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Game of Thrones Daily
Xuebing Du
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taylor price
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
noise dept.
Today's Document
tannertan36
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Janaina Medeiros
Discoholic 🪩
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Andulka
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@justletmedothis-blog1
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Repeat after me: Professional recordings of musicals are the key to the revival of musical theatre within popular culture
The USA are a hellscape
this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not
It’s my callin’
Baby, don’t you cry, don’t you cry
I’m fallin’ down through the sky
Toward the street that I’m from
Oh, Broadway, here I come…
And the last thing I hear
As the impact grows near
Is it a scream or a cheer?
Well, never mind, I’ll never find out
‘Cause Broadway, I am here
Well that’s a naughty word!
I don’t listen to panic! At the disco much but he seems like a fun guy to hang out with
At my show, he paused, looked around, and went “hey, you guys said it, not me” and held his hands up like he was the most innocent creature on planet earth. He’s pretty fun.
I don’t want to go.
first of all, how DARE YOU
I will reblog this until you’re all sick of me
I will never grow sick of this
what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.
I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.
16
26
28
35
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61
65
69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
70
72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation
73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue
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89 ;/
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151 - same as *73*
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163 :^)
Okay… I would just write ‘164′ here but… there’s no number 51. Did no-one notice this? How am I supposed to just let this pass without comment?!?!?
Great we have to start over now.
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3 Don’t fuck it up this time guys
4 Don’t fuck it up
5 we can do it!
6… now go!
7… why not?
I am so tempted to screw it up but
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9 this is for good luck guys. Work with us.
11 let’s keep it up!
12!
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22
You were supposed to write 23. Didja do that on purpose?
Start over.
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whoa boy
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“Natasha, that charming girl, I can’t believe my ears. So I am not the only man tied/chained to a bad woman! And Anatole, that stupid child, they’ll lock him up for years! For Anatole is a married man!” compilation
In order:
David Abeles (Kazino 2014)
Luke Holloway (Kazino 2014)
Josh Groban (Broadway 2017)
Okieriete Onaodowan (Broadway 2017)
Scott Stangland (Broadway 2017)
Dave Malloy (Broadway 2017)
ok thats clever
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
Interesting
I want to fucking die
pls explain im confused
Funny how sex is an irresistible human urge when a man rapes a woman but when a woman gets pregnant and wants an abortion she should have been smarter and thought twice before having sex if she didn’t want a child
My reblog speed tho -
So quick
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
[Audio transcription: I wanted to tell you one story. Uh. This is the story of the best meal I’ve ever had in my life, okay. Happened when I was eleven years old in Chicago, IL where I grew up. I went to a place called the Salt & Pepper Diner, uh, with my best friend John. We walk into the diner one day, and they had a jukebox there, okay? And the jukebox was three plays for a dollar. So we put in 7 dollars and selected 21 plays of of Tom Jones’s What’s New Pussycat. And then we ordered and waited.
Here’s the thing about when, uh, What’s New Pussycat plays over and over and over and over and over again. The second time it plays, your immediate thought is not ‘hey someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again.’ It’s ‘hey, What’s New Pussycat is a lot longer than I first thought. The third time it plays you’re thinking maybe someone’s playing What’s New Pussycat again. The fourth time it plays you’re either thinking ‘whoa someone just played What’s New Pussycat FOUR TIMES or at least someone played it twice, and it’s a really long song.’ So the fifth time is the kicker, alright?
Now, John and I we’re watching the entire diner at this point, alright? Most people have gotten wind as to what’s going on. And we’re staring at this one guy and he’s sitting in like a booth with his stupid kids jumping around, and he’s like staring at his coffee cup like this, and he’s been onto us since the beginning. And he’s sitting there, and his hand is shaking, and he had this look on his face like, aw, like he had just gotten his thirty day chip from anger management. And he’s staring like this, and the fourth song fades out. It’s dead quiet. Then, I don’t know if you know this, but the song begins very quietly…
BWAAAH BWAAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT and he goes GOD DAMN IT and pounds on the table, silverware flies everywhere, and it was fantastic. But a word about my best friend John and what a genius he was because when we first walked into the diner, okay? When we first got there and I’m punching in the What’s New Pussycats alright? I’ve punched in like 7 at this point then John says to me ‘hey hey hey before you punch in another What’s New Pussycat let’s drop in one It’s Not Unusual.’
Oh yes. That is when the afternoon went from good to great. After seven What’s New Pussycats. In a row - It played seven times. Suddenly - Dum da dum, IT’S NOT UNUSUAL and the sigh of relief that swept through the diner. People were so happy. It was like the liberation of France. You know for years scientists have wondered can you make grown men and women weep tears of joy by playing Tom Jones’s It’s Not Unusual and the answer is yes you can. Provided that it is preceded by seven What’s New Pussycats. It’s true. Dead honest.
And on the other hand. When we went back. Holy shit. It’s Not Unusual fade out. It’s dead quiet. BWAAAH BWAAAAH WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT people went insane. People went out of their minds. No one could handle it. No one could handle it. And they were surrounded by this seemingly indifferent staff that was just like ‘yup some crap as always.’
They unplugged the jukebox after eleven plays. And that was the best meal I ever had.]
reblogging again coz this time it has audio transcription (bless you) and it’s still forever hilarious omg
the kids are alright.
This is kinda perfect.
if anyone ever tries to tell u that racism/sexism/ableism/etc. are “natural” just show them this video
Those two that just could not come up with any differences! They were like “we both got glasses, both got these red sweaters, maybe we’re different heigh- nope we’re the same height… well shit we’re perfectly the same!”
Those kids were perfect
Reblogging for the two kids in red sweaters they were having such an hard time xD
Official petition for John Mulaney to guest on Brooklyn 99 as a cop modeled after JJ Bittenbinder
ONE OF MY FAVORITE COLD OPENS EVER
I laughed out loud in Starbucks because of this
This is a masterwork of storytelling which is also a rollercoaster from beginning to end.
pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole
