"Why U Do Dis"

The name is Kyler, you could say Kleet| 17|he/him|Aries|INFP| Fuckin' gay as hell.

[slavery]

Please help

My stupid idiot penguin son was born without the all important ability to sing but he keeps tapping his feet like a dumbass what do I do

[wrotten]

i identify as a bottle of red wine smashed on the tile floor of a grocery store

[rrojasandribbons]

I accidentally stumbled upon an Ethiopian radio station the one night I was driving home from work. I was cruising through stations while driving and just stopped at one because it was in a language I had never ever heard before, but I kept listening because it was freaking beautiful. 

Turns out it was Amharic. I had never heard Amharic spoken before, but it might be the most beautiful language I have ever heard, so I just kept listening until it faded out to static. 

Anyway, when I got home, I looked up the station [KETO-FM], and it is owned by and serves African immigrants & refugees.. mostly from Ethiopia. They have a website & a gofundme. Their gofundme is severely under goal. 

Apparently, they are Colorado’s first and only radio station serving African immigrants in the state, soooo donate if you can! 

[gallusrostromegalus]

OOOOH THIS STATION I’D HEARD IT AGES AGO I’D ALWAYS WONDERED.   They’re great, doing a real service and also have amazing music.

[kinnme]

Street dance AU

[toshio]

i wanna be rich so i can binge on cute gifts for everyone who’s ever been nice to me :/

[dudeholdmybeer-deactivated20180]

my neck, my back

they hurt, they are Sore

[meangirlnurse]

my favorite American holiday is the one where we have a gopher predict the weather 

[meangirlnurse]

the gopher has spoken

[prideofyunmeng]

and we’re getting an extended winter this year

[friskcharaandtalon]

Again since people are too fucking stupid to understand this. Spring Equinox isn’t until late March. IE Winter always last 6 more weeks. This never changes. No matter what the GROUNDHOG has to say about it. Fucking learn math and when the Equinox/Solstice happens.

[meangirlnurse]

hey i just want you to know that i love to smoke weed

[notfunnycried]

tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that i’m a vegetarian and i

eat leaf

[shenanigans-of-a-young-person]

*makes a phone call*

*walks around in circles*

[emeline-savage]

Fun fact: your brain is trying to find the person you’re talking to because it hears them but can’t see them.

[smushiguro]

Fucking stupid ass brain

[izgir-moved]

when you die you go to the mii plaza

[3lixar]

wow mater, im the dragonborn!

ka…CHOW

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for february?

[boydefective]

January, but this time it’s personal.

[wichkraft]

January 2: Fast and February

[twitterlols]

[its-all-down-hill]

[ayellowbirds]

the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.

[monicalknighton-deactivated2018]

WHAT DID HE ORDER???

[homoz]

The weirdest thing straight girls do is shame people who use pads instead of tampons

[ousgoui]

Who does that

[homoz]

[unpopularconfession]

The weirdest thing gay girls do is shame people for being straight

[homoz]

[liquidstar]

the only unproblamatic anime boy is alphonse elric. hes never done a damn thing wrong in his life ever.

[cuteghosts]

Attempted alchemy’s one and only taboo?

[liquidstar]

he just wanted to see his mother smile again you heartless monster 

[wellbutrinboy]

everyone needs a little wooden spoon.

[wellbutrinboy]