Sparkle all the way

[complexityissimple]

*spoilers for tcf part 2 chap 389*

Biggest bullshitter, even towards himself

[calehateslemon]

[🍋❄️ repost]

Aren't you cold, Calenim??

[ransomsparklesona]

My first artfight attack! Pssst.... Im on team comedy (Starling_zee) , join uss.....

[heademptyjustptysie]

Cale Henituse foolproof method of getting people to trust you: yo, want some bread

[demilypyro]

god I wish I were a perfect emotionless entertainment machine

[demilypyro]

fuck. okay yeah fine I get it

[demilypyro]

[skylerskyhigh]

To anyone following me for either my writing or my art, and is wondering how I am doing;

I have not seen the sun in a couple of weeks.

My diet consists of the most university coded monstrosities ever seen.

And I switch between manic productivity and depressive slumps according to the rise and fall of the sun, in reverse.

Not sure when I'll start writing again but cheers! Hope you can forgive me for that. Oh, and all the asks and messages you sent, thank you! I wish I have the energy to reply to them but know that I am aware of their existence and i appreciate it. Thank you moots!

[penguin-stars]

New illustrations from the TWN edition

[complexityissimple]

*spoilers for tcf part 2 chap 396*

WE are all crying 🥹

[dogpuppy]

[caleshairtie]

Alberu do be having quite a bit of trust issues and an unreliable narrator problem of his own, Istg.

[thombalan]

[sleep-never-heard-of-her]

MY BABIES!! I MISSED YOU

[arcadiamln]

An alternate universe where Rosalyn drives a motorcycle.

There will be a small double-sided swap card.

[pankendev]

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

[blueteller]

RETROSPECTION

Me, at the beginning of reading TCF: Huh, what a relatable MC! Just a normal guy who wants to retire

Me, roughly 150 chapters later: ...Wait a minute. This guy was totally BSing me wasn't he?? He's definitely not normal, and he's a bleeding heart in denial!

Me, hundreds of chapters later: ...Cale is a lying liar who lies. What do you mean MONSTER APOCALYPSE-!?

Me, around 560th chapter: ...This troll. This absolute gremlin. He surived ALL THAT at 20 and he claims to be just a normal dude-?? ...Aaand he's accidentally spreading his cult again

Me, at end of Part 1: Heck yeah multiverse here we come! Cale you idiot sandwich you're gonna become a god next aren't you

Me in Part 2: ...Cale. Sweetie. Why are you making Clopeh in charge of your PR. Your church will span multiple dimensions at this rate.

Me in recent chapters: ...Oh, so you mean when you claimed you were "just a normal guy" back then, it was a deliberate lie you brainwash yourself with every morning? To forget you are a human version of A FREAKING NUKE?? ...It all makes sense now.

Cale, literally clinging to his sanity like a "hang in there" cat poster: I am just a normal guy. In no shape or form I'm protagonist material. I definitely don't have powers that could make me self implode the moment I decide to be a hero and sacrifice myself. I AM JUST A NORMAL MAN

[cale-thames]

Why do you prefer og!Cale as the older brother in twin fics?

There are 4 reasons:

1. OgCale is canonically 4 years older than KrsCale.

2. I enjoy the "cheerful older brother & quiet younger brother" trope.

3. KRS could NEVER have too many hyungs.

4. OgCale deserves to be the Hyung he never got the chance to be.

[complexityissimple]

*spoilers for tcf part 2 chap 402*

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