid; taehyung  (of course with the permission of their boss seokjin, some establishments didn’t allow hybrids on the premises.)

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[withthemacfullyloaded]

namjoon is the type to stare at you and smile when he thinks you don’t notice. you let him think you can’t see him out your peripheral vision. cute idiot. 10/10 would let him keep thinking you don’t see to keep being admired.

[stutterfly]

Snow, Don’t Tell (M) | PJM

Granny Park’s Gossip:

Jimin is the sweetest boy around, no comparison. Always ready to listen to my stories, visits me regularly and tells me all sorts of tales about those friends of his. Might as well adopt them all, I know so much about them! Jiminie’s the best grandson anyone could ask for, really, a little angel, and his little gang of friends is quite the hoot. He’s been a little quiet about himself lately, though. Kept going on and on about that neighbor of his, how cute she always looks and how he likes to help her with her groceries, but I think maybe I teased him just a little too much about that crush of his. Maybe he’ll figure out a way to get closer to her this holiday season, because who knows how much longer he’ll pine over the girl if he doesn’t. 

       ❄  Word Count: 27.2k

       ❄ Pairing: Jimin x Reader

       ❄ Genre:  Neighbors AU / Friends to Lovers / Fluff / Smut / Humor

       ❄ Rating: 18+ / Explicit

       ❄ CW and other tags: heavy sexual tension, grinding, groping, swearing, kissing, biting, hair pulling, fingering, masturbation, teasing, edging, hickeys/ bruising skin, oral sex (male and female receiving), praise kink?, love kink, little jealousy talk, mentions of threesome, hinted foursome, penetrative sex, protected sex, pinching, pierced nips, tiddyfucking, dirty filthy talk, whiny Jimin, Jimin is a Snake spilling all the tea about his friends, Jimin is soft, Jimin’s gonna break you, angst, emotional angst, mentioned alcoholism, mentions of toxic parents, some negative self-talk which is quashed by the prince himself, helping jimin feel like the best version of himself, feelings of self-consciousness, insecurities about education, basically a slowburn speedrun that’s wet and wild, second-hand embarrassment, bad weather makes for cars nearly getting into accidents, mentions of (someone else) toe-sucking, memories of Joon as a fuckboy (mentioned), exhibitionism/voyeurism, there’s a lot of secrets and Jimin tells all, Jimin is everyone’s therapist, reader is a mess, jimin is a mess, everyone is a loveable mess The Snowball Effect Collab Masterlist  This is the first fic the series/project The Snowball Effect by @fortunexkookie​ (Ryn), @ddaenggtan​ (Bette), @stutterfly​ (me!), and @taehyungforreal​ (Ashley). Please click the link above to see the summaries and genres for each fic! Also, while each of these fics can stand on their own, they all end up at the same place, occurring simultaneously. There are also little easter eggs and secrets for the other fics woven throughout each of these! For the biggest, fluffiest Snowball Effect experience, we highly recommend you read each of them!

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