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2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?No not really at least not on a regular basis, more texts that contain good morning as a opening line rather than a text just to say good morning.5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?Ah probably watching random crap on YouTube....10: What are you listening to?Let’s Get This Over With by They Might Be Giants15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?Ah no, no I can not.23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?Probably... not sure26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?Gray, I owe too many gray shirts...35: How many more days until your birthday? 293 or so44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?Hmmm I don’t know... none but if you were to but a gun to my head I don’t know nipples... 48: Did you ever lose a best friend?Yes53: What was the last thing you ate?Some Sofa So Good Ben and Jerry’s Ice cream54: Did you get any compliments today? Don’t think so no...56: Do you own anything from other countries?Yes, several fossils and a lot of my t-shirts to be honest.58: Where have you lived most of your life?Dublin Ireland, in fact I have lived all my life here...62: Who do you text the most?Ah I don’t know possibly the woman I have a crush on at the moment, but who I can’t bring myself to ask out, maybe...94: Name four things that you wish you had!My own apartment (but that isn’t going to happen anytime soon, cause of the whole Dublin being insanely expensive to rent)A date mate/significant otherA clear understanding of where the hell my life is going...Some cheese...98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr? NopeThanks for the ask!

versusthequeer

yes please

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1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?

2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?

3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care?

4: Do you find it easy to trust others?

5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?

6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?

7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on?

8: Are you close with your dad?

9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?

10: What are you listening to?

11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?

12: Do you like hickeys?

13: What time do you go to bed?

14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?

15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?

16: Do you always answer your texts?

17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?

18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?

19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them?

20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?

21: Is anyone else in the room with you?

22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?

23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?

24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with?

25: In the past week, have you cried?

26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?

27: Do people ever call you by your last name?

28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?

29: Do you have a best friend?

30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?

31: Who was your last call/text message from?

32: Are you mad at anyone?

33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?

35: How many more days until your birthday?

36: Do you have any summer plans yet?

37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?

38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?

39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?

40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

41: Do you think age matters in relationships?

42: Are you available?

43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?

44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?

45: Do you believe exes can be friends?

46: Do you regret anything?

47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?

48: Did you ever lose a best friend?

49: Was your last kiss a mistake?

50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?

51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?

52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?

53: What was the last thing you ate?

54: Did you get any compliments today?

55: Where are you going on your next vacation?

56: Do you own anything from other countries?

57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?

58: Where have you lived most of your life?

59: When was the last time you took a long drive?

60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?

61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?

62: Who do you text the most?

63: What was the last movie you saw?

64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?

65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?

66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?

67: Do you curse around your parents?

68: Are you happy with where you live?

69: Picture of yourself?

70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?

71: Have you ever been dumped?

72: What do you most like about making out?

73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?

74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?

75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?

76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?

77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?

78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?

79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?

80: Would you get involved with someone if they had a child already?

81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?

82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?

83: Do you miss your last sweetie?

84: Last time you slow danced with someone?

85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?

86: How can I win your heart?

87: What is your astrological sign?

88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?

89: Do you cook?

90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?

91: If you’re single right now, do you wish you were in a relationship?

92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?

93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?

94: Name four things that you wish you had!

95: Are you a player?

96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?

97: Are you a tease?

98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?

99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?

100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?

101: Hugs or Kisses?

102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?

103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?

105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?

106: Do you flirt a lot?

107: Your last kiss?

108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?

109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?

110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?

111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?

112: Does someone like you currently?

113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?

114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?

115: Ever made out with just a friend?

116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?

117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.

somecunttookmyurl

Listen my dudes Ancient Egypt existed for a really fuckass long time. Literally just Pharaonic civilization lasted 3,000 years. That’s not even including predynastic civilization and Roman rule. If you lump that in you’re looking at more like… 5,000 years. Like. If you want a comparison of how long that is: THE YEAR IS CURRENTLY 2018. TWO THOUSAND. TWO-THIRDS OF ANCIENT EGYPTIAN PHARAONIC CIVILIZATION HAVE HAPPENED SINCE THE ‘BIRTH OF JESUS CHRIST’ We comparatively just entered the Third Intermediate Period. The Greeks will not take over for another 700~ years. Cleopatra will not be born until the year 2931.

