Oof

just a dumbass trying their best

[funkygraveyards-deactivated2023]

reunited

[remalirn]

Master of the Ghost Valley

[csevet]

statistically someone will end up being The Last Shopper In Target At Closing Time, so here’s some little reminders in case someday that person is you

yes, the employees are tired and would like you to leave so they can close the store and go home

if you are a normal human about it and treat the employees like they are humans, you will all be okay

when the “The Store Is Now Closed” announcement is read, it is absolutely no-exceptions time to stop shopping and head up to the front. there were 3-4 other announcements preceding that one.

any staff still on the floor will probably call on their walkie-talkies that they see you, some identifiable piece of clothing (grey jacket, green hat, etc), and the direction you are going.

you do not have to self-flagellate your apology, a friendly “i’m so sorry, i’m ready to go now!” is enough

if you realize at checkout that you forgot something, do the following calculation:

if you can live without it until tomorrow morning, just finish the transaction and deal with it tomorrow

if you can’t live without it for the next ten hours (baby formula. tampons. i get it) PLEASE tell the person helping you, or one of the half-dozen other front-of-store staff waiting to close the lanes. it is likely someone will RUN to get the thing for you. we want you to get your shit and leave!

and most importantly of all:

getting belligerent, screaming, cursing out the front end managers and staff, and otherwise making a problem of yourself will get you absolutely nowhere except kicked out, potentially without any of the stuff you wanted.

[catchymemes]

[chongoblog]

[dalbit0]

a little bird told me

[zazablah]

Local Sect Leader Gaslights Children!

(x)

[hotvampireadjacent]

[anarchblr]

ABOLISH POLICE AND FREE MY HOMEBOY DJ TOILET

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

just learned that the covid vaccines don’t actually have autism in them. think I’m gonna puke.

[bowsersex-deactivated20220424]

love this tag so much. he could’ve kept that excess autism to himself, but he gave it you. that’s what I call love.

[nzarlissa]

Лань Вандзі Моє олюблене сонечко, другий нефрит клану Лань. Гагадковий, стриманий і трохи впертий заклинатель родом із іменитого клану Лань, шановного за свої здібності. Його холодна ніжність, та палке сердце вчаровує з першого погляду.

[tbgkaru-woh]

Word of Honor modern!AU

[ann-mauriii]

"It's so strange. I know it will be a dangerous trip, but I'm not scared at all." WWX to LWJ before departing on a journey that led them to Burial Mounds second siege.

--- I wanted to draw messy-but-still-composed-HanguangJun

[animentality]

Goncharov broke containment.

[broomsticks]

[funnytwittertweets]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[floralflesh-deactivated20181212]

When I’m bored I paint arms onto VeggieTales screencaps

[bird-big]

god dammit no now they can do too many things like jack off and hit you

[jelloapocalypse]

BUZZFEED: Top 2 Things Vegetables Would Do If They Had Arms

[beardedmrbean]

Appropriate move

[psychoticcrippleandposims-deact]

Transcript?

[redknight7146]

Audio Transcript:

REPORTER: "...gonna go... This is gonna go right over... Uh, right over my house. So, very close to my house, uh, which again is in the Chevy Chase area, Bethesda area, uh, this is along Wisconsin Avenue as well, so heads up if you live along Massachusetts or Wisconsin Avenue."

REPORTER (into phone): "Ken, you there, buddy?"

KEN: "Yeah?"

REPORTER: "Uh, hey man, I want you to, uh, get down in the– in the basement. We got a tornado warning. Alright, so I wanna make sure you and– you and Kyle get downstairs as soon as you can, okay?"

(he pauses as his son responds)

REPORTER: "Yeah, get down there now, get in the, get in the, in that bath– in that bed– uh, in the bedroom down there. And just kinda wait for, like, 10 to 15 minutes, okay? Do it now. Alright, thanks buddy."

REPORTER (to camera): "Alright, so, that was, uh, just, y'know, gotta warn my kids, because I know what my kids are doing right now, they're probably online gaming and they're not seeing this, so we have a tornado warning, hopefully they saw it on their phones. Many of us got it on our phones, in the news room, I heard the phones go off–"

End Transcript

[alexseanchai]

makes it really clear to other viewers under the tornado warning what the stakes are and what the appropriate response is