Lord Phoenix

Mitch, they call me Mitch. And bitch, but not. Uruguayan, so, spanish if you want. If you not, then russian or english are fine.I always have time for politics (warning: comunist). And more than always for fandoms.

[tombliboos]

2011: I love Tumblr because it’s an environment where I can fangirl over my fictional preferences with like-minded fellows as I don’t feel comfortable sharing my passion for fictional characters and couples with people in real life.  2018: Tumblr is a hellhole filled with brainless Puritan Calvinist wannabes with Spanish Inquisition-ish attitudes telling me that I will never be granted salvation if I ship Character X and Character Y and if I like fictional villains I am literally Hitler. This environment is too toxic now. Mom? Dad? Can I talk you about my 10k Modern AU Game of Thrones fanfic?

[first-son-of-finwe]

Me when I first joined tumblr: Oh why does everyone say they hate this website?? Come on guys we’re not that bad!! I mean it can be dumb but at least we’re progressive and accepting

Me today: I hate this website

[pidgeyholto]

mood

[wsswatson]

Why is it always ‘queer people are projecting their identities onto characters’ and never ‘straight people are presuming that their identity is the default’?

[seriousflightrisk]

I COULD NOT REBLOG THIS FAST ENOUGH

[sophatter-moved]

High School Yearbook ➔ Best Couple: Spock & Jim Kirk

[sarcastic-space-gal]

[urlocalcomunist-blog]

Just because a movie os diverse it doesn't make it good

[lilymordecar]

im crying 

[ink-and-roses]

[fuyunoakegata]

I’ve lost track of how many times I’ve reblogged Dex-starr’s origins, but I’m going to keep sharing it every time I see it.

I good kitty.

Every. Time.

[dailyjasontodd]

Yeah, maybe my head’s fucked up But I’m falling right back in love with being alive

[lovelylittlewordsmith]

90% of The Last Jedi is just asking:

“wait, the force can do that?”

[urlocalcomunist-blog]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

This is very true ‼️

[fat-uglydisappointment]

Technically a paedophile IS someone who “diddles” a 6 year old, but not a 16 year old. An ephebephile is anyone who is sexually attracted to girls aged 14-18. Best not to use the word paedophile to describe every underage relationship because it’s toxic, incorrect, and creates unnecessary hysteria:) x

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

This is very true ‼️

[crellins]

Call Me By Your Name (2017)

[urlocalcomunist-blog]

No it's not. If you're 16 your not a child.

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.

[captain-acab]

You decide it’s best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. He’s a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?

You extend your hand. “I noticed you’re new here. What’s your name?”

He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if he’s looking right through you. “The name’s Clark,” he says. “So, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?”

[misscrazyfangirl321]

This one wins.

[janothar]

It’s been a few weeks, and one of Clark’s friends shows up.  She’s pretty and all, enough muscle that she must work out.  First thought would be that she should be maybe a 6.

Clark’s introducing her around.  “This is my good friend, Diana, she’s in from out of town.”

You blink, and take a step back in fear.  You’ve never seen an 11 before.

[aniseandspearmint]

The day Bruce Wayne shows up for his long promised interview with Lois Lane, you can’t help it, the mug your holding drops from your fingers and sends a shock of hot coffee and ceramic shards across the floor.

Clark stops a few feet away and squints at you worriedly from behind those ridiculous glasses you’re 99% sure he doesn’t actually need, and asks tentatively, “Everything all right?”

You ignore him in favor of staring at the inky dark numerals hovering over the beaming fool gesticulating some fantastic yacht story for a gaggle of secretaries and minor columnists.

That’s it. Your gift has officially gone haywire. There is no other explanation. Because there is absolutely no way that Brucie Wayne is a 10.

[phantomchick]

IT GOT BETTER

[urlocalcomunist-blog]

FUCK THIS NEED TO BE LONGER

[catpaw-fanfiction]

halbarry discord

So because I’ve never seen a discord channel for halbarry before or just can’t seem to find one, I decided to make one myself:

https://discord.gg/KrM4DcD

[phastos]

You start running they’ll never let you stop. You stand up, push back…can’t say no forever right?

[urlocalcomunist-blog]

Someday, Steven is gonna hug Pearl and smile, and she will just not miss Rose anymore.

[urlocalcomunist-blog]

What fandom wants: Dean on his knees asking Cas to marry him.

What fandom gets: Dean on his knees in front of Cas's dead body.

[huffpost]

This dad penned an open letter to Ariana Grande following the devastating Manchester bombing. 

[urlocalcomunist-blog]

REBLOG THIS IN THE NAME OF LORD

[scarletwitch]

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

[urlocalcomunist-blog]

LONG LIFE TO FUCKING INJUSTICE 2