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Åttah ♠︎

[raskti]

Pov: Ola Salo gives you a smooch

[upathosarts]

shoutout to my friend for this absolutely wild commission

[unexpected-tigers]

@novoxum

[riocinn]

those were the lyrics right

[riocinn]

i know how to win tumblr. i draw lsoh and everyone comes running like the stampede from the lion king

[losdibujitos]

🐊🤠

[elliespectacular]

Happy 24-6-01!

[cx-shhhh]

Today is 24601. Happy pride month.

[foxghost]

*squints at suspiciously* I don’t think this was made for fingers

[negativeonetwelfth]

if you experience a constitution buff lasting more than 4 hours please contact your magical advisor

[orinmothwings]

This is how the mushnik murder reads for me

[vinegar-rights]

They made her so cute here

[calliemity]

i had a vision

[orcboxer]

flipping the tables at the temple is a crucial part of the run, but obviously every npc in the area will aggro on you as soon as you do it, which is a problem because the crucifixion exploit only works on a pacifist run. that's why we picked up those cords from the leatherworker earlier in the chapter. we can craft those into a whip and drive out the merchants, as long as we don't accidentally kill one of them. this is the only weapon in the game that doesn't proc the "violence" effect due to an oversight in the code, so this will essentially allow us to complete the tableflip glitch without breaking our pacifist run. once every table is flipped, the physics engine won't know how to handle it and some key values will be altered that will later allow us to clip through golgotha directly into hell-

[orcboxer]

woke up this morning with the mental image of jesus' last words on the cross being "speedrun strats" and the thought wouldn't leave me alone until I wrote this

[underside-of-a-walrus]

Everyone: Moby dick is pretty gay

Me: yeah, I can see that. A psychological narrative set aboard a ship, with lots of men in confined spaces, having to count on eachother? There'd be all kinds of room for subtext.

Moby dick, like 10 pages in: Anyway so then I slept with the guy and the next day he told me we were married. It was great. It was about then we left the hotel and started looking for a ship-

Me: ah.

[peppi-mint]

demon barber of freak street and all that

[mysticalcats]

born to be a jellicle cat singing jellicle songs forced to write essays

[itsdappleagain]

jesus no

[deadpansasser]

[butterscotch-goat]

my dealer: I got some straight gas 💯💯 🔥🔥 😎😎 this strain is called Jesus Christ Superstar ✝️⛪⛪🙏🙏 this shit will get you thinking you're the son of god‼️‼️💯💯🗣️🗣️

me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit

me five minutes later: dude what the fuck I swear it's you that say I am dude

King Herod from The Bible: wonkadoo wackadoo wackity wack walk across my swimming pool boy