I Only Want To Say

Quin ||| Do You Have A Moment To Talk About Our Lord And Saviour Jesus Christ

[judas-lover]

All of my JCS fics on AO3

[unicorns-n-ladybugs]

crying about how judas iscariot had the divine role of death, allowing the rebirth of christ. how his sacrifice was just as sacred and the sacrifice of christ. its so odd that this could ever be twisted to be evil? every religion recognized the divinity in birth, life, death, rebirth, etc. and death is of course a necessary step in that divinity. judas sacrificed the man he loved so he could be reborn, to save the world, what is more noble than that? thats love for humanity, its sacrifice for the progress of the world, why is judas' sacrifice any less holy?

[akashicrecord]

I need to put a lock on my phone at around 6 PM because that's when I start feeling like jesus christ on the cross

[sexynakedblackguy]

Veins poppin, sweat & blood running down the body, a thorn crown and dick just out… I’ve been there…

[vaporsnake]

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

[vaporsnake]

would you prefer if she had a different fetish tumblr user nutsacktorturer

[aquaflv]

really recommend getting a partner with a different religion than you and very little knowledge of your religion because the opportunities for explaining things to each other are just exquisite

[aquaflv]

yesterday she told me some story about the Buddha's wife and child and I was like. Wait. He fucked? And she was like yeah of course he fucked, why wouldn't he, he was the most attractive and loveable and and wise and etc. person who ever lived. why would he not fuck.

[aquaflv]

this morning she looked perplexed in the kitchen at me and said "did Jesus not fuck?"

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

you want to try pilates? the thing that killed jesus christ superstar??

[prokopetz]

Question 7: Assuming that the Roman Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation is correct, estimate how tall Christ our Lord must have been in order for His body to furnish all properly consecrated Communion wafers consumed to date. Justify your assumptions.

[quantum-mechan1c]

Great work everyone

[prokopetz]

[quantum-mechan1c]

Loving the crowdsourced sacrilege on display here

[the-defiant-fluffball]

I asked maths boy for his input

[prokopetz]

#ok but are we assuming average human density here or can we have a black hole jesus #will there be a noticeable gravitational effect from standing too close to our lord and savior #can i - and this is critical - can i be spaghettified by jesus (via @dreadful-puns-and-finger-guns)

[judas-lover]

who tf is matthias anyway man

[haruzsblog-blog]

[giragirameganedan]

*pets u so long u r eroded away into nothing/dust*

[giragirameganedan]

*comes back to ur dust/nothing pile* *pets it so long u r reformed into something else*

[judas-lover]

Actually, the tags from my main (prev) belong here

[willgrahamscock]

“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow

[willgrahamscock]

come on guys let’s all go on the wide path that is headed towards hell together

[o-kurwa]

When you already know you'll end up in hell anyway

[bunjywunjy]

yo tenemos a mecha-Jesuchristo

[soup-o-stars]

People listen to epic the musical, and no one bats an eye.

But when I, when I, listen to Jesus Christ Superstar and talk about it; Society, society calls me political

[purple-confusion]

Praise God

Fool's gold illumination UK arena that's why Deo rusts

Based on this Amesbury Psalter illumination posted by @hildegards-abbey that I ended up hunting down

[purple-confusion]

Wastra Amstedas (2005 Amstetten JCS) sponsored by @partial-prints hell yeah lets get into it

Sponsorer told me a defining characterisation of amstedas is his love and care for jesus that became his undoing, and thats why I chose to put him in kokrosono batik motif which is deceptively hard to nail bcs its so similar to a number other patterns but it can't take me down that easily

I incorporated the red geranium plant bcs that's what sponsorer associates Amstedas with and the filler is beras tumpah, a common mourning motif. Kokrosono itself means a person who's always willing to sacrifice themself out of love for others and hope to make the world a better place.

Its based on a traditional puppet character (wayang), Raden Kokrosono, and there are separate gurdha wings throughout the motif (called lar) which are the wings of god Vishnu's steed and symbolises power and grandness and a link to godhood, but as mentioned before i clipped all the wings, note the missing feathers on the 2nd tier of the wings.

But wait theres more, the other side of his robe is based on his act 2 robe but its a traditional weave named tenun lurik, and traditionally it was once worn in the royal court and by soldiers but now also used to swaddle babies. The pattern i chose is lurik telupat that are stripes of 3s and 4s to a combined number of 7 and it means life and prosperity but i specifically chose it bcs the number 7 in javanese culture symbolises the help/favor of God.

[jupiterno41]

there's this bit i like in jesus christ superstar and turn over in my mind. where judas gets mad at jesus for using expensive oils or perfumes, saying we could've used that money to give to poor people. and jesus is like: i'm not going to be around forever just let me have my expensive oil.

this is funny to me because jesus is kind of a fundamentally unrelatable character, but who hasn't thought this exact sentiment before? get off my dick, judas. you as the audience member are supposed to agree with judas here, i think, but in reality we always disagree with him. yesterday i bought a pumpkin candle because i really wanted it. the 7 dollars could have been used better, but it won't be. whenever i do this i think about jesus christ superstar.

[judas-lover]

Judas apologism incoming: his complaining abt the oils is imo less about The Oils/Money than it is about establishing 1. Judas' knowledge of finances (relevant when he betrays Jesus and obv doesn't do it for the money bc he says so and also he gets a tenth of what that oil is allegedly worth), 2. Judas' position as Jesus' "right hand man" in a sort of advisor but also nothing-held-back relationship constellation, and 3. his attitude towards Mary and the inversion of the sentiment (giving vs keeping.. wherein both Judas and Mary think the other is keeping) as well as the music.

[tabooi]

i'm haunted by visions