It’s a really long time guys.

somecunttookmyurl

Anyway look. Listen. I sat my ass down and wrote out a timeline of “when shit happened if you started at 1AD” because I know backwards numbers are hard to process but here’s an abridged version. If the first Egyptian Pharaoh came to power in 1AD then…

300: step pyramid built 450: Great Pyramid at Giza built 815: Pepi II dies and civil war breaks out 950: Egypt re-unified 1350: Middle Kingdom ends 1450: New Kingdom begins 1520: Hatshepsut is on the throne 1650: Ahkenaten switches to monotheistic religion and builds a new city 1680: Tutankhamun dies 1720: Ramesses II ‘the great’ ascends to the throne 1740: World’s first peace treaty signed 1790: Ramesses II dies leaving way too many children 1920: Egypt breaks into 2 states again And now we get to ~~~~the future~~~~. If we started at 1AD all of this stuff hasn’t happened yet 2050: Briefly re-united as a single state 2180: Civil war 2250: Nubian kings take over 2335: Assyrian conquest 2665: Alexander the Great conquers Egypt 2930: Cleopatra VII born 2970: Cleopatra VII dies. Egypt falls to Rome. Fin.

And that’s just starting with the Pharaohs. If you wanted to start with Predynastic Egypt, you can go ahead and ADD ONE THOUSAND YEARS to all of those dates

somecunttookmyurl

I hate that this is still getting notes but that it’s getting notes *without the timeline addition* like c’mon, man. I had to do MATHS for this. I DID MATHS FOR YOU PEOPLE AND ALL I GOT WAS A BUNCH OF RACISTS

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doublejoeseven

He’s flatlining, doctor uwu

groundpoison

*sees light at the end of the tunnel* what’s this? OwO

vexic929

do you know what terrifies me?

the fact that self-dxers and pro-self-dxers don’t seem to realize how actually dangerous it could be or if they do that they don’t care

cause here’s the thing–yeah, maybe you have anxiety or depression or adhd or autism of some sort but you know what also causes strange changes in your mental health?

severe anemia epilepsy a stroke meningitis a brain tumor parasites high fever brain injury

do you know what these cause if left untreated?

death

“but I don’t remember having a stroke or a brain injury or a high fever” yeah well you probably won’t tbh, a lot of people don’t remember much when it happens

“you’re just trying to scare me!” yeah, I am trying to scare you because I’m scared FOR you that you think it’s more important for you to be right (because deep down that’s what it is isn’t it) than it is for you to go see if something is actually wrong with you even if that something isn’t that you have six distinct personalities who talk to you living in your head

sorry I don’t want you to die I guess?

vexic929

whoo boy I wasn’t going to come back this post and reply but I figure I need to clear things up so I’ll be replying to each comment in turn

@vampiregirl2345 said:

“Every self dxer knows this and we wouldnt self dx if we could see a doctor (or trusted the doctor in the case of people who have access to medical care, or people who dont feel its safe to try and see a doctor due to circumstances beyond their control).”

first of all, no I don’t think every self-dxer knows this considering the vast majority of self-dxers I’ve met absolutely do not–quite a few of which are minors who have been convinced that self-diagnosis is more important and/or accurate than a professional opinion but we’ll continue on that later

she also said:

“Its not a simple matter. Its not as easy as “see a doctor uwu” in some cases. Everyone who does research knows that psychological issues can be caused by/comorbid with physical issues (for example, i have depression, but i also have symptoms of anemia; however, i had no testable signs of anemia in my blood the time i went to the hospital for it).”

