[98izzark4]

[the-memedaddy]

Me_irl

[pepperandpals]

Reminder

[weenieastrology]

the signs texting

[fuckyahumor]

starts a conversation then never replies: SAGITTARIUS, libra

takes like 5 years to text back: capricorn, aries, aquarius

reads ur message but forgets to reply: taurus, pisces, cancer, leo

starts a conversation and tries to make it last: virgo, gemini, scorpio

[trainingseasons]

Friendly reminder that this blog is pro-choice and if you don’t think a woman should have full control of her own body, then kindly unfollow me right now and go to hell

[just-shower-thoughts]

The argument “Would you have liked to be aborted” Anti-Aborters use is losing it’s purpose with the millenials and their inherent desire of dying

[writersshock-deactivated]

I’m writing my novel in fifth person, so every sentence starts with “I heard from this guy who told somebody...”

[autumngracy]

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Mother nature:

[summersweeet]

[divinespairings]

― Richelle Mead

[just-shower-thoughts]

The lobsters on board the Titanic sure caught a lucky break.

[buzzfeeduk]

[jerryterry]

[mgs3pe]

[the-rice-cat-deactivated2021070]

oh god this is too much of a mood

[gobblechopstv]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

starbucks barista: ive got a caffe mocha for… “russian spy”?

everybody: [remains seated and eyes each other suspiciously]

barista [throwing his CIA badge at the floor in defeat]: dammit i thought for sure that would work

[nfkjfehlkfjlk-deactivated201806]

Memes that are funny in 2018 and 1958

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

who give a shit

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

this website has destroyed my fucking sense of humour like who do i share this with. who do i show this to. all of my friends are normal and i cant show my family anything i do online so just what the fuck where do i go from here

[randomshit-that-i-like]

u can send me any of this shit at any time and i will even thank u for it after  laughing my ass off

[weiweiweiweiweiweiweiwei]

[babelady]

when that seasonal depression hit someone add a pic im on mobile

[winduppup]

[randomshit-that-i-like]