I didn't know what to do; So I ate bread

This is no longer updated,checked or in service. If you must ask why well to that I say.....it just feels right...I've changed and so must my everything and it isn't the change where you can just keep a history about naw I'm still on here somewhere lurking under a new blog but if our paths are meant to cross again than they shall if not those I've followed those who've followed back 10/10 well done would recommend.

[randomlittlespark-blog]

Fin

[welele]

[extradimensionaldream]

im mad these are all bangers

[enterheavenalive]

Why do they talk like that I hate it

[randomlittlespark-blog]

That my inquiring person is cattle chanting and they use it because it's actually lulls the crowd into a call and response and adds a sense of urgency helping increase bids and higher amounts. Most people develop their own style similar to how different musicians can have their own style of the same song. In fact there are huge tournaments that judge the people on their cattle calling abilities. Pavlov would be all over this if he were around. It would have given him a total nerd boner as it should give us all one I suppose.

[trapcard]

Why would you intentionally eat olives like what in the fuck? are you okay? is someone forcing you to do this? You need me to call the police let me know so we can help you

[captoring]

there is a component in olives that some people taste as extremelly bitter and some people dont taste at all. it’s just how we were born please leave us and the olives alone

[draethdarkstar]

THERE IS A REASON

[randomlittlespark-blog]

Plus if you eat a green olive and then a piece of pineapple the weird olive taste goes away and it's like a rollercoaster of fun in your mouth that you can do over and over like "oh no olive taste it's weird but fun,...ahhh pineapple all weird gone neat oh my back on the olive train!!"

[rainbow-femme]

I would devote 15 years of my life to becoming a restaurant chef, get on Chopped, ignore the basket ingredients, and make a raw red onion salad with a white truffle oil vinaigrette just so I could stare into Scott Conants eyes as he is contractually obligated to eat it

[randomlittlespark-blog]

Plot twist those are in the basket

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

[weloveshortvideos]

Hello big boy!

[skypestripper]

ok but honestly? how does this lion not maul the fuck out of him.

[piss-pirate]

Lions are huge kittens

[thecrazydusclopslady-deactivate]

He’s probably been with these lions for quite a while. The grunting noises the lion makes (or “chuffling” as it’s known as) are his way of saying “hello” to his human friend. Lions have pretty good memories, too, so if the lion was raised as a cub by this dude, it’s very likely he’ll remember him as an adult. And if the lion shows affection to this guy, then his pride will pretty much be like: “Ok he’s cool we’ll love him too”.

[prokopetz]

Plus, social apex predators are generally pretty mellow. It’s the solitary types and the herbivores you’ve gotta watch out for. Especially the latter - large herbivores are assholes.

[jswander]

This is Kevin Richardson!!

He is a badass and has worked for almost twenty years with a ton of lions like these ones. He has his own unique style of handling the lions where he spends countless man hours with the cats, often hand-rearing them from a very young age. The result is he is an “honorary lion” in several of the prides that he oversees in this park in South Africa. He will often go for walks with them like this, or take naps or be just generally cuddly with the lions to enforce the social bond. 

He honestly loves these guys like they’re family, and as a result is able to use the lions in films and adverts in a way that is very low-stress for the animals due to their incredible faith in him. Currently he has a youtube channel where you can see him working with the animals and promoting wildlife conservation and awareness :D!

[stephanyyl]

What an absolutely rewarding luxury

[sociallyawkward-jac]

im jealous

[randomlittlespark-blog]

Squad goals

[imrnortal]

who else can’t wait until they have a cute gf???

[imrnortal]

all of those who reblogged will be blessed w a cute gf

[qrxxcode]

This isn’t a joke guys I reblogged And got a cute gf

[imrnortal]

confirmation from one of the happy customers of this post y'all

[muchymozzarella]

I would like to be a Ravenclaw only because I want to be that Ravenclaw who opens the dorms for people with the worst ever answers to questions that are also correct, like 

“Why is a raven like a writing desk” “They both have the letter R in them" 

“What is the truth?” “The word with the letters T, R, U and H in it" 

“What is the answer to this riddle?” “The answer to this riddle is the answer to this riddle, of course”

“What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon and three legs at night?” “Not you, obviously”

“Which came first, the chicken or the egg?” “Well you just mentioned the chicken first, so by virtue of the order of your sentence, it’ll be the chicken. Also alphabetically.”

because if I were ever in Ravenclaw it won’t be for being smart, it’ll be for being a smartass  

[prismatic-bell]

“Where do Vanished objects go?”

“Somewhere other than where they were Vanished from, duh.”

[willoftitanium]

“What is the truth?”

“Sarah is cheating on Robert with Dylan.”

4th year standing behind me: omg no way

[randomlittlespark-blog]

And they were roommates

[kihonged-deactivated20150726]

can you believe i got a promotion

[kihonged-deactivated20150726]

Pls watch this I nearly got fired for this

[monochrome-forest]

fnafaesthetic

[patterbay]

2017 mood

[officialjiggly]

Mariah Carey’s career was the last death in 2016

[culverton]

DECEMBER 31ST 2016 

[randomlittlespark-blog]

I don't even think I have none porn following me anymore what if it is like zombies and you just become porn like they take over

[mac-mcdonald]

[randomlittlespark-blog]

Me at family reunions

[urlocalcomunist-blog]

Dear writer/s,

Is better create that female character without history, personality, and sense, than make the male character who  was whit him, who would (and he does) sacrifice anything for him, his boyfriend? Is better create stupid arguments for love, than use that good ones?

Is so wrong have a gay couple with a good history? Still being better a so false heterosexual relationship?

All the love, a fan.

[randomlittlespark-blog]

Quick silver is like " my dad is super gay"

[swolleneyeball-deactivated20170]

i fukcing hate this show

[sugarkillsall]

This is the best scene in the entirety of IZ imo it’s literally perfect

[partlysmith]

according to the staff commentary for this episode, the script actually called for heavy traffic to be rushing past Dib and Zim in this scene, which is why they’re shouting at each other, and you can even still sort of hear the sound effects but then, for whatever reason, in the finished episode they just forgot the cars

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