Second to command, first to protect.

local angle space ranger decides to stick to a crew this time, we'll see how it goes || FNS Skizzleman rp acc ||

[rangerskizz]

[Click.. whiiirrrr]

..Here we go! Gosh, it has been a minute since I've used this.. uh, honestly, I kinda forgot I had this.. but it's beeeenn-

[Small pause]

I don't even know how many days- I stopped counting, but I've become the charter for our ships course and often the person that takes people's tasks when they can't do them.. and I've become pretty close with a lot of the crew! I really like it here..

...I'm not sure if they've figured out what I am.. but that'll be a secret....

[Silence]

I mean- it's not like it's bad.. just.. not something I would say I am.. but.. I think this crews gonna last a while.... I don't know, they just seem to enjoy being here.. on another note, jokes made me this bracelet! I looked it up, i- I think it's called a fish tail? I have no idea what it's made of, or how he got my wrist size- but I really like it!..

It's late.. I should sleep before someone comes in here and drags me to bed-...

Ranger skizz, signing off..

[Whiiirrrr.. click]

[miroheyskanen]

Radu 😅 the hug was soft tho

09.04.2020 | stars @ avs | r2, gm 7

[ladders1]

does the crew know I'm still alive :/

[rangerskizz]

Unfortunately

[dr-mr-joker]

It has come to my attention that licking the mystery fluid was a mistake.

If anyone needs me my eyes are spirals and I'm going to flush myself down the toilet.

Weeee.

[rangerskizz]

Wha- JOKER NO-

TANGOOO JOKER DID SOMETHING AGAIN!—

@cpt-tango-tek

[cpt-tango-tek]

He's fine. He is merely experiencing the consequences of his actions.

[dr-mr-joker]

you're literally the worst.

i hate u

..

....

.....

I want hot chocolate 😭

[rangerskizz]

*sigh*... here, how 'bout this jokes. We take you do med bay, then we can get some hot chocolate.

Just- don't do that again- l

[dr-mr-joker]

Thoughts

sometimes when you dream, your dream might be reality.

and sometimes, if someone you know attacks you in said dream, it might be reality.

or you dreamed the attack and attacked back irl for no reason. I am sharing this to spread awareness about unsupervised sleep-fighting. ......

[dr-mr-joker]

It has come to my attention that licking the mystery fluid was a mistake.

If anyone needs me my eyes are spirals and I'm going to flush myself down the toilet.

Weeee.

[rangerskizz]

Wha- JOKER NO-

TANGOOO JOKER DID SOMETHING AGAIN!—

@cpt-tango-tek

[neon-glowing-rainbow-stims]

🔵 ~ Orbeez ~ 🔵 (MonsterX)

(Credit this post if you use pls!)

[dr-mr-joker]

do you think they go "slurrrrp... POP" when you eat them?

[ladders1]

Yes #slurp #pop

[rangerskizz]

Why... why would you even eat them? Do I need to tell Tango again??

[dr-mr-joker]

As a wise man once said, knitting is for all ages.

[ladders1]

☝️

[dr-mr-joker]

Help.

Tango chased me down the WHOLE SHIP

[cpt-tango-tek]

And I'd do it again!

[dr-mr-joker]

GET A HOBBY?!!!

Start knitting or smth old man.

[rangerskizz]

What is happening with you two?? 😭

[kivcraft]

[zagreuses-toast]

modern day who’s on second

[official-lucifers-child]

“me saw who! me saw who!!!”

[wolfwarrior142]

I cannot stop watching this video. It’s fucking hilarious and I’ve watching it’s approximately 20 times already

[dr-mr-joker]

WHAT????

[ladders1]

yawns. Good morning! 😃🌅🌇🌞😛

[ladders1]

EMERGENCY MEETING!!1!

i vented adn im so sorry (pronounved sorey not sarry bc im nrmal)

[rangerskizz]

Um, okay? Etho, are you good?

[ladders1]

I was cleaning the vent and i fell in tjenvent and i ended up in electrical imm so sorry pls dont get me off 🥺🥺🥺

[rangerskizz]

Okay, it's okay. How 'bout we get you to bed? It's late anyways.

[ladders1]

idont need sleep. I am immune to sleep. I have adapted to the rhythms of deep spa💤

[rangerskizz]

... yeah.. okay man.. let's get you to bed..

[ladders1]

EMERGENCY MEETING!!1!

i vented adn im so sorry (pronounved sorey not sarry bc im nrmal)

[rangerskizz]

Um, okay? Etho, are you good?

[ladders1]

I was cleaning the vent and i fell in tjenvent and i ended up in electrical imm so sorry pls dont get me off 🥺🥺🥺

[rangerskizz]

Okay, it's okay. How 'bout we get you to bed? It's late anyways.

[ladders1]

EMERGENCY MEETING!!1!

i vented adn im so sorry (pronounved sorey not sarry bc im nrmal)

[rangerskizz]

Um, okay? Etho, are you good?

[cheese24k]

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

[leradny]

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

[quasarkisses]

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

[emilyelizabethfowl]

i love it so much every time i see it

[official-aquarium-gravel]

“ugh stupid gravity” 

[bruh-moment-dot-jpeg-deactivate]

IM FUXKING CSHAKING

[perfectlyhopeless]

I haven’t seen this post on my dash in *years* bless this

[flootzavut]

Bless, this is absolutely amazing

[mxbuster]

I love this. It’s so gestural and he’s so exasperated about gravity.

[spacepsychologist]

The perfect comedic timing of the NASA logo.

[neon-glowing-rainbow-stims]

💚💜 ~ Green and Purple Chemistry ~ 💜💚

🧪...🧪...🧪

[dr-mr-joker]

ME!! ITS MEEEE!!

[cpt-tango-tek]

Just please don't drink any more of this stuff, man...

[dr-mr-joker]

oh- listen I was not the one drinking it! Who says it wasn't you taking a sneaky slurp every now and again while you look over my shoulder?! @space-capt-skizz EEEE

help the captain is trying to blame meeeeeeeee

[rangerskizz]

Well- they kinda do go missing everytime you get them- but I don't think you drink them.

Tango- you better not be trying anything either, none of this is for drinking!

[dr-mr-joker]

'dont feed this stuff to anything'

But what if I feed it to endless he should be fine 🤔🤔🤔🤔

[rangerskizz]

No- don't feed and/or give it to ANYTHING