[rylandsgrace]

Rip met gala cockroach 😔

[zooophagous]

Piece against book banning. WIP.

[lycanthropicture]

i do think it's funny we call them neopronouns. imagine we did that with all new-ish words. "selfie" is a neonoun. "emailing"? neoverb.

[lycanthropicture]

people will be like "normalize neopronouns." ok we should call them. pronouns

[45percenterthen]

ted lasso bravely asks What if we spoonfed 16-30 year old men the concept of being a nice person . like when u hide your dogs heartworm medicine in a television show about football. and thats beautiful

[impressioniste-deactivated20121]

social graces in AC

[saiya-tina]

AC1: tiptoe meekly past someone and they drop all their worldly belongings in a giant crash and threaten to stab you in the face

AC2: brush lightly against someone’s back in a crowd and they insult your upbringing, your mother, your sister, and your dog

AC3: jump on a guy’s horse, push him off it, then ride back around and run him over with his own horse, and he just dusts himself off and says ‘Well that was uncalled for.’

[animentality]

Sorry guys, I just find this amusing.

They made a big deal about this 51% increase...

It's 59 police officers.

That means what, the year before it was 30?

Also totally random statistic with no relevance to the previous statistic:

[animentality]

[animentality]

[samissadagain-deactivated202506]

Pendant: A Couple and Death ca. 1490-1500, elephant ivory

Inscription: EN.MOI.VOVS.MIRES TES. Q.IE. SVI. SERES ("Recognize yourself in me, such as I am you will be")

[parkchanwoohoo]

[bisexualize]

[miwtual]

Okay, ladies! Let’s do this!

BARBIE (2023) dir. Greta Gerwig

[hineway]

you know what day it is?

THATS RIGHT, ITS WATERMELON WOLF WEDNESDAY

AWOOOOOOOOO

[spyder-on-the-wall]

[teaboot]

You are not paying your workers to do their job with a smile. You are paying your workers not to jump over the counter and strangle the most insufferable people alive. Do you understand

[teaboot]

Don't think of it as "$20 an hour for unskilled entry-level work".

Think of it as "$20 an hour for a human being to spend 2,080 hours a year locked in a building with smug, arrogant, entitled bastards who they could- without much effort- drown in a public toilet"

[teaboot]

Everyone has within them a level of desperation which could compel them to perform unspeakable acts and for the low low price of a basic living wage plus dental I will hold closed the gates of hell itself and make a cheeseburger with no cheese for order #652

[sixpenceee]

“The tube on the left is my wife’s and cost 80 dollars with insurance, the tube on the right is from our vet for our dog and cost 20. They are perfectly identical.”  

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[sixpenceee]

How traditional bangles are made in Rajasthan, India | source