Am I Alive?

50% Zombie, 50% Robot, 100% Dad

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[catchymemes]

Dadsplaining: Video Game Edition

[scraps-aka-amber]

“middle aged in 2018 got it” I can verify that this is true

[nyledimarco]

‪Kindergarteners learned to sign “Happy Birthday” song to Deaf custodian, Mr. James.‬

‪And he was surprised 😭‬

[just-shower-thoughts]

Overcoming addiction is basically proving that you’re smarter than your brain.

[ithelpstodream]

[i-want-spankings]

I totally expected to hate this 😂

[snorlaxatives]

good morning cruel world

[the-little-engine-that-couldnt]

Don’t you mean goodbye?

[snorlaxatives]

no i meant good morning. this world may be cruel but i’m still kickin’

[fishyfellow]

This really cheered me up

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[miles-b-morales-deactivated2026]

I aint risking it.

[hiscutewittlekitty-deactivated2]

10 10 10

[apocalyptotyler]

Always reblog money cat

[h-el-l-deactivated20200408]

my plan B for everything is to die before it happens

[shuubass]

[daddy6x-deactivated20180305]

Reblog the money Rihanna to bring Benjamins your way 

[darkcocosb-blog]

Reblog. Reblog!!!!

[chachingchocolateting]

Shit been going good lately let’s make it even better

[hellothisisangle]

More rain please

[kaijutegu]

I just found out that my gecko’s tail works on my phone's touch screen, so I'm gonna let her make a text post and let autocorrect interpret her words.

Funks go e y y man kill zucchini angst

[vetmedirl]

the gecko has spoken

[randomman562]

So

The past few nights I’ve been drinking unhealthy amounts of coffee, especially for someone with a heart problem, because I’m officially terrified to sleep again. I have constant nightmares... Repetitive nightmares every night. I haven’t felt this was since I was a kid but it’s back and it worse than before. I know I deserve this because the nightmares are caused from something I did. I know I fucked up and I’m trash but I can’t shake them. I can’t stay asleep for more than an hour because they wake me up and each time I’m in tears. I’m fucking exhausted and I guess I just needed to rant a little. If you read this thanks for your time and sorry for wasting it with my bullshit drama

[crrocs]

What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook

[rock10zxa]

[underworldfire]

I will reblog anytime I see this

[babyanimalgifs]

OH MY GOD

[prideprejudce]

guys i am in TEARS

[estradoll]

Holy shit that’s wild

[note-a-bear]

Susan, please

[lionjei]

[just-shower-thoughts]

You know you’ve made it when you can be assassinated instead of just killed.