don't be suprised when you get bent over

[thaknows]

The Last Shadow Puppets by Zackery Michael

[thunder-thiefs]

[arcticfavour]

[cumdumpstiel]

when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..

[cumdumpstiel]

in case the implied ending wasn’t clear enough: and then i get railed.

[long-lost-opinions]

Every day we stray further from the light of God

[insomniac-arrest]

I don’t think the lights are supposed to be on for this encounter, maybe a few tasteful candles or a haunting glow from under the basement door

[disfordeathramps]

[silver-lining-lone-ranger-riding]

Lollapalooza, 8.08.09

by © Rob Grabowski

[alexsassyturner]

Alex Turner’s pointing obsession

[valtsv]

fanfic titles be like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

[sandandglass]

Chelsea Peretti: One Of The Greats

[queeringfeministreality]

that was not where I was expecting it to go AND I LOVED IT

[darcystarlizzie]

x

[arcticmonkeysaf]

🍑

[505daysofnight]

[milespeterkane-deactivated20251]

[monkeyssheffield]

[alexturner2005]

joanna.pappa: My dreams came true today! ❤️ Ran into #alexturner from #arcticmonkeys while going to get my watch battery replaced. I could not have picked a better day to do menial tasks on my week off! See you tonight at the gig @arcticmonkeys #lifecomplete (Melbourne, 26/2/19)

[thedevilsadvocatte-deactivated2]

[archivepurpur]

Never forget that THIS happened

[arcticmunchiez]

All of the albums in the style of all the albums

via AndreaScandurra on reddit (x)

[heymrturner-deactivated20190925]