I am fully aware it’s not that simple but that doesn’t make self-diagnosis okay. there is absolutely nothing wrong with saying “I think I might have this” and taking steps to try and help yourself when you’re unable to see someone but that’s COMPLETELY different from self-dx (aka “I def have this” and actually increasing your symptoms because to have x you need to do y and you “have” x so you’ve caused yourself to do y in order to make yourself more valid subconsciously)

and she said:

“Dont shame people for trying to help themselves”

here’s the big one. I’m not shaming anyone for helping themselves. I’m shaming people for thinking they know BETTER than doctors who have attended AT A MINIMUM 11 years of post-grad school to learn how to diagnose someone. I have a problem with people who assume they can diagnose themselves when DOCTORS can’t even diagnose themselves properly and need to call in another physician for an outside opinion because your judgment will ALWAYS be clouded and you can create symptoms that you think you need to have subconsciously as we discussed previously.

furthermore HOW is self-dx helping anyone actually? you can’t go out and get a prescription with a self-diagnosis. your self-diagnosis could be DANGEROUSLY inaccurate and you could easily end up harming yourself further doing even the most basic thing to try and self-medicate. self-dx doesn’t help anyone it’s so insanely dangerous. and what’s worse is I constantly see pro-self-dxers convincing minors that it’s okay they’re “valid uwu” they “know themselves better than any doctor” and “if you go to a doctor they’ll just lie to you/say you don’t have it”

tl;dr self-dx is dangerous and not the same thing as thinking you might have something stop telling people especially minors that they can diagnose themselves because they literally can’t and you’re going to kill someone with this mentality

vexic929

cptsdwillgraham said: “the concept that if you go to a psychiatrist and say “i’m depressed” they will have you checked for all these things is hilarious. have you like. BEEN to a psychiatrist before”

yeah obviously they won’t check you for all these things but you know what they will check you for? LEGITIMATE depression/anxiety/what have you and most doctors WILL ask you if it’s a sudden onset and if it is they probably would ask you further questions to see if it could be something more serious (plus, you know, any basic doctor’s office will check you for a fever and check your blood pressure when you go in so that’s at least three things crossed off the list. have you like. BEEN to a doctor before)

and you know what else? even if that doesn’t happen if you’re being treated your progress will be kept track of and they’ll be able to tell if it’s something more serious that way. but you know what self-dx does? nothing. absolutely nothing.

vexic929

@vampiregirl2345 said “You didnt really clear anything up, tbh. And if you cant see how self dx is helpful, then i cant help you.” I suppose you do need basic reading comprehension to understand what I wrote, so sorry for overestimating you! won’t happen again! also, nice cop-out.

vexic929

@vampiregirl2345 said: “i do have “basic reading comprehension”. I was reading at a college level in sixth grade. Suggesting otherwise doesnt make your “point” anything more than repetitions of the same useless, old, debunked arguments.“ ah you see, here we have the basic “I wAs SmArT iN sIxTh GrAdE” reply which generally indicates a desperate need to be validated in their (former) intelligence. also, I need credible sources proving that my points were debunked. I was quite clear and concise in my replies, I only require the same. she also said something about her reply not being a cop-out but it is actually the very definition of cop-out being that she claims to have information that she is intentionally withholding because I said it was wrong. rather than try to convince me she “copped-out” determined that I would not understand and probably afraid that I’d prove her wrong.

vexic929

@vampiregirl2345 at it again with "Also the sources you need? All over tumblr, google, bing, etc. Why should i find sources you have access to and probably have seen, but refused to read?” You see, my dear, if you claim there is proof then it is your duty to provide the proof, that’s how arguments work. also, it wasn’t an insult, it was an educated observation based on your clear inability from your own comment to understand a word I wrote.

vexic929

@vampiregirl2345 guess you don’t really believe what you say, what a shame

baelatargaryen

Steve dealing with casualties vs. Tony dealing with casualties

zivitz

That’s because Steve is an actual trained soldier who has a couple of years of active combat during wartime under his belt, and Tony is a well intentioned rich dude in a fancy suit. It’s almost literally night and day, war v. peace. Steve has a much healthier perspective, to be honest, for their line of work.

fugayyyku

That’s…such a bad analysis.

Steve has an incredibly bad perspective for a peacetime officer. His whole perspective is that they try to save as many people as they can, but ultimately people die in the course of their ultimate goal: ending the “war”. Meanwhile Tony’s ultimate goal is to save people, that’s it. There is no ideology behind him truly, only the desire to save people’s lives.

