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me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream

them: no

me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this

them: we're not

me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this

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moving to a new account to clean up my stuffies and start fresh, if you wanna follow me there go right ahead. If you want the URL, just send an ask!

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Ayyyy

moving to a new account to clean up my stuffies and start fresh, if you wanna follow me there go right ahead. If you want the URL, just send an ask!

Ayyyy

moving to a new account to clean up my stuffies and start fresh, if you wanna follow me there go right ahead. If you want the URL, just ask!

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So I don’t know how to do this, but there’s someone who I think is very rude and terrible. They go by the name Coynu on here and furaffinity. They think it’s great to overprice something like this http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13398060/ these things sell for $70 (Lowest) To over $300. They are very rude to work with but as long as you flash money in their face they will be your BFF. These things are called dreamies/dreamy and people will get nasty over them and go as far as stealing and reselling the characters. Avoid this person at all cost, they will act like your friend and then up and be an ass.

noelele

i’m gonna piss myself laughing

if you’re as petty as this yes please avoid me i dislike doing business with fucking babies

raptoreggs

Do they not understand that the ones that go over $300 are auctioned off and people CHOOSE to pay that amount? If people didn't want to buy something so expensive, they wouldn't....

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Friendzone ideology isn’t attacked because “nice guys” are comical or because fedoras make a funny meme, it’s because this logic is literally dangerous. This logic of “gentleman = deserving sex” breeds hatred of women, and brutal violence against women, and if a 22 year old self-proclaimed “supreme gentleman” murdering 7 in a campus shooting spree because of sexual rejection doesn’t drive that home, I don’t know what else would.

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i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

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“No one ever said it would be this hard.

Oh, take me back to the start.”

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a very real world reaction to the superhero concept

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pixel art by 無口卜 on pixiv

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Visit Original Link

This is something all Disney fans should listen to.

Disney Heroine Medley by Susan Egan (Voice of Megara)

God Help the Outcasts from The Hunchback of Notre Dame

Part of Your World from The Little Mermaid

A Whole New World from Aladdin

Colors of the Wind from Pocahontas

I Won’t Say (I’m in Love) from Hercules

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Make yourself into a cat!

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Go nuts!

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Bread knife

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The french have grown more powerful.

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DEATH HONHONHON

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Hold it!

Look more closely at these photographs, Your Honor.

Notice anything strange about the bread?

I didn’t either. That’s because…

…no cuts were made there in the first place!

The witness forged the photographs to make it look like they had an actual bread knife, when they actually did not!

How, you ask? Look to the second photo.

While it is quite obvious that the knife is penetrating the top half of the breadstick, I’m not sure about the bottom half.

Looks pretty flat, doesn’t it?

The angle of the photo makes it look like the knife is in the witness’s breadstick, whilst it is actually behind it. In addition, the cut was actually made after the first photograph and before the second. Continue to the third photograph.

It is also taken from a flat angle, as was the second photograph. I’m sure you’re finding something missing in this photograph as well, Your Honor. Where is the index finger’s fingertip?

This illustration explains it all.

While I am… ahem, not the best artist…

(Didn’t I go to art school?)

The index finger is hidden behind the loaf of bread. It is not wrapping around the loaf of bread. This is because…

The witness was making space to put the knife’s handle!

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Objection

Are you really that dull, Wright? For a man who majored in art you should be able to recognize a sculpture when you see one.

as we can see from the photos provided, this is quite obviously plastic.

if you look at any photo of real bread it can’t attain that level of shininess, and even if it could.

If you’ll notice in this picture, the bread on the inside is quite shiny, as well.

Tell me, Wright, have you ever seen real bread gleam that much? Don’t answer that, I will.

Even in this high-resolution photograph with bread that thick, it obviously wouldn’t shine on the inside when it isn’t buttered.

And it isn’t too hard to find the item in question with a quick google search.

Oh, and if you will notice, their hand was covering the seam where the bread was taken apart in the first photo with a simple comparison of the pattern on the bread.

It appears your lawyering skills are in much need of some sharpening if you expect to cut me down with that weak objection.

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Edgeworth, you’re asking yourself the wrong question. It’s not “is there bread like that…”

You should be asking “can there be bread like that?”

Sweet bread can be infused with sugar or a syrup, making the outsides shinier- and the insides sweeter. Take a look.

Furthermore. there are parts of the witness’s bread knife that don’t just match up with the novelty bread knives you have presented. Take another look.

Let me point out two things about the novelty knives: one, their markings, and two, the placement of the knife itself.

In the novelty knives, the marks are artificial-looking and repeated. That is because they are manufactured. In the witness’s photo, the marks are more natural and realistic- because they are, well, real!

Furthermore, the blades on the novelty knives are in the middle of the handle.

But… look back at the witness’s photo. The knife is to the left? Where is the problem, you ask? Look at this illustration.

Here we have the knife, a piece of bread, and a table. Let’s have a go.

I’m sure you see it now, Your Honor.

The bread knife cannot actually be used to cut bread efficiently! Even if it was tilted, it would be uncomfortable and unbalanced!

The defense has an explanation for this positioning.

The blade is to the left because the witness was holding it behind the piece of bread!

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Oh my good- Please, for once can we please have a post without these idiots making a mess of things? Is that too much to ask? I beseech you, just go away.

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fuck off