raquete

she/her | 🇵🇹

[raqueteorwhateverhernamewas]

I am yet to meet a single person who isn’t angry at the eurovision results

[bananaa-fever]

[nerd-in-distress]

Almost the entirety of the chaos walking trilogy is Todd screaming "VIOLA" and viola screaming "TODD" and everybody else dying in the background

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Hey I'm gonna start something that'll maybe go nowhere let's go

Can we get this poll to a million total responses for no other reason than Number Go Up?

hell yeah we can

maybeso.gif

lol. lmao.

number go up

hee hee. hoo hoo.

oh oh big number? big number go higher?

*reblogsreblogsreblogsreblogsreb

pff. psh. pfaw.

level 10 fool

I hereby declare under penalty of owie that I will give OP $5

Voting ended onApr 23, 2023

[vash-the-trans-catboy]

Make a staircase that is not osha approved

Step

Step

Step

Step

Step

Step

Step

Step

Step

Step

Voting ended onApr 23, 2023

Pls reblog if u vote :)

[wellwaterhysteria]

teen wolf post. derek gale hale (that's his middle name for this text post) meets stiles 'the s stands for the switchblade my dad won't let me have' stilinski and is like. "Hello. i am both wider and angrier than you. therefore you are afraid of me. i'm trying to steal your grade school boyfriend. you are like dirt on my shoe. begone forever now." and stiles was like "for SURE dude. real quick though: did you kill your sister, and why did you kill your sister, and where did you bury her body, and what does it feel like to watch the life drain out of someone's eyes, and finally: tell me what's wrong with you in diagnostic terms. here are ten thousand glib references to how tragic i think your life is. if you so much as breathe on scott i will blow all of us up. i'm going to make a dog joke now."

and derek took all of this in and instead of thinking to himself like "oh okay. you're dealing with someone profoundly and incurably abnormal. adjust your approach accordingly." he thought: "unacceptable. this cannot continue. a thousand and one death threats imminent. moderate to severe bodily harm right behind it." and then couldn't figure out why it wasn't working. very much "britta, you don't respond to anything appropriately" "thank you.". you know???

[zxidold]

A poll testing this website (or this post) reach, how many USAmericans there is there

I live in United States

I don't live in United States

Voting ended onApr 22, 2023

A curiosity test to explain some cultural context, bias, why some things go more viral than others, or simply curiosity.

(reblog if possible for more data).

[fubblers]

Hyper specific poll! Click on what applies to you! 💕

I have seen the face at the end of time

My soul contains exactly two lesions

In a past life I was the left twix

My favorite color is imperceptible

My true name came to me on a Tuesday

I’ve feasted on father winters flesh in the great hunt

I fell in love with someone fated to betray me

I’ve never eaten a strawberry

I’ve forgotten the face of the child I once was

None of these apply to me

Voting ended onApr 20, 2023

Reblog for bigger sample size!

[booleandog]

I wanna make a hyperspecific poll too

i have an exactly five years older sibling

i’ve never broken a bone in my life

i’ve been to at least four european capital cities

i’m still in contact with a former teacher of mine from highschool

i’ve done at least one official iq test

i was the only person watching a film in a movie theater

i’ve travelled alone internationally as a minor

i’ve had an article written about me in a local newspaper

2 or more of these apply to me (please specify in tags)

none of these apply to me

Voting ended onApr 13, 2023

[holllanov]

PAT JINDAPAT | NICK NELSON

aka golden retrievers with hearts of gold

[raqueteorwhateverhernamewas]

you know im sleep deprived when i start googling shit like “what food to eat so I don’t have headache” or “tier ranking of every single one direction song”

[raqueteorwhateverhernamewas]

And then he ran into our knives….

He ran into our knives

23 times

[going-to-superhell]

you know what they say, when in rome do as the romans do

pray to [insert roman god]

go swimming

play a board game

go to the amphitheatre

partake in a chariot race

go to a bath

have a dinner party

watch an execution

have gay sex

stab the dictator 23 times in the back

Voting ended onMar 14, 2023

[quemirabobo]

The day is coming and we finally have polls so, which will you choose

stab Caesar 🔪🔪🔪🔪

snitch bitch

sit back and enjoy the show

Voting ended onMar 17, 2023

[hotpinkandsparkly]

[animentality]

I open the door to your cage. you...

run out, free at last

look nervously at me bc you aren't sure I'm serious

close the door bc you're happy here

Voting ended onMar 3, 2023

[theb00mbitches]

How do you say 'lmao'

El-em-ay-oh

Le-mayo

Some other way [put in tags]

Voting ended onFeb 25, 2023