whimsical longings

Just a weirdo who's obsessed with YR and hates fascism

[triassictriserratops]

so we kid about Shane and baby's first chirp, but Shane IS a good chirper! He IS.

"So what, just a bunch of Finnish guys talking about the cousins they're in love with?" - Sideswipe at Finland for no reason! Presenting this grade a chirp to his crush like a penguin with a pebble! 1221/10 blowjob worthy chirp

"You'll look great in silver, Vaughny, don't even stress." The bro-yness! The swagger! 12/10 - excellent chirp!

"Jeez, Hayden, you wanna get me pregnant too? I don't think I'm ready. I think I've still got some good hockey left in me." The chirp that launched 1000 mpreg fics. 81/10

The point here is that Shane is:

☝🏽funny

and

✌🏽bitchy

and I think it's important that we remember that!

[larkral]

Let us not forget:

(Buffalo is terrible) "Yeah, and their team sucks too." - 67/10, inspired a very bad dtr/frottage/first name drops/tuna meltdown.

[triassictriserratops]

EXACTLY

Shane is a bitchy jock and i LOVE him for it.

Like, sure, Ilya is going to bounce on the balls of his feet and tell Scott that the sound coming from his knees keeps making Ilya think the ice is cracking

But Shane???

Shane is going to lean in and say "my dad uses H-45 Just For Men and the shade looks really natural. I can get you the link if you want."

Ilya says the shit that makes Scott want to punch him in the face.

Shane says the shit that makes Scott wake up at 3:16 am, shaking Kip awake "baby, kip, wake up, kip - are my grays really noticable? no, Kip, this can't wait. Turn on the light, Kip are my gr-"

[neds-bastard]

Ilya makes people mad.

Shane makes people insecure.

[blond-shell]

HEATED RIVALRY GIF MEME ➤ [1/2] relationships

[paperdollinsane]

Kiss kiss

[starvalisedham]

Young Royals as Works of Art (84/?)

Studies for "Gassed" by John Singer Sargent

[samehere-onlyone]

I love you or as Ilya Rozanov would say:

[silent-insanities]

I think I'll love you in this lifetime and the next.

[all-class-darling]

[hutsonwoolyums]

There’s just something about desperate-for-it Ilya watching Shane do yoga. He’s lying on his back on the floor, head on Shane’s yoga mat while Shane stretches and bends above him, groaning and pleading like, “Just let me touch you, sweetheart. I only need a little.” It’s driving him crazy that Shane is sweating and trembling and bending over but it’s because of yoga and not him. But Shane’s just like, “Not til I’m finished, ok? I need to focus.” And Ilya groans and swears and he’s adjusting himself where his shorts have gotten tight and, ok, maybe Shane starts to chub up too, but when Ilya reaches for him he’s like, “No, Ilya. I mean it.” So Ilya’s just lying there, aching and grumbling while he watches Shane do Warrior 1.

[raincitygirl76]

And Shane is totally torturing Ilya on purpose here. He deliberately wore his sluttiest yoga outfit, knowing Ilya would come watch. And get turned on, and end up losing his cool and begging for it. On the outside, Shane is as cool as a cucumber, focusing on his workout. On the inside, he’s counting down until he can finish all his poses and then pounce on Ilya.

[handsywoman]

that man was all up in shane’s crease

[abutterflyobsession]

me: I will do things when I am less tired

me: *never becomes less tired*

me: oh no

[thatwritergirlsblog]

I have never seen anything more accurate in my life

[ferosfer]

reupload of the lams wedding request i posted earlier, i had to fix some stuff :)

lore: the “joke”-wedding was the idea of the other aides bc they wanted an excuse/occasion to have a nice afternoon drinking and celebrating out in the sun lmao

[lenexathinks]

So smiley 😆

[mina-logan]

Some art about coffee and certainly nothing else

[kruemel8]

[dragonmuse]

Ilya and Shane are both people that other people ascribe attributes to constantly. They are told what they are like by everyone around them. Both of them, to some extent, conform to those expectations.

I think the love story starts in the ways they don't try to define each other. They're curious about each other. Shane's million and one questions, Ilya's prodding (which are also kind of questions, his constant provocation a way to say 'show yourself to me').

Ilya laughs when Shane comes out to him because of course he knows that Shane is gay, but he never told Shane that. He never ascribed that word to him. When Ilya tries to ascribe someone else's word to himself (I'm lazy), Shane corrects him immediately.

They scrape the labels off each other that other people have stuck there.

[depsidase]

[eorzean-cabbage]

You like hurt/comfort because you like the idea that someone will comfort you when you are in pain.

[holisticfansstuff]