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Where You Find Amusing Things. Things Of Interest. Positivity. Joy. Creativity. And More. Additionally, Ran$om Regal Artistry And Updates. RansomRegal.com

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Please don't getcha ya baby mama immortalized wit dis vernacular. "#AsSoonAsMyCockCrow #ImOutBeforeCockCrow #YaGuhlMadeMyCockGrow...#AteItLikeAhCockCrow." #Bahz. #All1stVesre.

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It's Friday, so...Fuck Yo Couch. #Mood. @anteup_duality #Itunes #GooglePlay #Tidal #Spotify #YaMamasCrib... #Search #AnteUp #Duality #Youtube #FuckYoCouch #SurelyTheLinkIsInHisBioAsWell

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I drink #Gators #Tears out of #vintage #Glasses. #WhatchuKnowBoutDat

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Had this on chill all night to celebrate the extermination of those #Gaytors. #Noles #NolesNation #FSU #FSUFootbball #Goodnight #Gators. My Pagnay of choice in them #Tallahassee #Days & #Nights. #Moet #NectarImperial #NectarCollector

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#Grill #Jerk #Cod #Salmon #Cat #Swai #Veggies #HowSway #Late #Night #Early #Morning #Grilling #Til #Snow #Maybe #Beyond, #Fire #Taste #Good. #Inbetween #TBT #FBF. #Salad #And #Wrap #Food.

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The #Gza said it. #ChicagoCubsAintNothingToFuckWit #WuTang

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#HipHop #Hypocrite? #CosPlay #BillCosby #RasKass #Lyrics

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Zika Virus Chicago

Zika Virus sound like a disease that came from Sharzika, the one from the Ickes, who smashed all dem Stateway niggas who all had baby mamas from the Taylor's whom of which had side niggas at Rockwell's & Henry Horner's. Then Sharzika ended up moving to Parkway last summer, got bit by a low income housing mosquito... and voilà. A new disease is born. Epidemic O Block.

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From the set...

Jan. One. 2016. #BullsVsKnicks #Frontin’ #GottaKeepItPimpin #GottaKeepItPippen #6RingsButLowKeyOnHowiBallOverRhythms

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Pissmiss: A Modern Tale Of The Man Who Cancelled Christmas.

Wanna hear a Christmas story? No? Here it goes. Setting: Christmas Eve, 2015, 2:21pm, Building. So, I gotta relieve my Blatter like a mufucka(How all Tales of Christmas begin), and I hurriedly walk into the bathroom of where I pick up some money at. I bump into an acquaintance of mine that I work closely with from time to time. He spots me walking in as he turns from the urinal, and as he walks pass to exit says, "Reggiiieee, have a Merry Christmas buddy." *Slaps me on the shoulder and grip.* then exits the restroom. No. Hand. Washing. In the meantime, as I never break stride, I say, is it really? Is it really(Insert Pissman's government name). As I stand at the stall, fire hosing the urinal walls looking at my piss dampened shoulder mumbling repeatedly, "This nigga just cancelled Christmas, he really just killed Christmas...". And thinking, "I thought this shit only happened in movies, or on sitcoms. WTF". "Pissmiss: A Modern Tale Of The Man Who Cancelled Christmas" Thee End. Synopsis: This nigga(white) treated the shoulder of my hoodie like it was a wet wipe. Side Note: I've seen him not wash his hands after using the bathroom before, and by before I mean at least 11 times. He's a HaBITCHual Hand Haborerer of germs & whatever his dick juice carries.

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My exact thoughts in this picture you may wonder, "#MerryChristmas... #bitch." #IfYouKnewMeThenYouKnowThisToBeATameQuote. #IAintWannaMakeNoPussassOrnament #ChristmasOrnament #Art #ArtClass #iMadeThis #SappyHeauxladays #HappyHolidays

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Christmas Wit #DJKhaled #NickiMinaj You Smaaart! #HaveAnotherOne #BuyYourMotherAHouse #WeTheBest

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That one time. Vegas. Feet up. Oct. 2015. #MGMSignature. Sprite dirty. #BecauseJackDaniels

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This shit is amazing. #AllPunsIntended

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Rest In P! #NowPlaying #NP

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#ThatPowerU #ifYouThrewItUpInTheAirItWouldTurnIntoSunshine #WhenTheSunShinesThroughADressAndMakesItTransparent #wtsstadamit #MinusTheDress #WtSSTaDaMiTWednesday

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#PAWGproblems #BackHistoryMonth #MorningRun