When people say you cant fly, turn into a cat.

Silverpond, 18+, Sanguine, Mexican American. Fun fact, the name silverpond was once a OC cat i had for a book series called; Warriors, the cat grew as i did, and now use for a sort of mascot. some of the things i enjoy are homestuck, invader zim, warriors, a few manga series. I prefer zee/zer pronouns, but they/them pronouns are fine as well! if youre a white male/women dont message/reblog me about discourse if youre a minor dont reblog/message to add discourse. if ya take screenshots, you're into scat.

[toastyspider]

wan wan krissy cutie 🐕

[mercyseb]

WAIT THIS CONCEPT OML??

[wren-kitchens]

happy disability pride month and once again, FUCK lazy subtitles. fuck the [speaks foreign language] instead of actually transcribing the words, fuck shortening sentences and changing whats been said for no reason, fuck censoring swearing in captions but not in audio and fuck anyone who says youre being 'too sensitive' for being upset about a lack of accessibility

[goodieprocter]

Loosely inspired by this Halloween EWC comic, but of course I had to make it dirty. :)

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[m-beca]

[tmos-time]

honestly this was a really satisfying detail to notice about chapter 5

[greenbloods]

we are never going to be free until it literally doesnt matter whether a person is ugly or not

[kakyoinryoko]

i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature

[kakyoinryoko]

this has rendered me speechless

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

hate this site

[relishboi]

come sit down next to me idiot

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

[relishboi]

sit next to me right now. 

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

i am, im sitting next to you right now

[relishboi]

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

[briarpatch-kids]

As a fully formed adult I now realize exactly how fucked "fend for yourself" was. Like you can't just set an 11 year old loose on a farm to do whatever when the farm chores are done and expect them to feed themselves in an ingredients household where you're not supposed to cook because that makes messes. Goddammit my mother was stupid. Still probably is, but I've had at least 6 or 7 years of no contact peace so I have no idea if that was a wake up call or not. Not my circus anymore. MY monkeys will be well fed and provided with consistent love.

[caesarsaladinn]

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

[caesarsaladinn]

finding the strength to walk home from the library at 3am in the freezing rain by imagining yourself as a Napoleonic soldier hightailing it from Moscow in 1813

[divorce-enjoyer]

ice water is awesome because you get more water in your water

[divorce-enjoyer]

you think youre out of water but then you check back in five minutes and woah! theres more water! the world is so beautiful

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

alright but we can at least bring the Floradinns back with us right

asgore doesn't need his weed stash that badly right now does he

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

I don't know why people are acting like Susie and Ralsei ruined Kris's "big chance" with Pink, because if you choose "Gotta win" after they tell Pink they were just flirting to win the battle they literally turn to the camera and peace sign

they weren't into her bro lol

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

Kris can also "flirt" with the Watercoolers/Mizzles and isn't actually into them either

so far the only sure way to tell if Kris is serious is that they completely lose the ability to effectively flirt at all lmao

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

loved the very specific fuckery with "gendered" terms this chapter

reminder that gendered terms should be fucked with as often as possible and aren't cages you need to lock yourself or anyone else in

[deepfrieddeltarunememes]

stop being gender cops NOW!!

[prinnay]

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