Random Thoughts

Just some random shit.

[meme-theft]

[2spleenz]

oh myGOD i wasn’t ready

[letsdpsomepussy]

This little bird knows how to party! 😂😂😂

[randomshizzles]

Toothpaste is basically mouth soap, which makes toothbruses loofahs

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[randomshizzles]

Can we talk about how Andromeda is the chained princess constellation? JKR is a fucking genius.

[harrypotterconfessions]

I’m so relieved Jo Rowling confirmed that there won’t be a Cursed Child movie.

[thebestofyoutube]

Hahah so savage 😂😂

[harrypotterconfessions]

At 12, Draco laughed at the idea of the heir of Slytherin killing Hermione. At 14, he taunts Hermione that she might be sexually assaulted by a group of adult death eaters at the world cup. Why do people pair them together? I just don’t understand how anyone who likes Hermione and wants her to be in a happy and healthy relationship could think that she would be happy with Draco.

[randomshizzles]

Exactly!!

[randomshizzles]

So, I'm watching Shrek 2 and it made me think... what happened to Dragon when Donkey drank the Happily Ever After potion? Did she also turn into a horse? If so, that must have been some confusing shit for her, poor dear.