There’s a scene in some generic foreign cop show, I can’t remember which, where an ex-soldier joins a precinct and on duty he and his partner chase down a perp. The perp is a violent offender and he runs down and alley and out into a street. There’s a few cars, a few pedestrians, but overall it’s not crowded. The ex-soldier has a shot on the perp, even though there’s a good few metres between them. He stops running, lines up his shot, and prepares to fire.

His partner stops him, shoves his gun down and screams at him for, well, they cut away but it’s implied a pretty freaking long time.

Because it’s not okay. There are different rules when you deal with civilians instead of soldiers. You do not have the freedom to make potentially lethal judgment calls. It doesn’t matter how confident this man was in his judgement, it’s not his judgement to make.

Police officers making judgment calls outside of what they should be allowed is literally every criticism against the police force you will find.

Soldiers do not make good law enforcement.

The real conversation in civil war is about needs. Is it peacetime? Then no, Steve can’t do whatever he wants. But is this wartime? Has the threat reaches critical that soldiers are needed, and are allowed to violate civilian rights in the name of restoring peace? Because then that’s different.

Literally a summation of civil war is that tony has the right perspective for a peacetime officer, while Steve has the right perspective for a wartime officer. It’s deciding what condition the world is in where the lines blur.

But please dear god don’t reduce iron man’s character to “a rich dude with good intentions”. Iron man’s character is so complicated people literally write papers on it.

miss-kitty-fantastico

“Tony has the right perspective for a peacetime officer, while Steve has the right perspective for a wartime officer.” This is the best analysis of their characters I have ever read!!!

hedgehog-goulash7

Reblogging for the last two comments. ON POINT.

maneth985

“Tony has the right perspective for a peacetime officer, while Steve has the right perspective for a wartime officer” is the best description of them I’ve ever read and is exactly why I both agree and disagree with both of them during Civil War, they both have good points but bad ways of going about it. You also have to consider that Steve went from a soldier in WW2 to relative peace time in XXI century (relative I mean because he fought in NY against Loki and his army then continued fighting as an Avenger), he doesn’t know how to not act as a soldier, Tony is a current civilian and acts as such, you can’t expect them to see eye to eye.

i-call-the-storm

Soldiers do not make good law enforcement. OK but this?? This part?? IS EXACTLY ONE OF THE REASONS WE’RE HAVING SUCH A SHITSHOW IN THE STATES WITH COPS SHOOTING EVERYONE. Way too many of them are ex-military who think everyone’s a bad guy who needs to be taken out. Like every unarmed black person is ISIL or something. It’s insane. We need to NOT have law enforcement agencies populated with former military. Like, you know, it used to be. Before the world got all fucked up.

maneth985

Exactly. And in countries such as Brazil the (right wing) government thought it would be a good idea to have militarized police (or the actual army) inforce “order”, all it created was chaos and many dead. And other countries such as mine have politicians trying to plant seeds on Twitter on how we NEED military police. Hell no.

cadenreigns

Using my incredibly precise psychological understanding trained by over 3 undergraduate college courses, I’ve surmised what everyone was thinking in this scene.

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unusual asks

1: Do you ever wish you were someone else?

2: What is your full name?

3: How old are you and how old do you get mistaken for?

4: Have you ever dyed your hair?

5: What’s your eye color?

6: Your opinion about your body and how comfortable you are with it

7: Do you have any tattoos or piercings?

8: What would you say is your best quality?

9: What are you really bad at?

10: What talent do you wish you had?

11: Are you nice to everyone?

12: What do you think about the most?

13: Things you like/dislike about yourself

14: What is your least favorite word?

15: What is your favorite word?

16: Are you more like your mom or your dad?

17: Would you ever smile at a stranger?

18: A reason you’ve lied to someone

19: Are you lying about anything right now?

20: Have you kissed someone older than you?

21: Do you believe in love at first sight?

22: Do you believe in soulmates?

23: Are looks important?

24: Opinion on relationship age differences

25: Would you date someone off the Internet?

26: Have you ever cried over a boy/girl?

27: Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

28: Anyone you’re giving up on right now?

