Paleoproterozoic Queen

Theodora, my friends call me Theo | 30 | Bisexual trans woman | She/her | Self-teaching scholar of the Precambrian eons

[tiuanarui-deactivated20190611]

Lines by me

Colors by Onisuu

She saved my ass with the colors because god know’s I’ll bs it as usual hehe.

Just in time for TP’s 7th anniversary. :D

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[faye-marsay]

Faye Marsay by David Reiss

[junglejim4322]

George bush truisms

I THINK WE CAN AGREE THAT THE PAST IS OVER

RARELY IS THE QUESTION ASKED, IS OUR CHILDREN LEARNING?

OUR ENEMIES NEVER STOP THINKING OF NEW WAYS TO HARM OUR COUNTRY AND OUR PEOPLE, AND NEITHER DO WE

YOU TEACH A CHILD TO LEARN, AND HE OR HER WILL BE ABLE TO PASS A LITERACY TEST

A HUMAN BEING AND A FISH CAN COEXIST PEACEFULLY

FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON…SHAME ON YOU. FOOL ME… YOU CANT GET FOOLED AGAIN.

DON’T MISUNDERESTIMATE ME

[innerchildabortionclinic]

wheek wheek wheek...who's ready for a good wheekend?!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

local guinea pig wishes you a lovely WHEEKend

[wordfather]

something strange going on with my wip where nothing is happening because im not writing. does anyone know how to fix this

[bidet-of-evil]

ooh i know this one!!

☝️ start a new wip

[greelin]

fruitful endeavors…

[greelin]

[pangur-and-grim]

[depsidase]

[cosmicanger]

graphix artiste

[isuggestrevolution]

i have a suggestion

[biodegrade]

if u addicted to your feed u might b a chicken .

[patronsaintofweepingmothers]

2009

[doyoulovethewayzeylily]

[dragongirlsnout]

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

[miss-wizard]

its shorts actualy

[woman-respecter]

suburban women on september 15 1967 tuning in to star trek and seeing fuck-or-die mode spock getting in a sweaty man fight with captain kirk in amok time

[bunnymedley]

theyre taking your ass to rabbit kindergarten

[bunnymedley]

mentally im here

[youhavethewrong]

Perhaps this is an obnoxious take on my part, but video games should, above all things, prioritize the ability of being paused. At any point. Regardless of whether it's during a cutscene, a special animation, or a time-based puzzle. You never know when you're gonna get a phone call, or someone will need you in another room, or you get a sudden urge to go to the bathroom, or you hear your cat licking plastic, or whatever. Other entertainment mediums like books, movies, and music can be paused whenever you want. Why do some games not give you the same luxury??

[willgrahamscock]

thank u markiplier

[willgrahamscock]

the humble and benevolent markiplier

[amnhnyc]

Does this summer heat make you feel like a greater naked bat (Cheiromeles torquatus)? Glands in its neck produce unpleasant-smelling, oily secretions—the scent of which has been compared to “stale socks drenched in engine oil.” Also known as the naked bulldog bat, this mostly hairless mammal can be found in parts of Southeast Asia, including Sumatra, Java, Borneo, and the Philippines. It typically lives in large groups, and colonies of up to 20,000 individuals have been observed. 

Photo: Vatcharavee Sriprasertsil, CC BY-NC 4.0, iNaturalist