#white rapper

[goatgoddesss]

White rappers all look like this

[dirtbaby2016]

In 2028 we will witness the ascent of the first rapper to blow up on bluesky

[satellitecock]

Myoclonic Jerk

Involuntary contractions

incel singularity, mathematical fractions

Jimmy Carter is dead

With this rap, I'll put all haters to bed.

It's not memorial masturbation

It's just auditorial damnation

Jerking off in the office

I'm not working at the office

Oh, apologizes! A myoclonic jerk

Involuntary jerk off gone berserk

Flicking the bean of the mean machine

I say no drugs, and no to hygiene

Everything but my fit unclean

[therealcocoshady]

NEW EMINEM MERCH ALERT ‼️

The old man hasn’t teased it on his social media yet but we’ve got some new merch dropping 👀. Apparently, it’s a « White Rapper » collaboration with a brand called White Castle.

So far there’s a hat & a tee-shirt, exclusive to the Eminem store ! The tee retails for $35 and the hat for $30 !

Not going to lie, I’m not mad about it. The prices are ok and the design is cool too. I like that it doesn’t « scream » EMINEM.

Also, can we appreciate the level of pettiness of this man, making merch to make fun of the « white rapper » status he’s been reduced to ? 😂 (that being said he is a white rapper - might as well own it I guess ?).

I don’t think I’m going to buy anything from this drop though. I don’t think it would suit my style and I’m keeping my hard-earned money for the next drops because I know we’re about to get some sick pieces 👀 (horrorcore pleeeease).

[minimum-of-rigor]

White Rapper’s Buying Cheese

[wherewithstupid]

“I've never been this high before, it’s like I never felt alive before. I'd rather have my peace of mind than war” - Mac Miller 2009

[harlowjackman]

[b0bthebuilder35]