The Jurassic Adventures of Raptor Dash

Jurassic Park, invertebrate paleo, shitposting. 28yo. Please cw for animal abuse if I follow you!

[saint-nevermore]

an Opabinia in the hand is worth two in the tide pools :)

[ifuckinglovedinosaurssomuchjesus]

So Concept Artist Steve Morrison of ILM posted some of his work for Jurassic World Rebirth, you can see a lot of the look and feel of the final film in them even if he specified these were all very early and not indicative of anything that was seriously planned for the final film.

That being said there are two pieces that really stood out to me:

Could you imagine if this was the finale? Instead of being some big theropod fight or the anti-climatic ending we got, the cast lead the dumb mutant back to the valley so it can get squashed like a bug by a Titanosaur? It would have bumped up my score for the movie by a couple letter grades, I can tell you that much.

[raptor-dash]

"Reptiles can't love" well my lizard saw me open his tank and immediately came out wanting me to pick him up because he knows mama is safe and warm to hang out on so jot that down

[as-old-roads]

does your pet give a fuck when you get home

my pet gives too much of a fuck, we have to manage it

my pet *really* gives a fuck, but it's not really a problem

my pet is chill about it, my pet says sup like a roommate

my pet does not give a care!

nuance button

no pets

Voting ended onMay 19

u simply must pick one pet to answer for and elaborate in reblogs if u wish. my cats both care way more than audrey when im back lol she wags her tail and might want to get kinda silly but sometimes doesn't even bother leaving her (open) crate to say hey

[raptor-dash]

Dreamy is nocturnal and I get off work in the early evening so when I get home he glares at me like this

[altcomics]

[raptor-dash]

How it feels to work admin in an office

[raptor-dash]

Dreamy decided my hand was comfortable enough to sploot on

[sandersfanders1]

🚨 EVERYONE SOUND THE FUCKING ALARMS THIS IS NOT A DRILL I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨🗣

IAN MALCOLM IS BACK

(The polycule has reunited once more 🎉)

[dumbandstinkyglasses]

Oh who was i kidding I wasnt going to wait until the night.

"I love you dr alan grant" while twirling his hair and everything

[dumbandstinkyglasses]

See i told you guys I'd add ellie.

[poeticghostart]

two paleontologists and a mathematician walk into a bar <3

little blurb from my fic that inspired this!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/70913681

"Ian," Ellie said his name more sternly this time, "I don't think he came to a bar for a lecture in mathematical theory."

"It's alright, " Alan said. "I don't think I have ever heard someone flirt using theory before. Quite a lot of academic explanation to get to a pick-up line."

"Only one other person has ever caught on that quickly." Ian nodded toward Ellie, who was leaning on her arm, still gazing at Alan. "People tend to focus on the weird math part." Alan signaled for a top-up on his drink, and Ellie ordered a beer. Alan shrugged.

"You said that meeting me was built into the way the universe works."

"And I do mean it when I say Complexity theory could lead us to believe that." Ian looked satisfied.

[mortalstriike]

The fact that Kelly went on to become a journalist (at least according to that old mobile game) hurts deep because you know some of the reason is due to the way Ian was hurt by corrupt journalists reporting on him and ruining his life

[mortalstriike]

A couple of tiktoks from the XFinity account

(Ian/Alan is canon now it's official)

[mortalstriike]

Oh what a cool addition to the Lost World canon-

[mortalstriike]

Peace and love on uh… Planet earth

[therobotwig]

"Daddy's very angry!"

One year ago today I posted this miniature Jurassic Park The Lost World Parody I created using real lighting, figures and miniature sets.

[mortalstriike]

Guy who is definitely not okay

[mortalstriike]

“You’ll have to excuse Doctor Malcolm, he suffers from a deplorable excess in personality.”