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soem old suggestive stuff
YCH Commission of Agent L from the MiB Animated series!
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This isn’t right
Cock is one of my favorite tastes. Not only that, but balls smell amazing. It makes me go a little crazy on it to be honest. Like, I cannot get it far enough down my throat to be satisfied. I’m only satisfied when I feel those intense, powerful, salty, hot pumps of cum down my throat. When I sit back on my heels, look up at you with cum all over my mouth and slobber running down my neck, hair all fucked up and wipe my mouth with the back of my arm and ask you if I did a good job and you cannot even speak because I’ve drained all of your energy out the tip of your dick….. That’s when I’m satisfied.
john green u nasty and ugly as hell shut the fuck up
sweetie, you are literally so out of line it’s fucking unbelievable. i could drag you so hard right now but i know you’ll just end up crying. i’ve roasted you before and you know it. chances are you’ll just say i bullied you because you’re gay and have different skin. talk shit get hit, you don’t wanna mess with me kiddo; i’ve got a black belt. i know threats are fucked up but that’s all i’ve been receiving all day, probably from her royal hoodrat olive and all of her nasty friends. but you can gang up on me and make fun of me for being goth all you want. i’ve been hurt a lot. my first boyfriend cheated on me, my dad screams if i forget to do my chores, and there are some days i don’t even want to get out of bed in the mornings. i’m a jaded teenage girl. i’ve been through shit that you wouldn’t even dream of. you think your life is hard? try asking the cutest guy in your grade out in the middle of the cafeteria only to find out he has a fucking girlfriend. you don’t know my life or my story so keep my name out of your nasty mouth. life is a battlefield and it looks like i’ve already won.
World Heritage Post
What turns you on?
Boobs. Any size, really.
Dick. The cuter, the better. I ain't into monster hogs.
A little bit of chub. I wanna snuggle a cute tummy
Vocal range. Idk why, but men who can do a convincing girl voice and women who can do a boy voice really get me going. Probs activates the diehard bisexual in me.
Femininity in any gender. Not just appearance, but in personality as well. I just find it all attractive. I'm very much a tomboy and I'd love for a future partner to equalize my boy interests with some girly stuff. Also I'm sapphic, what can I say
Hand holding. I blame the internet for turning hand holding into a joke lewd thing cause every time I think about holding hands I legitimately get horny now
Gyaru, fuck me, gyaru. The tan, the attitude, the clothes. God I love it. Fuckin' Kitagawa Marin is one of my waifus of all time.
Punk aesthetic. Not to be confused with goth stuff which is closely related but different enough. I really enjoy leather jackets and spike studs and the like. See Xinyan from Genshin Impact or Takemi Tae from Persona 5. They may look fierce, but still have a heart of gold when you talk to them.
yeah
How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”
“Henlo I am big twuck pwease give me wots of woom tank u :)”
“I WILL FUCKING PANCAKE YOUR CUCK ASS”
Finally someone who can explain the different breeds of vehicles to me.
@thekeatoncadet
@sabirnatheteenagewitch @chelsthesquirrel @screaming-solzear
The legendary post
G1/TFP/TFA Optimus vs Bayverse
ppl on this post like “what about disabled people who cant make their own food” like yeah i fuckin hate disabled people bro that was totally the point of this post congratulations you figured it out
vinny milks a cow
USA NUMBER ONE ONCE AGAIN BABYYY WE NEVER LOSE
this meme is cursed because it required me looking at my face for more than 5 minutes ):
check my twitter hereeee
I don't think that calling a group of people "dirty robot fuckers" is a very nice way to get them to perform the emotional labor of explaining transformers porn to you but good luck getting your answer I guess
the emotional labor of explaining transformers porn
“please honk my sphincter daddy” Slappy the Clown immediately spurts his clown cum directly into my intestines, emitted a low pitched honk characteristic of a clown in climax. i gasp, “Wait…..Slappy…..did you just? do you really think i’m ready to have a litter yet- ahh~” i sigh as i feel his clown ovipositor sink into my guts and deposit each egg with a short honk
whew this was controversial in the notes
this is controversial everywhere