songs to skate down a moving train to

Kai/Key, 24 | they/him | UK, white | I like video games, kpop girl groups, intersectional feminism & memes | BLACK LIVES MATTER |

[too-much-gayhem]

can someone just get on with it already I'm sick to bastard death of waiting

[ayemulab]

This outfit!

[ashleyrguillory]

Some pride cats designed for a patreon pattern. They're napping.

[petfinder-names]

[wyrmwizard]

[jame7t]

um, fished to meet you?

[jame7t]

women can use a weird power

[jame7t]

STOP USING IT ON ME!!!

[r0zeclawz]

female beam lol

[instamatik]

[radlogaga]

Honestly this is fucking brilliant because you can put hot drinks in this cup and since it has a handle you won’t burn your hand drinking it

[ballwizard]

why do coffee makers growl at you. What's the point of all that

[tragedyposting]

They’re called baristas and they’re working very hard, they deserve to let off steam however they’d like.

[hatepilled-deactivated20220925]

meowing instead of moaning

[probuccalfat1]

watching my mutual make posts i would unfollow other ppl for

[greenhairandpronouns]

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

[aerialsquid]

I appreciate the context of 1-6 or else 7 might have had some very concerning implications.

[coughloop]

why are people submitting asks with skulls? to be scary? 👣

...can you put your shoes back on

[melonyswife]

computer open.

computer shpw me fortnite milfs.

[campyvillain]

hi I’m the computer. You’re not getting that.

[frootrollup1-deactivated2022080]

[tiktaalic]

Did you know? On average, Tesla owners are involved in collisions 18% more frequently than any other car. Research has shown this is because when I see that stupid fucking logo i floor it.

[niedopalek]

My house is surrounded by a moat that is 20 feet across, extends down to the Earth’s mantle, and is filled with astonishingly delicious water. It does little to stop people, however, as it is very easy to swim across, and so i nonetheless live in constant terror

[solardrake]

[liquidstar]

Thank god finally

[liquidstar]

obsessed