you and i are the same thing

claire 💫 she/her 💫 your guardian angel! 💫 no minors please!! <3

[rareclairity]

hiii, its claire!! guardian angel big sister of the lava lamp!! she/fae/it. i'm a mixed (white and arab) poly trans lesbian fox!!

i am extremely normal about angels. i am so so normal about angels. you should play with my wings btw.

i'm plural! my headmates are @grenadineghost, @hopecrossedhellion, and @theinfamouscruelclaw - go follow them, they're wonderful! i'm not the host and don't front often, so idk how much i'll use this blog! but i'm happy to be here!!

no minors please!! i'm horny on main and casual about sex <3

[bondagebarbiedoll]

Hehe did this the other day to get the TV controller from my gf

[lemon-labia]

polyamory is awesome you can tell your girlfriend about your crush

[inkjie]

you're an antique rover abandoned by the galactic empire who originally deployed you to a remote moon but now a princess from an opposing polity is stranded here too so to bound you show her old cave art you discovered in the moon's lava tubes....

[inuyama0205]

🌊🌨️

[angel-spores]

glasses girl is a type of bug

[vampireopossum]

my ampharos goodra !! its literally cutes

[angel-spores]

[dirt-secret]

ever had sex in the woods?

not yettttttttt........

[furryprovocateur]

[beesmygod]

What are some smart sounding things you can say out loud while reading a book in public

a dry chuckle and a "how droll" is a classic. shows youre above the material but recognize its attempts to amuse you

[rareclairity]

A guardian angel was a type of livestock kept for milk, akin to dairy cattle, in the early- to mid- 21st century Transfeminine Autonomous Zone

[grenadineghost]

i’m not a ventriloquist, but my puppet is

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

the walls in my house are really thick and the signal is really bad so the angel girls that visit always get a little fuzzy and groggy and sometimes even have trouble standing on their own. but. that's not a problem.

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

THAT'S RIGHT

[deadeyed-dykething]

hey. shut up. i'm going to take care of you from now on. let me wash your hair for you. condition it. you have to leave it in for a while before you rinse. i'm going to take care of that. i'm going to brush your teeth for you. you don't have to worry about it anymore. i want to cook for you. you don't have to do anything. i know how hard it's been. you get to let it all go now. it's hard to pretend to be a person. i get it. i'll do all that for you. you don't have to-- stop, stop struggling. it's okay that it was too much for you. you don't have to try anymore. i can do it for you. i know you feel like you're supposed to feel bad about this but you don't have to. i'm making you, right? i'm forcing you to let me take care of you. you don't have to feel guilty. i'm forcing you. the personhood that never fit, that was too hard, i'm taking it away. you can just let it go. I'm going to take care of you. i'm going to take care of all of it. quiet. you'll get used to it. i promise.

[notecardpasta]

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

[beebundt]

dont you remember that time