Random Bits From Life

Thoughts and things that happen in a third shift factory worker life.

[loki-dokey]

How many Supernatural fans are there on Tumblr?

You are only allowed to reblog this ONCE. Any more than once and this is completely ruined. 

Reblog if you’re a Supernatural fan so we can see how many of us there are out there!

[freezingdesert]

Dear people learning German

please be aware that the correct way to replace ä, ö, ü, ß is turning them into ae, oe, ue, and ss, not just taking the dots away or typing “B”.

Otherwise you can get things like,

“Das Wetter ist sehr schwül heute.” = “The weather is very hot and humid today.”

“Das Wetter ist sehr schwul heute.” = “The weather is very gay today.”

[animentality]

well I now know how to call the weather gay

[miss-cath]

So, it’s like in Polish. 

“Zrobić łaskę” means “Do mercy to someone”

but

“Zrobić laskę” means “Make a blowjob”.

[tuonenjoutsenen]

I cannot think of a case where removing the dots of ä and ö in Finnish would result in something naughty (if you can, please contribute) but the same thing applies, ä and ö are completely different from a and o, and one does not simply remove the dots.

[kainoliero]

Finnish:

Näin appelsiineja = I saw oranges.

Nain appelsiineja = I fucked oranges.

[spockiee]

its even worse in turkish doe cus like

Sık dişini?? Hang in there/Endure

Sik dişini?? Literally just fuck your tooth

that’s it

amazing

[britishpineapple]

Even in Spanish: Feliz año nuevo = happy new year Feliz ano nuevo = happy new butthole

[howlnatural]

Irish: 

Tá mo chroí briste = My heart is broken.

Tá mo chroí bríste = My heart is trousers.

[ladydrace]

Danish:

Bølle = thug

Bolle = fucking

[allthingslinguistic]

It is a truth universally acknowledged that a language that uses diacritics must have a minimal pair with and without diacritics that means something rude. 

[tuanh-flow]

[offworldcolonies-blog]

Man the 90’s were weird.

[awkwardstandinglewiskennedy]

Its like we got all this new technology and didnt know what to do with it.

[baronessvonbullshit-deactivated]

the war on drugs has failed.

[smeliot-deactivated20220528]

was i the only one who thought that your head would actually turn into fruit if you ate one because i did and me and a friend got some and we each ate one and then i looked at her and lied and screamed that she looked just like a watermelon and she started crying

[babblingfishes-archive]

You what

[positivedoodles]

Street harassment is not a compliment.

[yawndeath]

Did i reblog this already? Doesnt matter still relevant.

[sandandglass]

[adventures-in-zookeeping-deacti]

Remember when Disney treated emotional trauma as an actual physical ailment and not the stupid “just stop being upset” thing? 

[whitelotuslounge]

Big Hero 6 was a great movie

[karpetshark]

i’m an angry person and i want to let it out and be an asshole but i’m also a nice person and i don’t want to actually hurt anyone’s feelings do u feel me

[uncletarby]

Holy hell do I feel you

[officialjiggly]

if a dancing pikachu doesn’t fit in with your blog you’re running the wrong kind of blog

[h0bbitprincess]

GOD ALMIGHTY IT’S TRANSPARENT.

[irishbanter-blog]

Ireland text posts

[pleaseshoutsoftly]

I never see posts about Ireland on my dash

[ultrafacts]

Source

Follow Ultrafacts for more facts

[dankassbitchh]

this just happened on my dash… 

it happend again

[debnamcarevs]

[mindtriggers]

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

[thecumbercookieaboveallothers]

That’s prob about 12 hours

[spookyelvenkingthrandy-deactiva]

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

[toddystuck]

LOTR Extended = 681 minutes Hobbit 1 Extended = 182 minutes Hobbit 2 Extended = approx. 186 minutes Let’s say Hobbit 3 Extended is at least 185 minutes

The full marathon run time will be around 1234 minutes, or 20 hours 30 minutes.

[jewishdragon]

#perfect that leaves 3 and a half hours for snack runs and pee breaks

[girlwithapomegranate-deactivate]

protect all of the young girls who’s bodies developed quickly and who appear to be older than they are. remember that these girls are still children and their mature physical appearance is not a reflection of their emotional maturity. 

[paramourblessings]

PLEASE FUCKING PROTECT THEM THAT WAS ME

[madnesswithasideofsanity]

protect them so men won’t catcall them at the age of nine

[thirstingaintdead-deactivated20]

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

“Make me”,

“oh really”,

“is that so”

[certaflyably-deactivated2018030]

“prove it”

[rapunzelsstar]

in alcohol’s defense I’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too

[rapunzelsstar]

So I found this thing I wrote a long time ago (9-15-10 is the date on it)

Life Life is so frustrating sometimes. I want to leave home because of all the crap I have to go through but I can't for fear someone will call the cops. I want to be known for something I DID and NOT for something my sister or brother did. But every time I try I'm BEAT OUT by someone else or BEATEN DOWN by people telling me I can't do it. Sometimes I CAN'T HANDLE life and I just wanna GIVE UP, but I can't. I HAVE to live on so MAYBE I can help someone else going through the same thing. I wish I could go through life without having to worry what PEOPLE will SAY when they see my scars, but I do. I made the choice and I have to deal. But sometimes the choice was taken from me. It was like I HAD TO do it or EVERYTHING would just get WORSE and worse. Every HARSH word said in ANGER at me REPEATED in my head like a mantra. Like one of those stupid songs that no matter how HARD YOU TRY you CAN'T FORGET. (Family member) seems to be always INSINUATING that I'm a SLUT. I have to deal with people spreading rumors because of how many guy friends I have. Always being made fun of because I can't go out and I'm always at the butt of some perverted joke I didn't realize I walked into. I do things like gasp or scream when I'm surprised or scared and people make fun of me for it. I'm called by my LAST NAME because NO ONE wants to bother getting to KNOW ME so that they can know I'm DIFFERENT than my BROTHER and SISTER. Life is CONFUSING, FRUSTRATING, and HORRIBLE. YET it is a GIFT. A WONDERFUL, STRANGE, BEAUTIFUL GIFT, that SHOULD NOT be TAKEN LIGHTLY by ANY hand.

[healingschemas-deactivated20201]

DBT Self-Help Resources: Emotions List

Using an Emotions List to help Label an Emotion

Some people are more adept at labelling their emotions than others. Some people just can’t seem to name what they are currently feeling. They might say that they felt bad or upset, but pinning down what that actually means for them is more challenging. Many people walk around in this kind of emotional fog.

Unfortunately, if you don’t know what you are feeling, you can’t do much to change it. People who can name their emotions are more capable of managing them, so it is important to become more familiar with your emotions and learn to identify them.

Once you are more capable of naming your emotions, you’ll have more choices in terms of what to do with an emotion if it makes you feel uncomfortable and you would prefer to at least reduce its intensity. Many people with emotion dysregulation grow up without learning this important information, so for some people it takes a lot of time to get the hang of naming their emotions. Be patient. If you get frustrated, reframe this process as if you are learning a new language. In fact, that’s exactly what is happening: you are learning the language of emotion.

Anytime you are unable to identify the emotion you are experiencing refer to the Emotions List. Reading through it, you should be able to find a word that closely describes the emotion that you are experiencing.