Kayra

former @awkwardteenwriter still a writer, no longer a teen.

[nerd-in-distress]

I changed my bio so I wanted to let people know the things I enjoy by doing a pinned post, but my blog is mostly a mix of whatever I'm into/current obsessed over

I'm a design major in uni

@bard-of-what-ifs for my writing blog

Mainly I like:

Percy Jackson

Doctor Who

Chaos Walking

Anything by Patrick Ness

Dungeons and Dragons

Music

Writing

Reading

My Chemical Romance

And unexplainable godforsaken shitposts from the depths of hell

I'm also currently trying to write a book, I'd love to talk to people about anything and everything so dm me whenever you want

I also have a little bit of a problem with anxiety, so my posts might get a bit concerning sometimes but I'll be okay.

[vintricles]

free my girl she did all that and that’s what makes her such a compellingly complex character. that’s her essence

[lightweaver-naeuri]

Shallan/Vin: Vin is her rock, sees through Shallan's jokes and sooths her deepest insecurities. Vin would kill for Shallan.

Vin/Radiant: Radiant is her rock, sees through Vin's tough exterior and treats her as the gemheart she is. Radiant would kill for Vin.

Veil/Vin: The most traumatized Freak4Freak combo in the Cosmere. They would kill for each other and make out over the corpse.

[lightweaver-naeuri]

You may absolutely add, you're so right.

Valette/Radiant: Radiant is chivalrous in such a genuine and sapphic way, it makes Valette's heart do flips. Valette is Radiant's princess, Radiant is Valette's knight.

Shallan/Valette: Shallan can tell that Valette is unfamiliar with court functions instantly. She strikes the perfect balance of incessant teasing and gentle guidance, and Valette is glued to her side the instant any ball begins.

Valette/Veil: Have you seen Tangled?

[truthlessofshinovermin]

For Veil/Vin: the corpse is Zane

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

[canthaveshitingotham-crucified]

you get it. you get the themes. i dont have time to do it justice. just look at it its on the ceiling

[brenna]

[teaboot]

[wheresmyphonemp3]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[sexygaywizard]

Holy shit, oh my god! 50 of them??

[sexygaywizard]

Me when I'm a sexy gay wizard that suddenly realizes they are being followed by 50 rats

[50rats]

[sexygaywizard]

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

[sexygaywizard]

You know what you are so right... We have a bond, these 50 rats and I....

OH SHIT OH NO

WAIT

I CAN'T FEED THIS MANY RATS

[sexygaywizard]

Oh wait I'm a fuckin wizard lol

Yay :) Enough treats for everyone :)

[sexygaywizard]

Happy rat day to my most popular post ever

[hollowistheworld]

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

[ailithnight]

Hey OP, love your scalding take here; don't forget about commutes.

Once you factor in commute times (which even for short distances can be grotesquely inflated due to the fact that so many people are all commuting at the same time, but that's a different conversation) many people are actually devoting upwards of 10-12 hours a day on "work related tasks."

[thulium]

[lmaonade]

devil may happy :)

[kluskikosklo]

Wouldn’t it’ve made more sense to to say devil may smile?

[lmaonade]

critique my post ever again and devil may angry

[raccoonmilf]

When I was in grade school I used to send emails to biologists and zoologists asking them questions to get answers to include in school projects I was working on, and would cry when they did not respond because I thought I was stupid for thinking that some random kid would ever be deserving of a response from someone who does something as smart and cool and important as *checks notes* studies frog fungus.

Now, at 29, I’m lowkey having a panic attack because my academic email is filled with middle schoolers wanting me to answer their questions about pygmy raccoons and I keep putting off answering them because I’m so overwhelmed with all the other raccoon stuff I have to do.

Anyway, greatest apologies to any scientist I ever emailed as a child and also an adult.

[raccoonmilf]

I know your research is really important and I appreciate all you are doing but this is so fucking funny

[sethcoart]

Adora is a hottie and everybody knows it

[baltharino]

Happy Gwensday! [12/52] Across the Spider-Verse (2023)

[stephanisoejono]

happy new year -------------_--------------------

[calamity-aims]

[athelind]

The Most Tumblr Punchline

I've noted before that my favorite punchline on Tumblr is "hang on, gotta look something up/okay that's funny."

Let me explain why:

It is a way to say "I don't get it" without blaming the joke or the teller.

It is a tacit admission of ignorance without shame or judgement.

It assumes responsibility for acquiring the knowledge the respondent doesn't already have.

It cues other people who Don't Get It to do the look-up themselves, allowing them to get that full impact of Getting It without derailing the post with explanations.

It gives subsequent readers, whether or not THEY got the joke, a little frisson of good feelings when they realize that someone else is now In On The Joke.

It not only makes the original joke funnier, it gets funnier the more often it's used.

[all-roads-are-now-bent]

[omnipotina]

Settle a bet.

Who wins in a fight?

Kronk

Gaston

Voting ended onSep 7, 2023

[beemojis]

soooo true bestie

[wintermoth]

NO ONE GETS THEIR ASS BEAT IN A POLL LIKE GASTON

[theaftersundown]

*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*