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Omfg two of the girls who were contestant on The Bachelor Australia are dating each other
It’s literally this photo becoming reality
A MOTHER’S JOURNEY
did all of my artworks with @kyletwebster amazing brushes
Yup. Tell them
*Emily says no to the Outsider’s powers*
The Outsider: Corvo, I can’t believe our own daughter rejected me. Corvo help
any dating advice plz?? *blushes* 😣 halp x3 i need a waifu ❤ when i die x-x and go to anime heaven!! :3 XD *wags tail* *bops your nose* x)c sowwy 2 b0th3r u!! >O< !1!
The story of Patrick
MY HEART!!! 😩😭
This is amazing
sunalwaysshining It gets better at the bottom I promise.
so important :’)
east coast blogger: today i murdered a rat with my own crystalized rage and hatred west coast blogger: this beach is so relaxing my body melted right into the sand midwest blogger: o Lords of corn, what sins have we committed for the weather to punish us so southern blogger: y'all’d’ve
Me: did you know that Thomas Jefferson brought macaroni and cheese to America from France and that he was obsessed with making it and nobody liked it but they never said anything about it because Thomas Jefferson, Official Pretentious Hipster Freak was so obsessed with it and no one wanted to ruin his good time
Somebody: who was the seventh president of the United States?
Me: look buddy boy I literally have no idea do I look like a historian to you??
The pizza is aggressive.
So my avatar keeps going completely black and I’ve caught an unusually high amount of ghost Pokémon today. It’s like I’ve stepped into some poorly written creepypasta.
why is blizzard so chicken shit in revealing the gay characters THEY promised. want to make the reveal “””organic””’ bitch, all u have to do its fucking. add a voice line like
ana: so pharah any girls in your life
pharah: mom pls
like? thats all u have to do. just add a fucking 1 second voice line for a character talking about how they’re gay. how hard can that be
Because the sexuality would feel a bit slapped on. They want the sexuality to be a part of the character, not the character
[extremely het voice] uhhh if it literally ever comes up that a gay person is gay isn’t that just playing into stereotypes sweaty? :^)
My suggestions for gay voicelines:
1. Ana: Fareeha, why haven’t you married yet? Pharah: Women are complicated.
2. Zenyatta: You are more like your brother than you realize. Hanzo: The only similarity he and I share is a love for certain men.
3. Tracer: Zarya! How have you been, love? Zarya: Watch your words. I have quite the jealous girlfriend.
4. Ana: Why is it you never settled down, Morrison? Soldier 76: I don’t know how seriously people would take a mercenary married to another man. Ana: You must worry less about your image and more about your happiness, boy.
5. Mercy: Any girls you’ve got your eye on, Satya? Symmetra: My only true love is the Vishkar Coorperation. Mercy: Don’t lie to me. I’ve seen how you look at Amélie.
6. Widowmaker: Are you afraid, chérie? Would you like me to protect you? Tracer: Would you stop flirting with me? You tried to kill me twice.
7. Torbjörn: *that one pervy line about the mech* D.va: Why don’t you go stick your hand under Bastion’s hood? I know that’s what you’re into. Bastion: *concerned robot noises*
8. Widowmaker: *anytime she kills Tracer* Adieu, mon amour.
9. Reaper: *after killing 76* Se odio el cara estupido…y lindo….pero estupido más…. (I hate his stupid - and cute….but more stupid - face.) sorryimbadattranslatingdirectly
10. *in Hollywood* D.va: I’d love to be in one of those romance films. I’d get to kiss all those cute boys and pretty girls…..mostly pretty girls.
11. Widowmaker *after Tracer does something good*: I’m in love.
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What your Overwatch main says about you (Stereotypes)
Offense
Genji: Complete weeb, probably listening to anime music or the Metal Gear Rising soundtrack while playing.
McCree: You’re waiting for the new Red Dead and this is all you have in the meantime, probably smokes cigars.
Pharah: Professional Soldier main in TF2, physically unable to touch the ground.
Reaper: CR̸A̕A̶̶҉A̧̧A̡Ą̷W̴̨͜W̧ẀL̛IN̵̕G ̷̵I̶͢͜IÍ̛̛II̴N͏ ̷͡M̧͢͞Ý ͟S̛͠K̸I̷I̕͡I͏I̡IN̴̷͏
Soldier: 76: You like Call of Duty.
Tracer: You know literally nothing about Overwatch but you saw her on the cover of the box.
Defense
Bastion: You always camp in every FPS you’ve ever played, and building an entire character around that gives you a raging hardon.
Hanzo: You have no idea how archery works but you think he looks cool, usually has “KSA” in their username.
Junkrat: You cream when you watch any of the Mad Max movies.
Mei: You vape.
Torbjörn: Professional Engineer main in TF2, dispensing armour packs every nanosecond.
Widowmaker: You like Call of Duty but you’re playing in Competitive and Soldier: 76 is already taken.
Tank
D.va: You like anime, probably plays Genji as well.
Reinhardt: You let your friend borrow your copy of Dark Souls so you’ll have to play this in the meantime.
Roadhog: heavily into BBW, possibly has a farm animal fursona.
Winston: You laugh at Harambe memes like they’re the funniest thing on earth.
Zarya: Pyccknn.
Support
Ana: The closest you can get to friendly fire.
Lúcio: Rhythmn game fanatic, waiting for a new Jet Set Radio since birth.
Mercy: Was forced to play healer because no one else would.
Symmetra: Probably has mic on constantly but the only noises you can hear is their keyboard clacking as they type “xD” in chat when someone falls off a cliff from their teleporter.
Zenyatta: you like playing DPS but no one’s picked healer.
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