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#FOHwiththatbullshit.#Fuckyouall. We are the superheroes of this era, the vigilantes, who are calling out the fuckery that gets passed as "dope" these days. The one Tumblr you never wanna be posted on. And we dont take money to remove posts either. Keep it intelligent, hoe ass, jackin ass, fraud ass, non-bars havin ass niggas.

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Tyga: He says alot of words, but at the same time, he says nothing. If there was an award for combining the most cliches across the board, while offering nothing to anyone, ever, (other than his same old tired ass flow where he brags about stunting and eating pussy) Tyga would have it above his fire place. The problem with Tyga is he is a composite of every club/trap rapper ever. And its getting really old. The day Tyga makes a song about something- (and we're not saying something concious, or intelligent, or anything related to Malcolm X or the Civil War or fighting the power etc....just SOMETHING. Like, a "topic of his choice" for instance.) We will DIE.  This tired ass fraud is still kicking, living off Wayne and Birdman like a 2nd string QB. Occasionally they let him go in, and when he gets his shot, he manages the game, doesnt rock the boat, hands off easy shit you'd expect and sticks to his comfort zone of bragging about hoes. The "big booty bitches" in his videos are the equivalent of having an all pro defense to bail his ass out. Eventually his lack of anything real will result in a trade, to a lesser label, and he'll be E-One's generic "swaggy high yellow pervert".  If you wanna know who Tyga really is, watch this link- ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXfQ25TJiGw) why this hasnt ruined his BS way worse is a testament to YMCMB and Cash Money's paper and connections, IE- throwing money at things to keep them quiet.

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Brain Dead Version Of Iggy Azalea Starts New Genre: "HeroinTrap"

This is fucking infuriating. You'll be mad at us, for soiling your good vibes today thus far. However, here's the save...there's a special way to watch this which makes it hella entertaining. 

After you play half of the first "verse" if you make it that far- mute this shit.

Then when it's muted, start yelling in your best Rick Flair voice things like: "Dance for dis heroin hoe!! Whoo!! Come and get allllllll this diesel! Oh yeah bitch! Dance for the dope! Hell yeah! Get your life out the trailer park and into the limelight! Come and earn dis dope trick!! Work it fiend work it!!"

Its a way better experience that way.

Her name is Bunny Clinton. Because the name "Iggy Azalea" was already taken.

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The RD Fam Is Back For You, The Lovers Of Hiphop.

We're back with a vengeance. Say no more, doe. 

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WORST RAPPER OF ALL TIME Award Nominee

Just watch this. I cant say much more. 

  Fuck you nigga. 46 seconds in makes me shiver with scumchills. 

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THE NBA ON TNT #BESTMOMENTEVER

"WE'RE ALL BLACK FRIENDS" SAYS WHITE ANCHOR ERNIE JOHNSON JR.

  So this video is great for 2 reasons.

Roy Hibbert goes off on media and shows his black nuts to the reporters, claiming the Pacers are the real deal, drops the F Bomb and lets niggas know e not shook of Bron Bron and the Miami Heat. Clearly. His team sonned Miami last night to force a game 7 on south beach. 

and for the second even better reason...

White anchor of "The NBA On TNT" Ernie Johnson Jr, (aka Elevator Ernie, and Smoove E as his co-hosts dubbed him) whilst breaking up another play beef and arugment between Shaq and Sir Charles says "easy, alright easy easy,..come one fellas, we're all black friends here." 

YES ERNINE. You da muhfucking man. You and Roy Hibbert needa do a porn where you fuck Chris Bosh wife.

Some one gotta do it. 

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OLD ASS TREND-HOPPING, DICK RIDER "DJ" CLINTON SPARKS DROPS NEW TAPE IN HONOR OF HIS 400TH BIRTHDAY!

It's funny how a man, who's basically been in the game for 400 years if you look at this niggas face ( the fact Sparks says he's in his early/mid 30s on his social media accounts is hilarious.) uses the drop and tage line "GET FAMILIAR".

Broooo, in 400 years of you having your beak baking in the sun aging like a Haitian voodoo head, if niggas did NOT become familiar already, you know, over the 40 generations that have passed since you met turn tables, they will not be now. 

This dude is a hiphop parasite. A VIRTUAL NOBODY whos done irrelevant things but keeps hanging on, charging rich kids and hood dudes alike for mixtape features, selling other ppls beats to major labels and passing them off as his own, and bragging about the glory days of working on the E! Network and New England radio stations.

He just stays alive by trend hopping. Hiphop, then dancefloor pop and more Top 40 clubby shit, now he doing dubstep/EDM wave type shit.

  He's not the "Poor Mans Diplo"- Hes a Poor Man who's dipped to a new low being in the EDM lane.

And clearly, he's trying to be like DJ Khalid and put out his own joints with features on them. Judging by his last track "Gold Rush" with 2 Chainz and Macklemore (who, despite both their solid guest spots, the track is a major L) he's got a short shelf life doing this shit.

Back in your coffin Count Sparks.

Stick to dj-ing college parties in Boston, Clinton. Shit aint for you. 