29: Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

30: Have you ever liked your best friend?

31: How does someone win your heart?

32: What turns you on?

33: What turns you off?

34: Do you get jealous easily?

35: What is your definition of cheating?

36: Do you forgive betrayal?

37: Have you ever been cheated on?

38: Have you ever cheated on someone?

39: How often do you listen to music?

40: First concert you attended

41: Last movie you watched

42: Favorite type of movie

43: Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?

44: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

45: Do you fall in love easily?

46: Do you think people say I love you too much?

47: What’s your favorite holiday?

48: Are you a forgiving person? Do you like being that way?

49: Where’s the most magical place on earth?

50: What’s your “type”?

bob-belcher

Bohemian Rhapsody (2018)

hey Kev, how's it going? how was your day? :)

Ah it was rather boring to be honest, work and nothing much else, and work was pretty boring spent the day writing code to get the machine I'm developing to effectively draw a hollow circle... Yeah fun

hi hi! my day hasn't been so good so I'm trying to keep myself distracted. can I have peppermint tea & hibiscus tea please?

That would be my favourite gif at the moment as for song at the moment it's Witchdoctor by The Cartoons.... Because that 00s ear worm won't die .Thanks for the ask

spidderboy

fill up my askbox

tell me about your crush

gush over your boy/girlfriend

talk about your day

tell me your plans for the week

recommend some good music, movies, tv shows or books

ask me personal questions, invade my privacy

ask for advice

rant about whatever makes you happy or upset

send me your fav blogs

send me wyr, mlt, fmk, etc

whatever! just come talk to me!

its-teatime

You are in a café with me, what tea do you order?

1. Rosehip tea: Which book did you love when you were younger? 2. Oolong tea: Which book series could you read again? 3. Rooibos: What is one of you favourite books? 4. Strawberry tea: Tell me about your first kiss, if you had one. 5. Apple tea: Tell me about your first break up, if you had one. 6. Earl Grey: Which countries have you visited? 7. Chai: Where do you want to travel next? 8. Darjeeling: What languages do you speak? 9. Hop tea: Do you have a favourite tea? Which one? 10. Herbal tea: Which person would you chose to travel the world with? 11. Nettle tea: Are you jealous on a person? Why? 12. Ice tea: Do you miss somebody? Why? 13. Yellow tea: What shampoo do you use? 14. Peppermint tea: What is your favourite gif at the moment? 15. Ceylon tea: Do you have a song you like, but have bad memories with? 16. Hibiscus tea: What is a song you can always hear? 17. Flowering tea: What is a movie you can always watch? 18. Pu-erh tea: What is a book you can recommend to others? 19. Turkish tea: What is your favourite cake? 20. Green tea: What was the first movie you saw in a cinema? 21. Blueberry-Muffin tea: Tell me a memory, which makes you smile. 22. Panda tea: Do you have pets? Which one? 23. Butter tea: Show / Tell me about one thing i your room you find awesome. 24. Hot chocolate: Do you have (a) stuffed animal(s) sitting in your room? Which one(s)? 25. 24 flavors: What is your favourite word? 26. Jasmin tea: Can you draw / paint? Wanna show me something? 27. Kombucha: What do you order on a pizza? 28. Cloud tea: Which movie do you want to watch next? 29. Gunpowder tea: If you had the chance: would you go to space? 30. Matcha: Bonus question of you choice! I might answer…

latinandlattes

I love tea so much, this is such a perfect ask, so ask away!

sso-jacob-deactivated20190720

Ill answer when I wake up later 😄

daineic

Ask me stuff about Daine???

space-unicorn-dot

Ey, ask me :P I like these random little things

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themushr000m

a friendly reminder

that calling women of color exotic is

fucking racist

dehumanizing

othering

and not a fucking compliment

idrils

(x)

Rant time: how am I back in a position where I am utterly confused about my sexuality again... Seriously how the fuck, I get it like sexuality shouldn't be this complicated but it is so fuck it. I guess I'm still ace-ish but can't work out if I'm also bi/pan-ish or what the fuck-ish. Urgh just urgh so much urgh

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