my pal’s name is foot foot :)

mars 24 she/her let me know if i reblog from bigots/creeps

[notmusa]

SCARED

[s3znl-gr3znl]

[tabloidsores]

Two dudes in my group chat have been playing league & slowly but surely have shifted from saying "wanna play league of legends" to "wanna play some geego legends". At this point their average post is just @ing the other and going "geegogagand?" and I feel insane

[tabloidsores]

What is going on

[dogpuppy]

[overandoverandoverandoverand]

[pjackk]

Ok so apparently the girls went out for tinis and bruschetta without me

[intactics]

[showing up to the function unannounced in sunglasses and a driving hair shawl & gloves & a trenchcoat & high heels with a frantic persecuted air] no darling of course I wanted to come to your little shindig last week but I just had to get out of town, you understand [taking a long hard drag of a ridiculously thin cigarette and getting lipstick on the filter] I had a popular post going around

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

[teaspoon-of-stars]

Theres the lil thang

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of weariness

[kosmogrl]

[autofuneral]

agnostic dog who loves to eat human babies: we just dont know where human babies come from

[andrevascreencaps]

[bimmyjimmy]

It is the Bimmy Birthday!!

[namethatghostling]

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

[outkast-suggestion-blog]

hey ya

[treecitysessions]