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"I WHIP MY PENIS OUT" - Cesar Green

If this isnt the song of the year, and if this video doesnt win an Academy Award, I will never listen to one note of music ever again. For as long as a nigga lives. Dead ass.

Sparknotes On This:

- The hook is "I whip my penis out and then I put it in her mouf"

-After further research on dude, we discovered this is NOT a joke track. Cesar Green is dead serious. Nigga is just about whipping his penis out, and he aint sorry for it. #KeepingItReal

- His other song and video on his Youtube is called "Hallelujah"- and YUP, it's about finding your own spirituality, doing right on earth, and calling out the pastors that are driven by greed.

- The intro to the joint, where he's talking- is HILARIOUS!!! It sounds like an instructional video almost you'd watch at like a Job Corps training. "If you're with a girl, and you tryna have sex- you know what you gotta do? Whip your penis out, and put it in her mouf." Its that easy, America.

-So lets recap, nigga makes "deep" tracks about religion and social consciousness  and the follow up single is about how he puts his crank in random girls mouths.

  The remix should feature a Diddy pre hook where he says "Dont leave your mouth round me, true penis for real, true penis for real, uh-huh-huh-huh-huh. Bad Boy."

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Rosenberg Takes A MASSIVE L This A.M With Nicki Shitting On His Soul.

  Warning: If you are not a fan of castration, do not press play.

So in short, Nicki roasts Peter Rosenberg like a Memorial Day pig. Honestly, this hurts to watch. Nicki, who we at RD have a love hate relationship with, EATS THIS NIGGAS FOOD. There are so many fuckin' one liners in here directed at Rosenberg's "over-opinionated-rich Maryland-kid-from-an-upper-class-backpacking" ass that it's like watching your favorite hockey team get 15 goals scored on them. 

Blow the whistle ref, this shit over.

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Teenage Tyga Dickrider Makes 8th Grade Prom Anthem For White Girls In Yoga Pants. Nigga Is Clearly Still Virgin. Awful Bars On Track From Rebecca Black's "Friday" Producer. 

  Way to go Tyga, you fraudulent ass high yellow asshole- you made a clone. This clone, named Juston Kace (mad witty right? Nigga should been named Juston Cydem) 

Track, poor. Beat, predictable. Video, CREEPY. In the same way Rebecca Black's legendary "Friday" video was. Like young ass kids in the club doing sexually suggestive dances. As a grown man of 24, I would be arrested if my dick got chubby watching this. It's embarrasing. And the whole content line is semi blurred too..like is this a safe "Kidz Bop" song, for the middle school dances, or is this like a young man letting it go for the big time and really loves 15 year old white chics in cameltoe pants? 

I blame Tyga for this shit. Are we the only niggas in the game that feel uncomfortable when this clown says "bands will make her dance" and the camera shot cuts away to a 7th grade looking white girl jiggle off beat??

No way. Cant be. 

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HOT 97's Boss RAILS Riff Raff On Air To The Point Of Viciousness. And he is 100% right. RAP DUMPSTER CERTIFIED. 

Hot 97 has long been considered the voice of real NYC rap. Period. Recently backlash against the staff there, and especially jock Rosenberg has taken them down a few pegs, but still, to many people, Hot 97 IS the audio temple of hiphop broadcasting from the Mecca. That being said, love or hate their personal opinions and tendencies to be "hiphop purists" if you will, program director E Bro just FANNED Riff Raff after he appeared on the show last week for an interview. This is a ROASTING for the ages, and honestly, we agree. 

At some point this slithering coonery of Riff Raff must end, because, as you can see by some of our recent RD posts, white rappers are emulating his clown ass. And the line between "real art" or "thinly veiled entertainment" gets more and more blurred, and the overall ending is we are, as a genre and culture, at a loss because of it. A younger generation has no idea what the real shit even is anymore.

We are not haters at all. And we're sick of being accused of hating. We dont give two dog dicks who has the most money, who got the biggest watch, who got the illest rental car in the video etc etc. And this is the enigma of hiphop as opposed to other genres. Rock acts are judged on the level of talent, creativity, instrumentation, performance, content, lyric writing etc etc. NOT who has the biggest tour bus. Who fucked the most groupies, and who has the biggest fucking watch. The prob is that most people now dont understand the difference between the MUSIC and the artist's other elements and affairs or possessions. Its fucked up. 

Making you "laugh" doesnt mean your a dope artist. At all. But because Riff Raff makes 14 year olds giggle and snicker he's considered dope. Compared to other current great rappers like J Cole, Lupe, Kanye, Wale etc. Come on son. But guess what, hiphop didnt help itself at all the last decade or so. And further blurring the line between art/music/creative craft etc and materialism is Riff Raff, because he has jewels, he is dope. That is NOT AT ALL what hiphop is about! It never was! Somewhere along the line it became a very large element, and lesser minded people, who lack education and knowledge anyway, see other retards with a platform and think this is what it is. Hence the Riff Raff copy cat army now emerging from the suburbs.

We are PROUD Hot 97 took a stand for the integrity of hiphop- which means alot coming from the cocksucking world of radio. E Bro has 100% redeemed himself for the Nicki Minaj circus, and showed everyone that he deserves to be in the position he's in, and Riff Raff, on the flip, does not. 

