You're All Just Crows on the Power Lines @amixedreality - Tumblr Blog

hey so if it wasn't obvious i kind of forget this place exists insomuch as a place i can post on/talk on pretty regularly. i also stopped using twitter officially like a month ago so if you want to actually keep up w stuff follow me on bsky! i might try to poke my head in here a bit more now but, well. we'll see

jordanbolton

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

rottingraisins

hankhillsupremacist-deactivated

sunshinetomorrow

my grubhub being delivered by a wizard or some sort of apostle

flyin-shark

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

felixcloud6288

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

flyin-shark

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

strangehorse

he understands the website your honour

heavensghost

the hardest thing is when ur going through something terrible there is an awful middle phase of it when u don’t know if u can get through it or if you’ll ever be okay again and the truth is always you will get through it and you will absolutely be okay again but u just cant see it at the time

gameraboy2

Dolly Parton in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

kieradoe

smellyvampirez

"I see all, and I want it to STOP."

cowboydeanwinchester

the thing about me is i get hannibal and hamilton confused

cowboydeanwinchester

yeah so i just thought to myself, it’s wild how there’s a musical about the guy who eats people

cowboydeanwinchester

THATS WHAT SWEENEY TODD IS ABOUT?

cowboydeanwinchester

enough. i thought it was like a boy who was a ballerina. idk where that came from

digiparty-deactivated20240621

time to evil jerk off

the-jellicle-duelist

COUNTER SPELL

jillyyfish

tumblr is probably the best website because you can say things like “hey. dont cry. suck her sloppy saturday wednesday ok?” and everyone will be like yeah this expresses a coherent thought

mewwon

If you work a tipped job literally make up a silly name for yourself and people will think you’re so much more charismatic and personable for the exact same service. People are soo much nicer and tip me better when I say my names Melon. They fucking love it all I gotta say is yup that’s my real name. my parents are huge hippies. I know fucking insane right. Fucking stupid. With a straight face and especially the old people they have to fan themselves they get so excited

theinformationcollector

TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.

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