genius of love and loneliness

emma | nineteen | infj i post just about everything, but i especially enjoy hbo war, marvel, music, poetry, history, and hockey

[maybejamaicarum]

Possible foreshadowing of Other Side of Paradise??

[rarelyypure]

ok but that’s literally my hometown high school gym what the hell

[rarelyypure]

hi can i get a gif of mitch marner careening into the net in game one that’d be really nice

[rarelyypure]

you better believe i haven't stopped thinking about this. so much so that i taught myself to make gifs for the sole purpose of making this one. totally worth it.

[polniaczek]

Top Gun (1986) dir. Tony Scott

[windsthatwhisper-deactivated202]

Hockey Players as Quotes (as said by me and my friends)

Jonny Toews: “I’m going to remove my kneecap and stab you with it”

Patrick Kane: *pulls out a box of Frosted Flakes* “I’m just gonna sit here and eat my Skittles”

Patrick Sharp: “My hair is more insured than my liFE DON’T TOUCH IT”

Tyler Seguin: “Cook-Out milkshakes are thick as hell, just like me”

Jamie Benn: “I was seriously contemplating if I needed an education this morning”

Sidney Crosby: *combing hair with a fork while crying* “My life is going great”

Evgeni Malkin: “You better stop with that ‘big yeet’ shit before I ‘big beat’ you into the floorboards”

Auston Matthews: “Put both hands on the side of his head and yeet him sideways”

Henrik Lundqvist: *takes a package of parmesan cheese out of purse in the middle of class* “Anyone want some parmesan?”

Erik Karlsson: “I’m gonna lube up your lips with Carmex”

Marc-Andre Fleury: “Can we get a McFlurry? … Because it sounds like my name, you hoe, and I want to have something to live for”

[lilliputianmerriell]

some of you have never left the love of your life behind on a train without saying goodbye and honestly it shows

[vaylina]

This gif… fucks me up

[chirpedtooth]

Mitch Marner - shot by Auston Matthews

[rarelyypure]

i picked the blue jackets in literally zero of my brackets but if they win the series i won't even be mad

[james-rodriquez]

nazem kadri: *breathes*

jake debrusk:

[rarelyypure]

hi can i get a gif of mitch marner careening into the net in game one that'd be really nice

[venustone]

when you arrive home late and your parents start to ask you plenty of questions at the same time

[kermitlesbian]

‪pretty insane that Canada is something Ngozi Ukazu made up for Check, Please! and that its not actually a real country‬

[lollytea]

i like how writing realistic worlds and characters is so important for so many writers to the point where they agonize over it. meanwhile lemony snicket was just like “death to reality. im gonna write this whole ass series and with god as my witness, absolutely fucking NOBODY is gonna act like a person.”

[overthestars-and-offtoneverland]

Daniel Handler, after downing whatever the hell he was on: The baby has piranha teeth and can take a trained swordswoman in a fight. 

All of us: Fucking genius. 

[rupunzell]

I had a dream that a reporter insulted Jonathan toews and I made a tweet defending him and the tweet went viral and then I ended up getting to meet him which was awesome except that I ended the tweet with the words “so leave my son alone” and so I had to look this grown man in the face and openly acknowledge that I regularly refer to him as my son despite the fact that he’s 10 years older than me

[honey-dippers-deactivated201907]

God, listening to John Mulaney talk about doing hard fucking drugs in his youth is like hearing a nun reminisce on her last orgy before she converted. What do you mean you didn’t come out of the womb with a fatherly demeanor and crippling anxiety?

[paramud]

The hardest drug I can picture John Mulvaney doing is a bottle of tums

[ramimalekbi]

the boys™

[ramimalekbi]

[ruffbun]

[joemazelo]

PLEASE

[pennylanefics]

it’s one in the morning and i’m just here to say ben changed his username. rip benhardy1