We started Rap Dumpster because of shit just. like. this. period. 

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Love & Hiphop Slore Lore'l Brags About Getting Money While Getting Her Clam Eaten For Almost 10 Minutes. Makes Lil Kim Look Like Coretta Scott King.

  Classless bottom bitches are on the rise this year. This old broad went from crying on VH1's "Love & Hiphop" about NOT having money and getting shelved by her manager to making mob films where she's the boss lady. Its UNREAL. Bitch, do you think no one remembers your pathetic ass on the show? How you go from getting emo about your situation with your manager, to talking "lookin at my Rolley its about my time" and "I dont speak on bums, I got Ryan Seacrest funds". Sloosh, Seacrest is one of the most well paid niggas in media. I'd be surprised if you dont strip on the side or have a part time job in the mall. Here's some of the comments from the WSHH drop.

"Dont kno bout her music but she cud get dis dick"

"Fuck is she doing?! o u esmerelda blanco now havin niggas killed and tricking the cops? use a retard mah"

"this is clearly fake. worst acting ever. she is a fugazzzzz"

There you have it. The hood has spoken. 

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Riff Raff Inspired White Rapper Who Probably Works At Bank Of America Fucks His Own Ass On Trap Beat

  Is Riff Raff a comical rapper, or parody? We still dont know. But what we do know is K Flow, this trash bag motherfucker in the video, thinks he's dead real, and aspires to be like him the way kids in the 90s looked up to Pac. What a world we live in.

Over what sounds like a free Soundclick beat, complete with tinny high electro drums and an annoying synth loop, K Flow really ruins the day. 

It's so bad we dont know if he's kidding or not, but after digging deeper into him online, we understand now that he's dead serious. Which makes this even more #DumpsterWorthy. He's clearly from Texas, and trying to follow in the foot steps of Riff Raff and Paul Wall, except he lacks the few positive qualities they even may possess. Not entertaining, not witty, not funny, not good, wack beat, awful attire, and a crew of what we suspect are homeless bums and local dope heads just so he can have a black face in the video and boost his street cred.

Homie, if you were on Jerry Springer, Springers "Last Word" would prob go suttin like this: Keep your job at the bank. This isnt for you. Know your role, and know that these shenanigans are just digressing and once creative culture. You are hereby sentenced to never being able to listen to Riff Raff ever again, and henceforth will not be able to make any more of these fraudulent dicky-doo anthems as your one inspiration is taken from you. The world needs bank tellers, not more wack rappers. The south already has enough."

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Webster Talks About "Life Hardships" Of His Trust Fund Twenty Something Buddies in Fairfield County, And Tries To Inspire.

Proves Why XXL Freshman List LEFT HIM OFF YET AGAIN.

Leave it to the self proclaimed "Next Eminem" to spit cliches that Em would never even consider as throw aways for Bizarre of D12. 

In this unwiped asshole of a track, sampling 90's punk pop band The Offspring, Webby goes in. Well, he thinks he goes in. He goes in "the wack nigga" door and doesnt emerge again.

He pens cliches about how his local pals dont hang like they used to. He, at best, sounds cliche, forced, and like he is doing his best to do a "rap song school project". Like his frail ass lyrics could possibly inspire someone to fly higher in life. It just comes across as Kidz Bop Rap.

Cuz "some got jobs and others do pain killers". WOW. It's unreal how he can pen these breath taking concepts that were the basis of every 90s punk pop act from Blink 182 to Simple Plan.

Just goes to show that watered down simplicity, disguised as self assured "rebel poetry" STILL has an audience of 12 year old 7th graders whos mom wont drop them off at the movies. He is truly the voice of his generation. The same generation that icons like The Wiggles and Pokemon characters have spoken for in the past. 

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A wack bitch, and a fat wigger in a 2001 costume combine for the year's worst battle. Nice gas station fitted, nigga. You def. ready for prime time big homie.

The girl looks kinda sorta like Nelly Furtado all cracked out with no stylist. The nigga looks like a swollen version of every untalented wigger you knew in high school who was inspired by 8 Mile.

Terrrrrrrible. 

Sidenote: Her flow is so bad you feel mad awkward listening to it. Not kidding. Press play and you'll see what we mean. You actually get uncomfortable. 

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Long hair Dont Care (about being good)

That sums it up. Dude should just do a hand stand and mop the floor. 

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14 year old boy BODY BAGGGGGS a 30 year old white junkie with the worst flow ever.

Honestly the old Caucasoid should have been taken to an intervention, not a battle against a young nigga who shit on him.

Listen to him for as long as you can tolerate his yelling, ranting and raving. Young boi bodies him. Good for you kid. 

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Cadalack Ron was just discovered by Rap Dumpster staff. This is honestly straight trash. A 6’4 skeleton with shitty boardwalk tats dope head claims he’s “got the streets locked”.

Yeah, maybe locked as the number one customer. That could be true. 

He’s not YellaWolf. He’s just a gross shade of yellow from jaundice.